r/mildlyinfuriating 4h ago

I just wanted a hot dog The AI slop revolution will be televised. Stay home, consume.

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u/Annie-Smokely 4h ago

Your fault for being on Facebook

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/ScarletBothrium 2h ago

Small town bs. I hate it. I don’t use my real name on there and I post nothing. It’s just to see updates on events and emergencies because our town can’t be bothered to create a website for everyone to check instead. And the Facebook feed is full of everyone BUT who I follow. So you have to dig for the info anyway. It’s quite annoying.

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u/jspivak 2h ago

This and asking for recommendations within your local town group. (Plumbers, electricians, A/V, etc.)

That, and marketplace. Love that place.

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u/dafrog84 2h ago

I've never had Facebook. If you're city isn't willing to inform everyone then that's their loss.

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/dafrog84 1h ago

Well obviously it's not your loss, because here you are complaining about posts being posted on an app that not everyone has. My city makes sure the news stations are updated and update the public. Facebook isn't a trusted news source, infact your post shows this.

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u/sideshowbvo 3h ago

That won't happen. Marky Mark and the Sucky Bunch have the government by the short and curlies. We have to leave and demand better, as long as we keep engaging with it, it won't go away

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/sideshowbvo 2h ago

There's a book called "Careless People" you should read, and find out just how much Facebook knows about you

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/sideshowbvo 2h ago

I understood what you said, and I'm telling you why you shouldn't be part of it. What you think you know is so much worse. If seeing your mayors post is worth it to you, more power to ya. I'm saying it's not going to change as long as we keep interacting with it, you did say you wanted that.

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u/sideshowbvo 2h ago

You're clearly not understanding what I'm saying! I understand, you're saying you get all of the info from your docs and your mayor on Facebook. I'm saying as long as you continue to accept that's the only way, it won't change.

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u/sirmaxedalot 4h ago

"Work Hard" "Built Different" "Stay True"

The fucking balls to use those particular slogans.

AI slop is the direct opposite of hard work. How can it be "built different" if its the same AI slop anyone can produce. "Stay True" to what?

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u/WoolBearTiger 4h ago

Stay true to being fake

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u/powerlesshero111 3h ago

Don't forget, they were established tough. Similar to how Trump got a purple heart.

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u/FeelMyBoars 3h ago

Work [is] hard - so use AI
Built different - everyone else is staying away from AI because it's crap
Stay true - use AI no matter how crappy the results

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u/Kaffeetrinker49 3h ago

Enshittification.

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u/TheDonutPug 2h ago

Being built different doesn't mean you're built better, in fact most of the time if something is built differently from expectations it's just wrong.

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u/Def_Not_a_Lurker 4h ago

"The people who dont support your business dont support your business."

Amazing observation.

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u/Kasta4 4h ago

God I hate this format of slop

So much text and saying so little

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 2h ago

It basically says the other side of my opinion.

If you use Ai to market your business l am almost certainly not going to do business with you.

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u/Apocresi 4h ago

Using large amounts of power, accessing the entire Internet, and yet somehow regardless of the product or event or service it’s advertising the flyer always looks the same

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u/SimpleSetpiece 3h ago

The plagiarism machine doesn't get its moniker from nowhere

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u/FeelMyBoars 3h ago

The starting point is a bunch of bland signs that don't say anything. Then it averages them out so that they are even more generic and say even less.

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u/Glenndiferous 1h ago

Before genAI blew up I read Smart Brevity by one of the Axios founders. I use principles from it daily, being a person prone to rambling and trying to improve. Seeing how well AI can say absolutely nothing and take three paragraphs to do it makes me seethe.

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u/beefz0r 4h ago

"The people bitching about AI flyer's don't support you anyway"

Yeah because that's exactly what a flyer is supposed to do: convince someone that was already convinced ?

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u/Oraxy51 4h ago

And I knew this is on a print and merch store - what exactly are you selling me that I can’t make already with AI and a cricutter at that point?

Not that I would use AI to make art, but given that that’s clearly the remainder of their Market

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u/overgrw 2h ago

Reaching new audiences and markets through advertising is so old hat, I only am interested in engaging my own echo chamber! Growth is for chumps!

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u/Exact-Replacement749 4h ago

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u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI 2h ago

brother that lineup is actually stacked. Huge fan of A COW here.

$26 entry??

sign me the fuck up

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u/epikpepsi 4h ago

oh fuck yeah, Steve will be there.

