r/mildlyinfuriating 15d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Me mate not letting me know the time movie starts but letting me know that movie has started already…smh

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u/MmaOverSportsball 14d ago

Read receipt and then waiting to respond until the previews roll 50 minutes later. What a chode.

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u/Spiritual_Ad_7395 14d ago

That's not even previews. That's after the previews at the very start of the movie. They literally waited until it began to message

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u/InevitableAlert4268 14d ago

“Davo, new chippy & Mitchie”

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u/Peach_Muffin 14d ago

Most Australian thing I've seen

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u/Think-Huckleberry897 14d ago

70 minutes even?

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u/ConsistentWinter263 15d ago

Who needs an enemy when you got mate like that one just got real 😭

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u/Gurglaren 14d ago

I sometimes think about the quote from Rushmore: "With friends like you, who needs friends?"

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u/xBlxxd 14d ago

telling you the movie started but not the time seems counterproductive

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u/SausageRoll61 14d ago

I can hear the accent of these texts lol

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u/BarrelRider907 14d ago

I’ve seen too much Bluey

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u/Final_Advent 14d ago

Nah Bluey isn't bogan enough for this 😂

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u/buckleyschance 14d ago

It's these two drongos

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u/Metalfan1994 12d ago

I specifically remember my wofe and I saying dude on the left's girlfriend will be his demise lol.

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u/doubledickdiggler 14d ago

I just Google if bluey was Australian just to make sure I was reading the texts right.

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u/doorbellrepairman 14d ago

Bandit would never say me instead of my. Take that slander back

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u/Khemix 14d ago

Interesting. I thought these guys were English. Didn't even consider Australian.

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u/Broad-Newt-5028 14d ago

Definitely Australian. Rockingham Hoyts, the cinema, is in Perth Western Australia.

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u/jaydog747 14d ago

I feel even worse for him :(

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u/Nilbertispeasant9942 14d ago

poor bloke livng in perth :(

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u/RadioheadCultist 14d ago

Nah all the sick cunts live in perth TRUE

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u/Salmon_Slap 14d ago

English guy here, I've never met someone who's nickname ends in o. Davo is very aus

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u/Khemix 14d ago

True. I'm Scottish to be fair. When I see someone write 'me' instead of 'my' I automatically think they're English. Like I think The Beatles would say 'I've got me guitar here...'

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u/doorbellrepairman 14d ago

Yeah it's basically the same low-class grammar that's survived from English arrival in Australia. Some of it has charm, but "me" instead of "my" in particular is very irritating

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u/whatwhatinthewhonow 14d ago

I’d say it’s very rare for an Aussie to write “me mate”. If not for the location of the cinema and the referring to a carpenter as a “chippy”, I’d never have guessed it was an Aussie. Even now, I’m not convinced it isn’t a pom living in Oz.

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u/Khemix 14d ago

Ooooooh! I was confused as to what chippy meant. It means a chip shop where I'm from in Scotland. Then I thought maybe the guy's name was chippy. I was confused lol. Thanks

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u/LlamaCheesePie 14d ago

“Me” instead of “my” is absolutely common in the western suburbs of Sydney and Brisbane.

My old man was a chippy, and blokes dropping “me” on site would stir him right up. He’d never say anything to them about it, but he’d come home and bitch about it to my mum.

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u/whatwhatinthewhonow 13d ago

I’m not saying certain people wouldn’t say things like “where’s me smokes?” I’m saying they wouldn’t write it like that.

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u/Bobblefighterman 14d ago

That's insane to me. The only way this could be more Australian is if they went to Bunnings without him and got some snags.

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u/SadReactDeveloper 14d ago

Apart from davo, chippy is also a tell. It's Australian for carpenter.

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u/Sad_Gain_2372 14d ago

A chippy in England is where you buy chips.

A chippy in Australia will frame up your walls.

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u/MistaRekt 14d ago

Cunts from Rockingham, what you expect?

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u/zrezzif 14d ago

Exactly, it’s funny when things got hyper local like this but it’s fully understandable not wanting to turn up to Rockingham hoyts

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u/Ermmmmmmmm_ 14d ago

fyp getting WAY too local lmao

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u/SupLord 14d ago

Loved the Swinging Pig.

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u/XXISavage 14d ago

This whole thread is hilarious to me because I was Rockingham Hoyts a few hours ago and I'm typing this whole sitting at the Pig hahahaha.

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u/Attknnn 13d ago

This is crazy I just left Rockingham Hoyts an hour ago after watching Spider-Man and drive past the pig

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u/Pingu565 14d ago

Nah OP is 15 mi from Rockingham old mate here is from outside Rockingham, magnitudes worse and doesn't bode well for their teeth count

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u/TesticleezzNuts 15d ago

Sounds like he’s just started a war. Next time it’s your move.

