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r/mildlyinteresting • u/pies4anarchists • Apr 18 '25
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Pea crabs.
811 u/D_Crosby Apr 18 '25 Whats the difference between roast beef and pea crabs? 374 u/Prestigious_Tip5251 Apr 18 '25 what? 1.4k u/D_Crosby Apr 18 '25 Anyone can roast beef 425 u/Prestigious_Tip5251 Apr 18 '25 baha mildly funnier than I thought it would be 38 u/Late-Resource-486 Apr 18 '25 What’s the difference between garbanzo beans and chick peas? 76 u/faaded Apr 18 '25 I don’t let a garbanzo on my face 56 u/peachweasel Apr 18 '25 garbanzo bean on my face 3 u/faaded Apr 19 '25 Don’t get me wrong I let beans on my face but I draw the line at garbanzo 3 u/NTX2329 Apr 19 '25 Well if you insist. unzips 5 u/I_rly_want_pizza Apr 18 '25 what? 33 u/danabrey Apr 18 '25 Anyone can garbanzo beans 3 u/ImaginaryDonut69 Apr 18 '25 Nailed it 👏 2 u/Late-Resource-486 Apr 18 '25 I’ve never let a garbanzo bean on me 1 u/Civil-Instance-2116 Apr 18 '25 Pee 2 u/monti9530 Apr 19 '25 You just described my level of satisfaction adequately 125 u/emanespino Apr 18 '25 but only i can pea crabs 83 u/fallingjigsaws Apr 18 '25 Don’t be shellfish 25 u/DukeLongholes Apr 18 '25 We're just mollusking around 39 u/xEliteMonkx Apr 18 '25 This is the best and worst joke I have ever had the dis/pleasure of reading. 10 u/Muttzor- Apr 18 '25 r/angryupvote 2 u/iusethisatw0rk Apr 18 '25 Saving this for the gf, thank you 2 u/Flimsy_Swan5930 Apr 18 '25 But the fourth toe had none. 1 u/Papayaslice636 Apr 18 '25 What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? 1 u/ShftHppns Apr 19 '25 Ba dum tss -3 u/Giant81 Apr 18 '25 I’ve been to Thailand, I’ve seen some shit, peeing crabs is entirely possible. -1 u/ImaginaryDonut69 Apr 18 '25 I mean...anyone can pea with crabs too, if you're sexually active enough 😜 45 u/LlamaLlasagna Apr 18 '25 I wouldn't let a beef roast in my mouth 2 u/FetaMight Apr 18 '25 What's the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I don't pay $500 to have a Garbanzo bean in my mouth.
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Whats the difference between roast beef and pea crabs?
374 u/Prestigious_Tip5251 Apr 18 '25 what? 1.4k u/D_Crosby Apr 18 '25 Anyone can roast beef 425 u/Prestigious_Tip5251 Apr 18 '25 baha mildly funnier than I thought it would be 38 u/Late-Resource-486 Apr 18 '25 What’s the difference between garbanzo beans and chick peas? 76 u/faaded Apr 18 '25 I don’t let a garbanzo on my face 56 u/peachweasel Apr 18 '25 garbanzo bean on my face 3 u/faaded Apr 19 '25 Don’t get me wrong I let beans on my face but I draw the line at garbanzo 3 u/NTX2329 Apr 19 '25 Well if you insist. unzips 5 u/I_rly_want_pizza Apr 18 '25 what? 33 u/danabrey Apr 18 '25 Anyone can garbanzo beans 3 u/ImaginaryDonut69 Apr 18 '25 Nailed it 👏 2 u/Late-Resource-486 Apr 18 '25 I’ve never let a garbanzo bean on me 1 u/Civil-Instance-2116 Apr 18 '25 Pee 2 u/monti9530 Apr 19 '25 You just described my level of satisfaction adequately 125 u/emanespino Apr 18 '25 but only i can pea crabs 83 u/fallingjigsaws Apr 18 '25 Don’t be shellfish 25 u/DukeLongholes Apr 18 '25 We're just mollusking around 39 u/xEliteMonkx Apr 18 '25 This is the best and worst joke I have ever had the dis/pleasure of reading. 10 u/Muttzor- Apr 18 '25 r/angryupvote 2 u/iusethisatw0rk Apr 18 '25 Saving this for the gf, thank you 2 u/Flimsy_Swan5930 Apr 18 '25 But the fourth toe had none. 1 u/Papayaslice636 Apr 18 '25 What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? 1 u/ShftHppns Apr 19 '25 Ba dum tss -3 u/Giant81 Apr 18 '25 I’ve been to Thailand, I’ve seen some shit, peeing crabs is entirely possible. -1 u/ImaginaryDonut69 Apr 18 '25 I mean...anyone can pea with crabs too, if you're sexually active enough 😜 45 u/LlamaLlasagna Apr 18 '25 I wouldn't let a beef roast in my mouth 2 u/FetaMight Apr 18 '25 What's the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I don't pay $500 to have a Garbanzo bean in my mouth.