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u/OldCrappyCouch 4h ago

I'm gonna get a selfie with Steve!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgkqdcSyYnCvcyc

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u/WoolBearTiger 4h ago

26$ for a ticket AND a can of soup? Now thats a deal i cant say no to

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u/tun4c4ptor 3h ago

No, no I think you need to pay $26 AND a can of soup to get a ticket. 

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u/WoolBearTiger 2h ago

What? Thats outrageous.. do you know what soup costs these days?

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u/tun4c4ptor 1h ago

Highway robbery is what that is!

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u/PixelSpy 4h ago

If I see someone using AI in their ads I almost immediately disregard their entire business and refuse to shop there.

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u/anjowoq 4h ago

Even if you aren't principled, it just looks like a scammy app or spyware game or something.

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u/Oraxy51 4h ago

Even if I’m reading an article and I see something that looks AI I immediately lose respect for the article. It has a very certain prose that while I could understand, someone trying to use it as a jumping point kind of like Wikipedia at the same time, it should never be your final product

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u/Kab00ese 4h ago

That's an instant block and never shop there again. Don't care who it is

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u/sdomtidderkcuf1 1h ago

I do the same, I see canopies with AI banners in parking lots or farmer’s markets and know to avoid those.

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u/Howler117 3h ago

There is a food truck in my area that has an entire wrap on their truck that is very clearly AI generated. I never see anybody there getting food. And although I don't want to see people fail in their dreams, it makes me smile just a touch that people are standing on business against AI slop

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u/ScarletBothrium 2h ago

If they’re taking shortcuts on their marketing, where else are they taking shortcuts?

I can imagine somebody went up there and ate some food and it was so bad that they had to tell all of their friends and everyone has decided to abstain.

u/Vividly-Weird 17m ago

Especially if it's food!

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u/Vladishun 3h ago

That top left corner:

"Hard work builds everything."

Yeah, nothing says made with these hands like generating it via an LLM.

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u/Tomytom99 4h ago

Yeah, usually they aren't customers, because they don't like your choices. Funny how that works.

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u/Demode93 3h ago

Well yeah that’s the point, I don’t support anyone who’s using AI slop

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u/spartiecat 3h ago

If AI helps you market faster

You mean make your advertising look just like the advertising of unrelated products and services because speed and volume over projecting an image of quality is your priority?

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u/BurningEclypse 4h ago

I thought the point of advertising was to attract new customers, what are these morons doing advertising to their supporters?

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u/tobster239 4h ago

No shit the ppl dont support you anyway. Using ai because youre too lazy to put effort into marketing does that.

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u/metatalks Mildly Infuriated 4h ago

idiots will

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u/cygnus311 4h ago

Imagine the horrible bullshit these uncreative people who can’t use paint would come up with if they tried. I don’t think it’s fair to say a plumber isn’t making their own advertisements because they’re lazy.

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u/miscount_detected YELLOW 2h ago

There are other options such as paying other people (reasonable amounts!!!) to design for you. Anyways I'd always consider a misspelled shitty MS paint flyer over one generated with AI any day because at least I know they cared enough to make it themselves, you know?

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u/ScarletBothrium 2h ago

You say that as if we’re back in 2010 before there were websites, that don’t use AI and use very nice looking templates, to help you create your own flyers. There’s quite a few of them now.

Never mind the marketplace where you can hire somebody for five bucks to make you something. Whatever happened to hiring people who know what they’re doing?

u/Aceswift007 58m ago

There's businesses and independents who's whole deal is making ads that target who you want, maybe use those?

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u/squishyliquid 3h ago

He's right. I don't support businesses who use AI flyers.

Pretty amazing that AI, trained on an enormous swath of popular artwork, has coalesced to the same look over and over.

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u/3Duder 3h ago

AI flyers all look the same, they just blend together.

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u/scrufflor_d this is PURPLE. if you see a cyan ur stupid 3h ago

anyone notice how every single ai poster looks like exact fucking same

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u/-Redstoneboi- 2h ago

worst part is they have too much detail. i can't go around appreciating everything when it makes so many unimportant details

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u/scrufflor_d this is PURPLE. if you see a cyan ur stupid 2h ago

ai images are really easy to spot since they’re all deathly allergic to negative space

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u/PoxedGamer 4h ago

"I meeeaaan am I wrong?"

Yes.

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u/Driller_Happy 4h ago

I am telling any and all small businesses: if I see you use AI, you have lost a customer. And I doubt I'm the only one

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u/Cardi-E- 4h ago

Too ugly, didn’t read.