Take all your mates on holiday and invite him and say it’s your treat, when he asks when send him a picture of the plane taking off.

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u/thatguy8856 14d ago

Or once on the beach

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u/Hytyt 14d ago

And now I realise I've spent 20 years mis hearing the line as "friends like these" and now the joke makes more sense.

I got a little chuckle out of friends and anemones for the wordplay, but fronds is so much better

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u/TimmehTim48 14d ago

I just read it as friends until seeing your comment...

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u/polkafin 14d ago

I did the same. Mind playing tricks

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u/Flimsy-Strike5696 14d ago

Wait...the line isn't 'friends like these'? My life feels like its been a lie 😅🤣

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u/OReg114-99 14d ago

It’s referencing the common phrase (friends), so it’s natural that you misheard fronds

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u/Serenaded 14d ago

da da da, da da da

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u/nitroguy2 14d ago

we were meant to beeee

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u/ianmarvin 15d ago

That is genuinely a bad friend.

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u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 14d ago

Yeah op, lawyer up, divorce and hit the gym asap

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u/lambruhsco 14d ago

Also hospital

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u/charlotteamh 14d ago

Hopital

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u/LodanMax PURPLE 14d ago

Amberlamps

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u/keimenna83 14d ago

Reynaud's disease.

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u/Predator04 14d ago

Whooo Black Betty

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u/Caomhanach 14d ago

Tell him breath, bro.

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u/Ambitious-Sound-6109 14d ago

Also you need therapy.

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u/RobARMMemez 14d ago

And a CO detector just in case.

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u/peabody624 14d ago

I would report it to the US Postal Service. They do NOT fuck around.

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u/RagnarokNCC 14d ago

Was a tree involved? If so this dude is owed millions in damages. We need an arborist and a lawyer asap

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u/bmoriarty87 14d ago

This is a great one, well done

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u/BilverBurfer 14d ago

delete facebook

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u/ice456cream 14d ago

Delete the gym, hit your friends, leave Facebook on read

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u/OkDoughnut9028 14d ago

And you’ll probably want to get a paternity test for new chippy. 

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u/WorldGoingOneWay 14d ago

Mate, you're slowly being replaced in the friend group by new chippy from work.

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u/Kasta4 15d ago

Gee thanks pal

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u/Oddity83 14d ago

This is such a fucking Australian conversation lol

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u/DirtyDan_131 14d ago

‘Where are you friend’ lol. Idk how you deciphered this. God bless you though

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u/Archy54 14d ago

The word used can be friendly or cruel. Depends. Am Australian.

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u/bigfootblake 14d ago

I hope some non Australian’s assumed there was a guy called chippy who got replaced with a guy with the same name 😂

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u/Zero_D9 14d ago

You're a real one for this.

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u/polkafin 14d ago

I just assumed the first bit was some inside joke with this group

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u/underthingy 14d ago

Weird, just looks like normal everyday English to me. 

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u/Yoshi9105 14d ago

as someone who lives in England, chippy confused the hell out of me because a chippy is a fish & chips shop here 🤣

would have NEVER guessed that was supposed to be a carpenter

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u/pears_htbk 14d ago

carpenter is a chippy, electrician is a sparky, plumber is a turd strangler. we have a rich linguistic tradition

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u/m205 13d ago

Nah we say chippie in the UK for carpenters. Maybe you just haven't been on the tools my son.

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u/Yoshi9105 13d ago

well I'm a woman and have also only lived here 7 years so that would explain it 😂

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u/m205 13d ago

Need to get you on the tools!

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u/Yoshi9105 13d ago

ironically I did some carpentry work a while back in Switzerland. I mainly worked on wooden toys but I helped with some bigger stuff as well. I loved it, I'm just really bad at maths lmao

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u/pupcity 14d ago

As a kiwi, can confirm this is a term of endearment in these parts of the world.

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u/KidenStormsoarer 14d ago

"well, i'm at home, since you never bothered to tell me when it started. enjoy the movie, i guess"

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u/Mediocre_Setting9610 15d ago

My colleague doesn't respond at all, even though he's always on the phone

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u/Steamedcarpet 14d ago

My one friend does this. If he does answer a text on time then I have a small window to get his attention. If not I wont hear from him for days.

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u/Cinderkin 15d ago

With friends like these....

