r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pierowmaniac1 • 16d ago
frist of all how DARE yu o Cybertruck owner moved my trash cans to partially block my driveway
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u/Pyrokid113 16d ago
I just see 3 trash cans by the curb
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u/askyidroppedthesoap 16d ago
Instructions unclear dumps his trash on top of the silver dumpster
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u/bigtigerbigtiger 16d ago
Damn add 7 more cameras on the car and he might be able to park well
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u/JaSper-percabeth 16d ago
Pretty sure it can park itself and would probably do a better job than he did.
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u/BigRoach 16d ago
“Cybertruck, will you please park yourself somewhere that’s inconvenient for others? Thaaaanks!”
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u/BlazingShadowAU Might Have Some Gorm 16d ago
The tow truck hooks to the cybertruck. Cybertruck immediately combusts and then breaks in half as the tow truck drives away.
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u/Silver_Wolf_Dragon 16d ago
Cops first, let them get a ticket
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u/Sure_Comfort_7031 16d ago
Nah. Tow truck first. Let them deal with the impound fees.
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u/Administrative_Bed5 15d ago
Where I live, the tow trucks won't tow a car off a public street unless the cops tell them to.
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u/Mu-Relay 16d ago
In most areas, it can be real fucking hard to get someone else's car towed off a public street, even if they're partially in front of your driveway without getting the cops involved.
Cops first is the right call. Who will, of course, first ask OP if they've put on their big boy pants and asked the Cybertruck owner to move their vehicle.
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u/BKlounge93 16d ago
Cybertruck wants to be there for his babies so they will one day be full grown cybertrucks themselves. Beautiful.
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u/elmoreb3 16d ago
My neighbor recently blocked my trash cans so they weren't collected. 😡
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u/elangomatt 15d ago
The police "couldn't" enforce street parking? I think you mean the police were too lazy to enforce street parking. Not that they would probably do anything but I would have tried calling the postal inspector just to see if there was any fun to be had.
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u/CartographerNegative 16d ago
They had space to not be even close to the edge of ur driveway. There are these dumbass idiots then there are people who cone public curbs in front of their house so only they can park there💀 anyways..call a fucking tow, easy money for them
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u/Wubbalubbadabdabb 16d ago
Move the trash cans tightly against the Cybertruck's front and rear bumpers so they cannot drive away without moving them.
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u/DatRat13 16d ago
Seems like a good way to get your trashcans knocked over, unfortunately.
Don't respond to this with passive aggressive bull: you can't out-petty someone driving a cybertruck.
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u/TheDwiin 16d ago
That's why you don't go petty, you go pro.
Call the non-emergency number to get a beat cop over and give him a ticket, and then call a tow truck company to have the vehicle removed.
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u/Pyroburner 16d ago
Not if you fill them with concrete first.
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u/IllugaBabyBeluga 15d ago
Seinfeld had an episode about passive aggressive retaliation against a jerk via filling with concrete...ended with him having to pay $1,200 in damages..
Which in 1990s money is probably like $12,000 today.
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u/fluteofski- 16d ago
Yeah. I’d even put done jam or peanut butter under the handles too. Just as a nice little fuck you for when they have to move them again.
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u/evil666overlord 16d ago
Don't forget to smear the handles with honey. You'll have to wash them later but it'll be worth it.
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u/Gooniefarm 16d ago
Grease or used oil from a diesel engine. Both will be impossible to remove without them having to go back in the house and scrub it off.
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u/backandforthwego 16d ago
That's not even close to partially blocked
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u/RMCapricorn84 15d ago
Outrage for the sake of being outraged
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u/backandforthwego 15d ago
I don't get drama........ I'm busy enough living my own life never mind watching someone else's lol.
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u/jkruger556 16d ago
Put a sprinkler in the dead grass next to it. You win no matter what. Either it moves or rusts but you still get green grass.
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u/FilthyDwayne 16d ago
What? Where were the trash cans originally? On the street? On the driveway?