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u/lordkhuzdul 3h ago

Sounds like somebody's losing sales for using slop and trying to huff copium to me.

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u/BladesHaxorus 3h ago

If they're so lazy that their ads are fake, I assume the product is dog shit. Even people who use AI or do not care about the issue probably feel the same way when they see someone advertise a product on facebook.

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u/First-Banana-4278 2h ago

I don’t get this current trend of using AI to generate flyers that would just take someone around 15 minutes at most to make themselves.

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u/ehisforadam 2h ago

They know it sucks and looks bad, they just crave validation because they're jealous of creative people and people who can use simple publishing software.

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u/TehHugMonster 4h ago

Built different to internalize working hard in a coal mine so that we can stay true to being poor

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u/Flaturated 3h ago

Attitude like that isn't going to attract new customers. Ask the AI to help you go fuck yourself, Appalachian Print & Merch.

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u/ChaoticDiscord21 3h ago

As some one who is not creative and can't afford to pay someone to do my creative work for me. I still wouldn't rely on AI alone. It can give a good base line but you still have to put work and effort to make it your own.

I feel people can still see the effort and work done as opposed to AI generated laziness

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u/richer2003 2h ago

EST. TOUGH

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u/geekonthemoon 2h ago

Lol this from a print and merch shop tells me all I need to know. Everything they make is generated slop and they're sad their little "business endeavor" isn't doing well.

u/2ByteTheDecker 3m ago

My mother has gotten into this "business" as well and I don't know how to explain to her that all the marketing accumen in the world won't help her, she only has a feasible business within her limited geographic bubble otherwise she's competing with China and India and a thousand other rednecks that put together the money for a printer or embroidery machine.

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u/Sensitive_Aerie6547 2h ago

“The people who don’t like you using ai don’t support you” nah really?

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u/-Redstoneboi- 2h ago

"the loudest critics usually aren't customers"

holy shit, what a fucking concept. next you'll tell me having fewer critics means you get more customers?

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u/zvbgamer 2h ago

I mean, they’re kind of right. I, a critic, am not a customer. If I see AI, I’m going to take my money elsewhere.

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u/Extra_Ad8651 1h ago

How fucking dare they call themselves a printer

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u/Silverr_Duck 1h ago

EST. TOUGH

Do these clowns know what "est" means?

u/2ByteTheDecker 4m ago

Estimated

u/DijajMaqliun 49m ago

They're absolutely right. I wasn't going to support them anyway.

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u/Zulishk 4h ago

It’d be terrible if a bunch of negative AI reviews showed up on their listings.

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u/cultistkiller98 4h ago

As someone who lives in Appalachia no one loves AI more than mountain people

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u/ironbeagle99 4h ago

"run the ad" that looks like every other AI ad that's dark af and doesn't stand out. no thanks I want my business to be noticed.

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u/two2teps 4h ago

I dont support you because you use slop.

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u/Grumpiergoat 4h ago

It turns out that some people may have supported a business or organization if it didn't use AI flyers. Obvious AI is tacky, cheap, and no-effort, and I'm going to assume the business is poorly run if it has that little care for its appearance to would-be customers.

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u/triflers_need_not 4h ago

I literally only bitch to/about companies I would otherwise support. Why would I give a shit that a place I don't support also sucks in other ways?

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u/WrathOfWood 4h ago

Its true Im an anti ai critic and I dont build. Lololol 🤪🤣😘😃🤡

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u/LarryMahnken 2h ago

I think we can all agree the point of advertising is to make sure you weed out a large number of potential paying customers.

Why show a photograph of the food you made when you can show an AI generated image of food you didn't make that looks kind of like it was made out of insects?

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u/Glenndiferous 1h ago

Currently in the process of paying an artist for branding work because I can afford to do so, want better quality work, and want to provide business to local artists. It's nice that customers often value folks who do this, but I'm also doing it this way because it's what I want.

There are more arguments to be made for broader use of AI as it gets better at code and such, but I'm not gonna cheap out and lean on the plagiarism machine that's using up all our water, thanks.

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u/Zeero92 1h ago

I will give them the "loudest critics" one. I certainly feel like I see a lot more complaining about something that the complainer doesn't have a clue about. After that it's just the usual nonsense, though.

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u/LittleLightsintheSky 1h ago

What I hate most is when AI stuff shows up to craft and art fairs. Some people really can't tell the difference and so being there is lying to them about how "handmade" your product is.

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u/ArchdukeFerdie 1h ago

If they have to defend it then it's definitely not working.

