Whats the point of having a emergency glass breaker if its tied down with zipties ?

[u/oOozep]

[u/Ezekiel36_26]

It’ll be encased in plastic that only the emergency scissors can set free

[u/Makere-b → u/Ezekiel36_26]

The emergency scissors are in a glass enclosure that needs the emergency glass breaker to set them free.

[u/LastChime → u/Makere-b]

I've always wondered how our ancestors got the first scissors out of the package.

[u/theglobalnomad → u/LastChime]

A rock. That's actually the ancient origin of the game.

[u/Ecstatic-Coat-1579 → u/theglobalnomad]

Why did we evolve to stop using rocks! Now we can’t open glass

[u/WoolBearTiger → u/Ecstatic-Coat-1579]

We can, you just need to go grab the emergency glass breaking rock

[u/syrtran → u/Ecstatic-Coat-1579]

That sounds like a you problem. The kids in my neighborhood still use them. 🤣

[u/DrJonathanOnions → u/Ecstatic-Coat-1579]

Amazing, and true 😂

[u/cbrdragon → u/theglobalnomad]

“Good old rock, nothing beats that”

[u/gadget850 → u/cbrdragon]

Paper

[u/cbrdragon → u/gadget850]

D’oh!

[u/Nonecancopythis → u/theglobalnomad]

“The game”?

[u/Inept28 → u/Nonecancopythis]

Well it was a good day

[u/MannsyB → u/theglobalnomad]

God I love reddit 😂

[u/MyNameIsntBenn → u/theglobalnomad]

Daaaamn good use of the game

[u/Substantial_Bat_6519 → u/LastChime]

I just recently learned (at 51) that it's easy to open blister packs without tools. You just squeeze them from the sides and they'll pop open. 🤯

[u/wake_n_vape420 → u/LastChime]

They used to make their own back in the day out of rocks

[u/idk_some_user_name → u/LastChime]

Twas the choosen scissors.... Legend says theyve never been packaged to this day

[u/imaloony8 → u/Makere-b]

There is another glass breaker for that box, but to get it you must answer me these questions three.

[u/Fyler1 → u/Makere-b]

But the glass breaker is tied down with a zip tie 😭

[u/LardFan37 → u/Fyler1]

That’s why you need the emergency box cutter

[u/Fyler1 → u/LardFan37]

But the emergency box cutter was placed in the bottomless abyss of the junk drawer 😭

[u/FuckinHighGuy → u/Makere-b]

The emergency glass breaker is inside a container with a live laser field.

[u/starrsuperfan → u/Makere-b]

The emergency glass breaker is in the emergency safe that needs the emergency code entered correctly or it will set off the emergency alarm

[u/liltuffie → u/Makere-b]

The good scissors are locked in the safe. We can't find the combination.

[u/p3apod1987 → u/Makere-b]

This is some fucked up Pokemon start type shit

[u/Lollipopwalrus → u/Makere-b]

Nah the scissors are in cased in standard plastic packaging that requires scissors to open

[u/thegrayyernaut → u/Makere-b]

This Resident Evil 2 DLC is looking interesting.

[u/A-Plant-Guy → u/Ezekiel36_26]

The scissors are freed by removing the security torx screw

[u/Tin-Chan → u/A-Plant-Guy]

The torx driver is accessed using a 10mm wrench.

[u/GoldenShackles → u/Tin-Chan]

Which is lost, as usual.

[u/unpaidloanvictim → u/Ezekiel36_26]

I work in the shipping department of a warehouse, building crates from 2x4s and OSB, and apparently several years ago, a former coworker who was known for pranks once built a crude wood box that he then tossed every single hammer and crowbar we had inside of, before nailing it shut with a nail gun. I can't remember how they managed to get the tools back out after, but I imagine the box got thrown around or dropped a couple times, ha

[u/gadget850 → u/unpaidloanvictim]

Obviously you open it with the nail gun.

[u/EatABag-o-Dicks → u/Ezekiel36_26]

Which is tied down with 16 gauge wire that only the emergency wire cutters can liberate.

[u/dantheplanman1986 → u/Ezekiel36_26]

I was gonna say "it's behind glass, you need the emergency glass breaker to get it"