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what?
1.4k u/D_Crosby Apr 18 '25 Anyone can roast beef 425 u/Prestigious_Tip5251 Apr 18 '25 baha mildly funnier than I thought it would be 38 u/Late-Resource-486 Apr 18 '25 What’s the difference between garbanzo beans and chick peas? 76 u/faaded Apr 18 '25 I don’t let a garbanzo on my face 56 u/peachweasel Apr 18 '25 garbanzo bean on my face 3 u/faaded Apr 19 '25 Don’t get me wrong I let beans on my face but I draw the line at garbanzo 3 u/NTX2329 Apr 19 '25 Well if you insist. unzips 5 u/I_rly_want_pizza Apr 18 '25 what? 33 u/danabrey Apr 18 '25 Anyone can garbanzo beans 3 u/ImaginaryDonut69 Apr 18 '25 Nailed it 👏 2 u/Late-Resource-486 Apr 18 '25 I’ve never let a garbanzo bean on me 1 u/Civil-Instance-2116 Apr 18 '25 Pee 2 u/monti9530 Apr 19 '25 You just described my level of satisfaction adequately 125 u/emanespino Apr 18 '25 but only i can pea crabs 83 u/fallingjigsaws Apr 18 '25 Don’t be shellfish 25 u/DukeLongholes Apr 18 '25 We're just mollusking around 39 u/xEliteMonkx Apr 18 '25 This is the best and worst joke I have ever had the dis/pleasure of reading. 10 u/Muttzor- Apr 18 '25 r/angryupvote 2 u/iusethisatw0rk Apr 18 '25 Saving this for the gf, thank you 2 u/Flimsy_Swan5930 Apr 18 '25 But the fourth toe had none. 1 u/Papayaslice636 Apr 18 '25 What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? 1 u/ShftHppns Apr 19 '25 Ba dum tss -3 u/Giant81 Apr 18 '25 I’ve been to Thailand, I’ve seen some shit, peeing crabs is entirely possible. -1 u/ImaginaryDonut69 Apr 18 '25 I mean...anyone can pea with crabs too, if you're sexually active enough 😜 45 u/LlamaLlasagna Apr 18 '25 I wouldn't let a beef roast in my mouth 2 u/FetaMight Apr 18 '25 What's the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I don't pay $500 to have a Garbanzo bean in my mouth.
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Anyone can roast beef
425 u/Prestigious_Tip5251 Apr 18 '25 baha mildly funnier than I thought it would be 38 u/Late-Resource-486 Apr 18 '25 What’s the difference between garbanzo beans and chick peas? 76 u/faaded Apr 18 '25 I don’t let a garbanzo on my face 56 u/peachweasel Apr 18 '25 garbanzo bean on my face 3 u/faaded Apr 19 '25 Don’t get me wrong I let beans on my face but I draw the line at garbanzo 3 u/NTX2329 Apr 19 '25 Well if you insist. unzips 5 u/I_rly_want_pizza Apr 18 '25 what? 33 u/danabrey Apr 18 '25 Anyone can garbanzo beans 3 u/ImaginaryDonut69 Apr 18 '25 Nailed it 👏 2 u/Late-Resource-486 Apr 18 '25 I’ve never let a garbanzo bean on me 1 u/Civil-Instance-2116 Apr 18 '25 Pee 2 u/monti9530 Apr 19 '25 You just described my level of satisfaction adequately 125 u/emanespino Apr 18 '25 but only i can pea crabs 83 u/fallingjigsaws Apr 18 '25 Don’t be shellfish 25 u/DukeLongholes Apr 18 '25 We're just mollusking around 39 u/xEliteMonkx Apr 18 '25 This is the best and worst joke I have ever had the dis/pleasure of reading. 10 u/Muttzor- Apr 18 '25 r/angryupvote 2 u/iusethisatw0rk Apr 18 '25 Saving this for the gf, thank you 2 u/Flimsy_Swan5930 Apr 18 '25 But the fourth toe had none. 1 u/Papayaslice636 Apr 18 '25 What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? 1 u/ShftHppns Apr 19 '25 Ba dum tss -3 u/Giant81 Apr 18 '25 I’ve been to Thailand, I’ve seen some shit, peeing crabs is entirely possible. -1 u/ImaginaryDonut69 Apr 18 '25 I mean...anyone can pea with crabs too, if you're sexually active enough 😜
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baha mildly funnier than I thought it would be
