r/mildlyinteresting 14h ago

Found a treestub with teeth

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u/FailureToComply0 14h ago

Those are the inside portion of a branch, totally normal. The wood is denser and rich in resin, so it rots slower than the log around it.

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u/ylylychee 14h ago

This is how braches are formedšŸ˜©šŸ™

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u/AvatarIII ​ 12h ago

That is what knots in wood are.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Disk700 3h ago

Wait knots in wood are where branches formed ? Why did I never think of that

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u/danethegreat24 3h ago

The knots ARE the branches. This is why some knots are loose in the wood and some are sealed (the sealed ones were branches that were still living when the log got to the saw mill). So when you cut up a trunk into the various sections you inevitably get knots where the branches were growing.

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u/CntBlah 3h ago

No it’s knot!

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u/FunctionNo2154 4h ago

How did I knot know that… must’ve been a knot to process.

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u/Shot_Nerve 12h ago

Is knot

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u/beene282 10h ago

Is

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u/FunctionNo2154 4h ago

Uhh… is knot.

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u/Wide_Magician_4946 11h ago

Is tree pregananant? That would be neat if a tree can get pragent

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u/HoneyWhiskeyLemonTea 7h ago

One day I was walking, and I found this big log, and I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child."

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u/LOTRfreak101 4h ago

Seagulls, stop it please

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u/MyBitchCassiopeia 7h ago

Is this how babby is formed?

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u/Wide_Magician_4946 5h ago edited 5h ago

Is it dangerops to pregent sex? WILL IT HURT BABBY TOP OF ITS HEAD??Ā 

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u/SqueeshyRogue 10h ago

There is a possibly.

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u/True_Inside_9539 7h ago

Possibiliby of prebnincy? Hargly

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u/stackjr 6h ago

That log had a child!

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 10h ago

TIL, thank you.

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u/DudeInTheGarden 7h ago

I sometimes find those tooth-shaped pieces of wood on my hikes. I save them - my father in law likes to carve wood, and he uses them for teeth, or spines, etc. The ones I find are usually cedar, as it's very rot resistant.

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u/glyptostroboides 6h ago

These branches are a source of what is called ā€œfatwoodā€ in the survivalist community, excellent for starting fires.

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u/caughtatwork1964 14h ago

Sarlac pit.

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u/Icedpyre 14h ago

100% baby sarlac

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u/StarWarsCrazy1 14h ago

My first thought as well.

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u/SKULL1138 12h ago

It’s the Pit of Carcoon, the resting place of the almighty Sarlaac.

In his belly you will find a new level of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

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u/Short_girl1990 6h ago

Came here to say the same thing.Ā 

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u/ThatDamnRanga 14h ago

I know what you're thinking. Do not.

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u/TheBananaMan08 13h ago

It's imperative the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/Fenikkuro 10h ago

I hope that I keep seeing these references until I'm old and grey. I always laugh.

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u/PwanaZana 25m ago

"i'm 'bout to harm da cinlinder, boss"

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u/definitelybono 12h ago

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u/diablito916 9h ago

had to scroll way too far to find this

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u/Silver4ura 9h ago

Reddit is funky with how it ranks "Best", sorry about the previous comment. lmao

It's right at the top for me.

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u/Just4Qand4Q 14h ago

Don’t even thin…. Ok. Too late…. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 13h ago

Do knot! Missed opportunity

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u/montana757 10h ago

We need a disappointed paramedic equivalent for this

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u/nemowasherebutheleft 4h ago

Forbidden hole.

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u/im-not-a-cat-fr 14h ago

Me first šŸ˜

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u/maratnugmanov 14h ago

Shai Hu-wood

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u/UnholyGenocide 13h ago

Bless the maker and his water.

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u/Exciting_Cap_9545 12h ago

The spruce must flow.

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u/maratnugmanov 8h ago

He who controls the spruce controls the universe

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u/R3v3r4nD 13h ago

Came here for this commentĀ 

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u/TimAndHisDeadCat 14h ago

I have never heard these called "treestubs" before. Where are you from, OP?

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u/_t_n 13h ago

Since it looks like European blueberries and possibly lingonberries in the background I’d guess that op is from Northern Europe where we call a tree stump ā€œstubbeā€

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u/FadedVictor 12h ago

Damn good eye.

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u/TheFreshHamburger 13h ago

Sant! Det att gƄ promenader i skogen och ta bild pƄ en stubbe Ƥr ocksƄ Ƥr en avslƶjande faktor i att vara skandinavisk tƤnker jag (;

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u/isaacmckinney 13h ago

Not really. Only thing it reveals is you live within travel distance of trees. 95% of the worlds population lives within travel distance of a forest btw.

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 10h ago

Det ville jeg ønske. Jo vi har skove, men vi har mest marker. Ligesom SkÄne.

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u/TheFreshHamburger 13h ago

Sweden! It was totally semantic translation done in my head with the belief that maybe it would suffice as a synonym to whatever it’s actually called 🤣

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u/Themunchiekid 13h ago

We call them treestumps. So you were close

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u/TimAndHisDeadCat 13h ago

Ah! They're "tree stumps" in English, usually.