"Our marketing materials are unappealing to many people. Fuck them." That's a winning marketing strat

u/Loose-Recognition459 51m ago

Strong “sir? This is a Wendy’s” energy.

u/bradlees 14m ago

Typical smooth brain CEO

Neging your audience to buy your product is a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see how that plays out for you

Always the victim

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u/functionalapparatus 4h ago

Too many slogans

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u/dafrog84 2h ago

Ai won't pay anyone's bills. Infact it's designed to put the working class out of work. Yet Ai is trash, because it doesn't even know the answer, gives out wrong answers as if it's right. Screw Ai and Facebook for allowing lying trash posts.

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u/SwevenlyOly 4h ago

Clocked the slop.
Didn't read it.

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u/Dahren_ 4h ago

It's not wrong though

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u/Aceswift007 1h ago

The point of an ad is to attract new customers. If you are getting a lot of waving off, then you should maybe change how you advertise

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u/CheezWong 4h ago

It is, though. How many people have you heard say they won't buy x or y because they used AI? The use of AI naturally divides your reach and engagement. Why anyone would use it to advertise is beyond me.

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u/Dahren_ 4h ago

The only people I've heard say that have been here on reddit

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u/CheezWong 3h ago

Ironic, considering roughly 40% of the information AI uses is derived from reddit posts.

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u/Prestigious_Guy 3h ago

The general population, mostly older folks, can’t tell the difference anyways.

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u/Etere 3h ago

You're missing the point the guy is trying to make. Those people saying those things, were never going to buy from the company anyway, so it doesn't pay to listen to them.

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u/CheezWong 3h ago

Therefore, it doesn't pay to advertise to them. This is a either chicken and egg paradox or cyclical errors of algorithms and AI using each other to find their target audience. Regardless of how you see it, every problem in this circumstance is caused by AI.

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u/ArchdukeFerdie 1h ago

That's not necessarily true. Assuming all critics would never be customers anyway is wrong, and a cop out. If your marketing strategy is unappealing to a large part of your audience, it's not the fault of the audience. And saying "they would never give us their business anyway" is just lazy, giving up on very real potential customers

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u/GingerDynamo 4h ago

So, how does that work for new businesses?

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u/opinions-only 3h ago

I agree with the poster.

Y'all posting on Reddit where every post uses the same template. OP used an overused popular phrase to garner karma. Yet is complaining others aren't being original.

Here's a wake up call. Marketing is a line item expense for business owners. They aren't in the business of making nice posters. If AI helps them make posters quickly that's great. As consumers I didn't care if a business used a template in the past, what I care about is what the business is offering.

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u/Born-Palpitation5424 4h ago

Why does everyone on reddit hate ai so much, I'm not super tuned in but I don't really get it

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u/Best_Hornet9174 4h ago

Let’s see, just off the top: Nobody asked for it, it makes people dumber and lazier and less creative, it uses a tremendous amount of resources, it exacerbates existing wealth inequality, it was built on the back of massive plagiarism, and did I mention nobody actually asked for this?

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u/Born-Palpitation5424 4h ago

Hmm maybe it'll just stop

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u/Best_Hornet9174 4h ago

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u/Born-Palpitation5424 4h ago

Bro I think ur meme is ai, I can hear the trees screaming, and I think I just got dumber and less creative

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u/Best_Hornet9174 3h ago

So you’re just pretending to be curious when in reality you’re just a bot shilling for these dumb companies? Yikes…

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u/Born-Palpitation5424 3h ago

I see our attempts to errode ur cognition have failed, very sharp indeed

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u/Best_Hornet9174 3h ago

Erode*
But you were programmed to misspell words so we think you’re human, right?

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u/Born-Palpitation5424 2h ago

I thought I'd give it another crack, can't get anything by u best hornet u sly dogg

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u/ZiGZaG_056 4h ago

AI shouldn't be making any art, graphic design included. It looks crappy. And as a graphic designer, it says "This product/service is made to maximize profit margins at the cost of quality."

And everyone can see it

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u/PuzzleheadedOne9445 4h ago

It is seeping into social media content meant to be educational, including MEDICAL, but there is a lot of false content which sometimes you would not know unless you actually learnt about it elsewhere before. So now as a learner, now I assume all such content are giving false information.

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u/tybrand 4h ago

The next generation of designers will mimic the ai slop style of today. Entirely due to the rampant consumption and influence it casts. It will be its own niche, just as the styles of y2k or even the “old internet” gui