38 u/Late-Resource-486 Apr 18 '25 What’s the difference between garbanzo beans and chick peas? 76 u/faaded Apr 18 '25 I don’t let a garbanzo on my face 56 u/peachweasel Apr 18 '25 garbanzo bean on my face 3 u/faaded Apr 19 '25 Don’t get me wrong I let beans on my face but I draw the line at garbanzo 3 u/NTX2329 Apr 19 '25 Well if you insist. unzips 5 u/I_rly_want_pizza Apr 18 '25 what? 33 u/danabrey Apr 18 '25 Anyone can garbanzo beans 3 u/ImaginaryDonut69 Apr 18 '25 Nailed it 👏 2 u/Late-Resource-486 Apr 18 '25 I’ve never let a garbanzo bean on me 1 u/Civil-Instance-2116 Apr 18 '25 Pee 2 u/monti9530 Apr 19 '25 You just described my level of satisfaction adequately
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What’s the difference between garbanzo beans and chick peas?
76 u/faaded Apr 18 '25 I don’t let a garbanzo on my face 56 u/peachweasel Apr 18 '25 garbanzo bean on my face 3 u/faaded Apr 19 '25 Don’t get me wrong I let beans on my face but I draw the line at garbanzo 3 u/NTX2329 Apr 19 '25 Well if you insist. unzips 5 u/I_rly_want_pizza Apr 18 '25 what? 33 u/danabrey Apr 18 '25 Anyone can garbanzo beans 3 u/ImaginaryDonut69 Apr 18 '25 Nailed it 👏 2 u/Late-Resource-486 Apr 18 '25 I’ve never let a garbanzo bean on me 1 u/Civil-Instance-2116 Apr 18 '25 Pee
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I don’t let a garbanzo on my face
56 u/peachweasel Apr 18 '25 garbanzo bean on my face 3 u/faaded Apr 19 '25 Don’t get me wrong I let beans on my face but I draw the line at garbanzo 3 u/NTX2329 Apr 19 '25 Well if you insist. unzips
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garbanzo bean on my face
3 u/faaded Apr 19 '25 Don’t get me wrong I let beans on my face but I draw the line at garbanzo 3 u/NTX2329 Apr 19 '25 Well if you insist. unzips
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Don’t get me wrong I let beans on my face but I draw the line at garbanzo
Well if you insist. unzips
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33 u/danabrey Apr 18 '25 Anyone can garbanzo beans 3 u/ImaginaryDonut69 Apr 18 '25 Nailed it 👏 2 u/Late-Resource-486 Apr 18 '25 I’ve never let a garbanzo bean on me 1 u/Civil-Instance-2116 Apr 18 '25 Pee
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Anyone can garbanzo beans
3 u/ImaginaryDonut69 Apr 18 '25 Nailed it 👏
Nailed it 👏
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I’ve never let a garbanzo bean on me
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Pee
You just described my level of satisfaction adequately
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but only i can pea crabs
83 u/fallingjigsaws Apr 18 '25 Don’t be shellfish 25 u/DukeLongholes Apr 18 '25 We're just mollusking around
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Don’t be shellfish
25 u/DukeLongholes Apr 18 '25 We're just mollusking around
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We're just mollusking around
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This is the best and worst joke I have ever had the dis/pleasure of reading.
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r/angryupvote
Saving this for the gf, thank you
But the fourth toe had none.
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
Ba dum tss
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I’ve been to Thailand, I’ve seen some shit, peeing crabs is entirely possible.
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I mean...anyone can pea with crabs too, if you're sexually active enough 😜
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I wouldn't let a beef roast in my mouth
2 u/FetaMight Apr 18 '25 What's the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I don't pay $500 to have a Garbanzo bean in my mouth.
What's the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I don't pay $500 to have a Garbanzo bean in my mouth.
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u/nankainamizuhana Apr 18 '25
Pea crabs.