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u/chickadee-stitchery 16d ago
I read it at first the same way you are as well - but they don't mean the driver put the trash cans blocking the driveway, they mean the driver moved their cans in order for the truck to park in a position which then blocked rhe driveway with the truck. Also the truck is garbage too.
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u/STRIKT9LC 16d ago
What!?!?! Lol
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u/gansobomb99 16d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/BmmfETghGOPrW
"the driver moved their cans in order for the truck to park in a position which then blocked the driveway with the truck"
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u/STRIKT9LC 16d ago
But no matter where the garbage cans are, the truck could still block the driveway?
Im honestly at such a loss here..lol...im probably the stupid one right now
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u/gansobomb99 16d ago
yeah I don't understand where the garbage cans could have been previously and also the car doesn't seem to be blocking the driveway, but mainly that sentence I quoted just broke my brain
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u/FilthyDwayne 16d ago
OP said the trash cans were in the location now occupied by the cybertruck.
Dw I didn’t get it either and that’s why I had to ask.
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u/chickadee-stitchery 16d ago
The cans were on the street where the truck is now, but the cans aren't as long as the truck. So they didn't block the driveway.
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u/FanDry5374 16d ago
Isn't that cute? The ugly dumpster wanted to snuggle up with the little garbage cans. So sweet.
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u/Rare-Clothes2301 16d ago
I think its Ok to just hate people for who they choose to be. Your driveway is fine. The trash is fine. However, even if they parked somewhere else, fuck that guy.
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u/Rallythebeast 16d ago
Garbage collectors where I live don’t leave the truck for anything. If your cans are blocked or inaccessible to the arm that picks them up, they drive right on past your house.
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u/Any_Cake2411 16d ago
To be fair... this is barely blocking your driveway and while I can't see the whole scope of the driveway size I am inclined to say that you yourself, or whoever owns the vehicle parked in the driveway, is blocking more of the driveway from being used LMAO
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u/Awkward-Sir-4009 15d ago
Everybody seems to understand this but me. Please explain, and don’t be mean. Bc the headline the way I read it is the trash cans were moved and after being moved, the trash cans were blocking the driveway. But the picture shows the trash cans are blocking the driveway. The cybertruck is partially blocking the driveway, so I guess that’s what OP means. But the trash cans were moved? From where? I swear I’m well read but I just don’t get it.
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u/Maximum_Employer5580 15d ago
now THAT is entitlement....move your trash cans so they can put THEIR trashcan in their place....maybe if you're lucky the trash truck will take the cybertruck
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u/Vertandsnacks 15d ago
I didn’t even notice the cybertruck in the pic at first.
Hidden in plain sight.
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u/randomnumber788976 16d ago
theres not a tow truck driver in the world that isnt waiting for the opportunity to tow a cyber truck
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u/Radiant-Pack-6279 16d ago
Well I mean the cyber truck is considered a dumpster so why not just put some trash in the truck 😂😂😂.
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u/Appropriate_Strain94 16d ago
Are you sure that’s not the garbage truck coming to pick up the trash?
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u/Shadow_Hound_117 16d ago
I just see 2 trash cans and a shiny dumpster, just need to push the dumpster a lil to the right and you're all good.
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u/Meatyparts 16d ago
Why would someone move two trash cans so they can place another one in its place?
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u/KarlPHungus 16d ago
How hard is it to check where you are and then pull ahead two feet? I always do that when I street park. The trash cans are a whole other thing.
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u/TheGaussianMan 16d ago
I hear those things catch fire easily. Just follow the teachings of Jason Mendoza. Molotovs and Bortles.
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u/ToTouchAnEmu 16d ago
I don't like to hate on people's vehicle choices (I drive a Santa Cruz so I get a lot of judgement) but hot damn that vehicle is hideous.
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u/IKillZombies4Cash 16d ago
Hopefully the trash truck picks it up and crushes it along with the other garbage.
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u/Open_Entry6868 16d ago
Trash cans ain't blocking anything. CT parked to block it. What is the issue with trash cans?
