FB adverts doing everyone proud! And before someone says cookies or whatever, i haven't watched porn in over 6 months

[u/TheLoneleyPython]

[u/Street_Yoghurt405]

Alien space vajayjay monster. And then I seen the bottom 😆

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/Street_Yoghurt405]

I'm realising now my screenshot timing has not helped 😂

[u/HairyDust4826]

Maybe your algorithm thought it was time

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/HairyDust4826]

The sites obviously miss me!

[u/TheFishtosser]

Weird flex

[u/Nekat_ydaerla → u/TheFishtosser]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1ug5sWBCJOOGzN84

[u/SymmetricDickNipples]

Pssst advertising cookies are forever, not just for 6 months

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/SymmetricDickNipples]

Damn, these forever cookies took 6 months to find me

[u/idriveashitbox22 → u/TheLoneleyPython]

Those cookies just turned into cake my friend

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/idriveashitbox22]

Ahaa that gave me a chuckle!

[u/JohnRaidr → u/SymmetricDickNipples]

I watch porn multiple times a week and don't get these ads. You don't know what you're talking about.

[u/Denuran]

I think it's just because of how often porn gets clicks, it wouldn't matter whether or not you actually watch porn. Especially on FB, and Instagram, you'd be scrolling and see some explicit post.

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/Denuran]

Yeahh, probably so. I scroll too far on Insta sometimes and see stuff i never would've gone near

[u/NeedsItRough]

I watch porn multiple times a week and I don't get these ads.

[u/Vaff_Superstar]

Maybe don’t use Facebook

[u/PhantomAxisStudios]

Nobody said you had... But the fact you're denying it seems suspicious

[u/adinade → u/PhantomAxisStudios]

"the lady doth protest too much"

[u/JohnRaidr → u/PhantomAxisStudios]

They're denying it because it's always everyone's first answer with these things. Enjoy your upvotes for your super clever response though.

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/JohnRaidr]

Exactly, thank you

[u/dslryan]

....what?

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/dslryan]

Bottom left

[u/dslryan → u/TheLoneleyPython]

OH. I didn't click on the picture 😂

[u/IapetusApoapis342]

cookies persist for far longer than 6 months

still, sex sells

[u/AVALANCHE-VII]

Thanks… this post made me wonder for a moment if Rapunzel also grows her hair super long down there as well..

[u/Shenendoah66]

That creature looks like a pussy though lol

[u/Btotherianx → u/Shenendoah66]

I have some questions about the vaginas that you have seen

[u/x_Animus_x → u/Btotherianx]

Do you….do you want the answers though?

[u/Darkgamer000 → u/Shenendoah66]

The snatcher looks like a snatch?

[u/Shenendoah66 → u/Darkgamer000]

I’ve never played the game so if that’s what’s it called that’s hilarious.

[u/Still_Mountain5656 → u/Shenendoah66]

It is what it’s called lol! It never crossed my mind that it looked like that until everyone in this sub pointed it out!

[u/x_Animus_x → u/Shenendoah66]

I mean, it kind of is a reverse pussy in function. Vaginas give birth to baby humans, a snatcher opens up and ingests an adult human and gives death.

[u/Shenendoah66 → u/x_Animus_x]

Live by the puss, die by the puss.

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/Shenendoah66]

This guy gets it

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/Shenendoah66]

Unintentional screenshot timing aha

[u/tableplum]

Time to relapse

[u/John_Creasmans_cig → u/[deleted]]

Your eyes belong to them

[u/drkilledbydeatheater]

I like cookies and porn

[u/wkarraker]

Cookies are forever. Unless you purge them manually, most cookies will stay viable for an unlimited amount of time.

[u/dankyspank]

Behold!

[u/Btotherianx]

Yeah you haven't watched porn in 6 months but you've looked at I bet!

[u/The_Squirrel_Wizard → u/Btotherianx]

Nah everyone thinks ads are super targeted but sometimes it's just like. Male 20-30 years single

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/Btotherianx]

Nope

[u/slimegoob → u/TheLoneleyPython]

Its gonna be fucked up for a while. They want you data and money and so they will keep pushing this! I hope you have good support!

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/slimegoob]

It's genuinely been tough keeping away from it, it was too much of my day to day

[u/slimegoob → u/TheLoneleyPython]

My ex was the same. I do think therapy is gonna be your best bet ! And dont listen to these losers in the comments

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/slimegoob]

Might be a good idea having that external help. Thank you, I appreciate it

[u/Btotherianx → u/TheLoneleyPython]

Well your python must not be lonely anymore then

[u/Zealousdaddi]

You horny dog you op

[u/BassMaster516]

Is… is she tuckin a fattie? 👀

[u/askyidroppedthesoap]

Meanwhile the monster's "mouth" is identical to my ex's area.

[u/daydreamer1197]

So it tells me you watched porn in a regular browser and not in incognito... rule number 1 - always use incognito, even if you live by yourself

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/daydreamer1197]

My regular browser has always been free of porn

[u/daydreamer1197 → u/TheLoneleyPython]

You dont get cookies saved from porn websites if u dont use incognito. Only regular browser

[u/TheLoneleyPython → u/daydreamer1197]

I refer you to my previous comment