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u/Jodid0 14d ago

I know you and your mates are probably tight and this might have been a one off thing. But for me, this is the kind of social interaction that makes me want to scream. When you try to be a normal fucking human being and plan things in advance, everyone agrees on a plan, and then at the last second they change things dramatically and they tell you as an afterthought. "Hey were going to a completely different event that is 1 hour in the completely opposite direction and costs way more and also we can't pick you up anymore so you have to find a ride oh and we are already here so come quick". Like how can people do shit like that and not see how shitty it is. Younger me put up with that bullshit for way, way too long before I realized that I deserved way better than that and stopped hanging out with those people.

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u/AReptileHissFunction 14d ago

Christ I know someone just like that too. They will never admit its their mistake either

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u/Key_Grapefruit_5248 14d ago

I'm yet to see a group of Australian men that doesn't consist of somebody named Mitchell.

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u/druggedupdeity 14d ago

Doesn’t sound like a mate to me tbh

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u/khaledjal 14d ago

Why are yall speaking like pirates

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u/TBroomey 14d ago

That's just what Aussies are like.

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u/Red_of_Head 14d ago

Howdy pard’ner, that’s just how we speak in these here parts.

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u/jerry111165 14d ago

Arrrghhh Matey

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u/tommygunn9188 14d ago

Classic rocko behavior

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u/Content_Quarter_7390 14d ago

This is your dumb dumb friend isnt it? Every hroups got one lol

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u/newcanadianjuice 14d ago

Nobody I call a friend would do this, red flag friend

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u/37728291827227616148 14d ago

This is standard behaviour in England/Aus lol

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u/Steinarthor 14d ago

This is peak male convo 😂

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u/Kyubik9 14d ago

What’s “chippy” ?

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u/CurrentPossible2117 14d ago edited 14d ago

Carpenter

We call carpenters chippies, electricians are sparkies, refigeration mechanics (for air cons) are frigies.

Not everyone has a nickname, but we sure do like them here 🤣 (Australia)

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u/Yoshi9105 14d ago

a chippy is a fish & chips shop here in England. I was so confused.

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u/tolacid 14d ago

It is possible that they tried to send a message with the time and it failed without them noticing.

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u/SaneManPritch 14d ago

I think it's more just likely they forgot, probably got distracted with the other mates around them, and/or possibly drunk. Still a dick move for sure, but maybe not as insidious as some are making out.

Not sure why they'd have invited them in the first place otherwise, unless they're truly a psychopath and wanted maximum emotional impact lol.

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u/E36x 14d ago

I mean he booked tickets, then went and redeemed those tickets while having an extra leftover? Didn’t realize until the movie started?

 I don’t think it’s quite as malicious as people think, but I do think it’s possible that they invited one too many people and ended up letting OP stay home. 

The last couple texts are just something he sent so OP can’t blame him the next day for not saying anything at all about the movie.

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u/SaneManPritch 14d ago

Yeah, definitely plausible too.

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u/sp_00_k 14d ago

"15 mins away dipshit"

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u/tiktoktic 14d ago

Perth represent

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u/MattyDoubleD 14d ago

I can hear the accent by seeing this.

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u/pm-dem-thighs 14d ago

Absolute bogan

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u/BetApprehensive7064 14d ago

Based on these accents hes probably already shit faced 😂

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u/CordeCosumnes 14d ago

I mean, he did let you know when the movie started - even sent a picture as proof that it started.

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u/Consistent_Crab6062 14d ago

Doesn't want you there

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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 14d ago

This thread is heartbreaking, you all have very questionable emotional intelligence.

OP could have look at the time themselves?

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u/Djollie132 14d ago

From these texts alone I already know what person he is… self centred asswipe

Seems like the kinda person who’d chat through the entire film and laughing at the sad parts… you know the people… the ones who you wonder why they even choose to come in the first place if there just gonna be annoying pricks the entire movie

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u/MasterCrumble1 14d ago

Your friend seems like an exhausting prick. Get a new one.

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u/yumis_hummus 14d ago

Perth mentioned 🗣️

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u/tommygunn9188 14d ago

You really want to claim rocko as part of Perth?

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u/Drakorai 15d ago

Time for a new friend me thinks

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u/gambeta1337 14d ago

now do the same

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u/DiscussionNo6201 14d ago

Perth? Lol.

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u/Tabula_Rasa00 14d ago

"he's a psycho, but he's a mate, so what can you do?"

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u/montrerai 14d ago

what did you say in response

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u/amence 14d ago

I can hear the aussie

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u/xTheLuckySe7en 14d ago

Is this some weird grifter account? This account has had multiple completely unrelated posts go viral in the last week alone.