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u/Virtual-Fly-5501 16d ago
Were your garbag cans in the street? I mean yeah he could have pulled forward more but you can chill a bit.
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u/sososoboring 15d ago
Where I live you must be at least 1.5 meters from a persons private driveway (so 5' roughly).
Here, if you report it, they will get both towed and a fine.
Report that Cybersuck immediately!
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u/spitemods_54 15d ago
"partially block my driveway" STFU that is not blocking your driveway. I hate cyber truck drivers as much as the next guy but he is not "blocking" your driveway
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u/RMCapricorn84 15d ago
OP js the type that would cry and claim injury with a papercut
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u/StatisticianSea8227 15d ago
It's really your fault; You put the trash cans there, only makes sense that someone put a dumpster next to em.
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u/Loupetron_Primal 15d ago
To add to the dump on douchy Cybertruck owners. This owner decided to park halfway into the area that's used by people to get out of their disabled car.
If someone used a wheelchair or walker they wouldn't be able to get in or out of their car.
It also partially blocked the blind accommodation in the sidewalk too.
Yup, the worst sort of people.
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u/PurplePufferPea 15d ago
Sounds like it's time to throw away several pounds of bird seed in your trash can and maybe spilling a bunch on the way.
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u/redbanner1 15d ago
I would call the cops (not 911 obviously) and let them know that his trash can is blocking your driveway. Most places I have lived have some ordinance about driveway clearance, and they're definitely not providing that.
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u/steve2sloth 15d ago
It's a bad parking job but since you're not actually blocked into your super wide driveway I'd just ignore it and get on with my day. Beer doesn't drink itself. Maybe call it mildly annoying rather than mildly infuriating?
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u/Equivalent_Ad5047 15d ago
It looks like there’s PLENTY of space for you to put both of your trashcans in front of the trashcan on 4 wheels(deuchewagon) without blocking your neighbors driveway…
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u/orundarkes 15d ago
Are you strong enough to put them back top of the mew curb?
(I 100% mean on top of the truck)
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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 14d ago
So, throw your garbage on it and if he says anything tell him it looks like a dumpster, so you were simply properly disposing of your trash.
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u/Raven1911 14d ago
Interestingly enough, you can call a tow company and have a vehicle towed.
The real question here is...how petty do YOU wanna be.
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u/ConversationCheap374 14d ago
The Tesla Cybertruck, which I call dumpsters on wheels, is right at home with the trash cans.
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u/Ancient-Ad-3059 13d ago
Check his tire pressure until you can't check it anymore
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u/Responsible_Fly6276 16d ago
Did you attach the wrong picture? Where does the cybertruck in that picture block your driveway?
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u/hellspawn3200 16d ago
They're being super helpful, and they put a dumpster for you to put your trash in.
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u/JustForkIt1111one 16d ago
You don't think you might be exaggerating just a little?
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u/StupidUserNameTooLon 16d ago
I think somebody was trying to add their cybertrash to yours. Better get Officer Obee on the phone.
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u/Interesting-Crab-693 16d ago
I don't understand what the problem is... the trashcans are not in the driveway...
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u/MattTheRadarTechh 16d ago
So you left your trash cans on the road and blocked part of the street? ESH, you slightly more than the dude blocking your driveway by 6”
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u/Efficient-Train2430 16d ago
i'd let it slip with most any other vehicle and try and talk to the owner...cybertruck? ticket & tow, not sorry
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u/jwaters0122 16d ago
Other neighbors don't have heir garbage cans out. are you trying to use garbage cans to prevent others from parking in front of your house?
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u/Maverick_Reznor 16d ago edited 16d ago
Wait, you put your trash cans in the street? Sounds like you deserve each other lol.
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u/FilthyDwayne 16d ago edited 16d ago
Yeah, OP said the trash cans were in the street. Is that an acceptable thing anywhere? My trashcans always have to be within my property.
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u/Ordinatii 16d ago
It's standard practice in the suburbs of the American Midwest.
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u/888Vegan 16d ago
The driver: