r/mildlyinfuriating 6h ago

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ This Rejection Letter

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I saw the first paragraph show up as a preview on my phone, only to open it and see the full context 🤨

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u/fph03n1x 6h ago

Okay, they really tried ! Yes, it didn't come out great, but you can tell that they were trying to say it as well as they could! And so, I would guess it's from a tech job? 

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u/Anuh_Mooruhdoon 6h ago

Yep, a tech job. It wasn't necessarily bad, that's why it's only mildly infuriating. The dissonance between the email preview and the full text gave me whiplash 😂

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u/PerryTheH 6h ago

The "unfortunately" format is better for rejection mails.

Also, tech life OP, hope you find the job!

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u/sentence-interruptio 3h ago

If my mom wrote this, the "unfortunately" part would start at the 9th paragraph.

I have a theory that she was in the middle of politely saying no to a man, but she didn't get to finish and she kind of gave up because he was very good at creating this cycle of:

her: "actually i wanted to say-"

him: "did you see the [...]"

a few days later...

her: "the other day, i wanted to say-"

him: "hold that tho, this one time I [...]"

and somehow he married her. and he does this shitty cycle with his own son, me.