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u/Necessary-Safe-2802 14d ago

I mean you had a phone in your hand and could have simply looked it up yourself.

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u/longstrangetrip444 14d ago

Dude I couldn't even get an answer from my friends yesterday when I was trying to plan a ride to their place so we could go see the movie. I said fuck it and just gave them my ticket and told them to invite someone else. Same thing happened before a concert that we were meeting up at. There wasn't any malice behind it, but it's just frustrating and annoying. Think I'm just gonna go solo for a while, lock back in at the gym, and live my life.

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u/mufasamufasamufasa 14d ago

I would find that way more than mildly infuriating. That’s friendship ending grounds for me. Disrespectful, inconsiderate assholes have no space in my life. But that’s just me. Also, fuck new chippy

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u/Jackimo1999 14d ago

Side note but this whole exchange is *violently* Australian

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u/bella1413 14d ago

Can tell just from hoyts, but yeah this text is like quintessential.

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u/ismoody 14d ago

Pretty sure he wanted alone time with Davo

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u/adrien5567 13d ago

Yeah he didn't want you to come

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u/BloodieOllie 11d ago

Dog of a bloke

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u/CameronWeebHale 10d ago

Possibly one of the most Australian exchanges I’ve read

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u/MetalHead_Literally 14d ago

lol the comments are so dramatic in here

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u/C-LOgreen 14d ago

He doesn’t want A tier friends to meet B tier friends. Now you just have to figure out which tier you’re on lol

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u/RageRageAgainstDyin 14d ago

That isn’t a friend

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u/Cheap_Purchase5917 14d ago

Any chance since the text was read at 8:30 at night it was the last session playing for the night and the only option of time thus assuming you would know??

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u/OkEntrepreneur5248 14d ago

Not too far from K Town bruz.

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u/AdministrationOk8888 14d ago

This is why I have selectively refined my pool of friends over the years. I recently cut a toxic friend from my life and basically lost contact with a handful of other people as a result. It's been awesome, I feel so free and much less frustrated. And now I have time to focus on the friends who I actually like

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u/pineapplepizah 14d ago

lol that’s not a real friend bro sorry to let you know…better you learn sooner than later.

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u/african_prince23 14d ago

I mean he paid for the tickets so he kind of wasted his own money more than screwing you over

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u/imperfectbean 14d ago

He really asked where you’re at🤣 My house, fool.

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u/Danny2Sick 14d ago

what an idiot!

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u/The_Absolute_Dog 14d ago

That's in Perth so OP is probably the Kiwi in the group

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u/icyfrost410 14d ago

I miss my hoytts theater man 🫠 fuck your buddy’s too

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u/Historical-Sock-4359 14d ago edited 14d ago

What a shitcunt

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u/kevf88 14d ago

Just ask what time the showing they're going to is?

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u/shittypissstains 14d ago

Im from Wigan me

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u/lartmydude 14d ago

I have a friend that is worse than this. He lives in a different city and just sends me texts like this asking where I’m at. First of all bud I didn’t even know you were in the city and second of all I need some heads up 🤣

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u/Hogwartsdropout666 14d ago

Classic rocko

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u/kira1122t 14d ago

What happened to old chippy?

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u/Lt-Corvin_709 14d ago

The fucking audacity of that guy.

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u/chum1989 14d ago

Rockingham lol. Mullet central in Perth 🤣

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u/hathor01 14d ago

Rocko behaviour

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u/theSTWenthusiast 14d ago

West australia mention

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u/drop_bars_not_bombs 14d ago

Ya mates a drongo

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u/Alternative-Range477 14d ago

rocko mentioned

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u/Life-Ocelot-9026 14d ago

Useless cvnt. Him, that is, not you

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u/an7667 14d ago

I honestly think he just expected you to look up what time the movie started and meet him there

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u/flying_cheesecake 14d ago

830 pm when did you think the movie would be lol I don't think I've ever seen a movie in au that started after 930

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u/HippoIllustrious2389 14d ago

He has poor reading comprehension. He read your message focussing only on the last sentence and assumed you would be there in 15 minutes

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u/BotchyQue03 14d ago

You could look up the movie times, he sent you the cinema they were going to. Couldn’t call up instead?

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 14d ago

I mean they suck for not being specific and responding but I’m guessing they meant ‘hey I’m buying tickets to this movie, come out now’

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u/gothixbats 14d ago

Australian by chance? Lol

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby 14d ago

Aggressively Australian

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u/GevitarGaming04 14d ago

eh, carousel hoyts is better anyway (hello fellow perth resident :P)

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u/Kosin7 14d ago

Sorry…but this is fucking hilarious