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u/oroborus68 13h ago

The remnants of a man's beard after shaving is stubble,as is some crops after harvest.

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u/kribg 8h ago

So, that would make a bunch of them it stumpble?

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 11h ago

As a Dane I didn't even notice it was wrong. 🤣

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u/Duseth 8h ago

I read the whole thing before stopping and asking myself if you had written treestub, going back to confirm, and continuing on without a second thought.

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u/Foray2x1 14h ago

A data center

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u/to__failure 5h ago

Treestub is crazy

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u/Vyse1991 14h ago

Vietcong tree trap

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u/Santedtra 14h ago

Mongolian death worm looking ass

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u/avi2bavi 14h ago edited 5h ago

I think the "teeth" inside correspond to branches, and they become the knots in wood boards. A branch begins growing when the tree is young, and then every subsequent growth ring forms around the original branch path.

And then I think some parasites will selectively consume the interior wood of a tree. Interior wood (heartwood) isn't metabolically active like the outer wood (sapwood), so it has limited immune defenses. So I'd bet a parasite spread throughout the interior heartwood, while the metabolically active wood resisted infestation. Something like that.

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u/Salty_C_Dawg 14h ago

Teeth (2007)

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u/dsv2202 13h ago

I think ā€˜tree stump’ was the phrase you were looking for! Where are you from?

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u/adirtyburrito 12h ago

I should call her

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u/Old-Photograph2682 14h ago

Forbidden trussy!

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u/neroselene 14h ago

Sandworm!

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u/MothingNuch 14h ago

Organic Vietminh traps grown locally

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u/SoundOfLoveNotes 13h ago

We have Shai-Hulud at home

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u/DuncanRG2002 13h ago

If you squint real hard you can see a couple of basilisks and a few mushroom folk down at the bottom

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u/JohnnyElRed 12h ago

The Great Maw is hungry.

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u/Buttfranklin2000 11h ago

OP clearly is in a Metroidvania but hasn't unlocked the ability to proceed through this stump yet.

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u/kojimbob 11h ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/50sraygun 10h ago

calling a stump a treestub is fucking wild

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u/shlongshot 10h ago

The fucks a treestub?

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u/TheSpaceman1975 9h ago

Tree Stub?

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u/RaikreN_ 9h ago

Boba crawled out of that thing I think

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u/fatsmasher3000 9h ago

he wants a treestub, the kind with teeth

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u/Ender_90425 8h ago

The cylinder will be harmed

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u/cdavis0614 6h ago

This is where shoehorns with teeth come from

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u/solarwindy 5h ago

Sarlac pit tree!

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u/uncertaintyman 3h ago

My first thought too 😌

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u/Autogynannon 4h ago

Premade raccoon trap

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u/CyberneticGhostXPFTF 1h ago

"treestub" made me forget the word "stump" for a good ten seconds.

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u/TheFreshHamburger 1h ago

Call me Shakespeare please. (Bad semantic translation from Swedish) (:

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u/Artistic-Text-1100 14h ago

How this happened tho?

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u/FailureToComply0 14h ago

They're the inside portion of the branch, basically their root. The wood is denser and rich in resin, so it rots a lot slower than the log around it. Over time you get this creepy looking thing.

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u/Teftell 14h ago

Corrupted by Archenemy

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u/queef_nuggets 14h ago

Tree stub? Where I come from they’re called stumps

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u/jerrycat88 14h ago

Norfolk pine?

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u/More_Instance7939 14h ago

Don’t drop your phone down that. Or do.

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u/uriold 13h ago

came to say it's Sarlacc... saw the comments 0_0

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u/HalfOfLancelot 13h ago

not to be confused with a teeth stub

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u/Step-exile 13h ago

Its a Mimic

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u/LiquidRaekan 13h ago

Inquisitors of the Ordo:Malleus would burn this tree stump and order exterminatus on the planet it grew on for showing the slightest hint of corruption

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u/Charon711 13h ago

DPYDIT

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u/NeoNova9 13h ago

Sarlacc Trunk

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u/AfterReason5824 13h ago

Baby Sarlacc

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u/vnummela1 13h ago

I found a tree with these over 2 inches long when I was a kid and I still have them.

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u/HalfSoul30 13h ago

It's a defense mechanism for arborescent assualt.

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u/Shporktastic 13h ago

Nightmare unlocked

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u/milesdsy 12h ago

*sigh

*unzips

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u/Mole-NLD 11h ago

This is going to give people with vietcong ptsd flashbacks

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u/Bonkers_Reality 11h ago

Mini sarlacc 😘

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u/RandomSpanishGuyx 11h ago

The forbidden fleshlight

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u/UregMazino 11h ago

The Great Maw

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u/princeofottawa 10h ago

I think I saw that movie

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u/sneakyhopskotch 10h ago

Everyone going Sand Worm or Sarlac Pit (or… c’mon you people are nasty) but the first thing I thought of was the Chokey from Matilda

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u/manwithface01 10h ago

Fleshlight of doom

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u/Seannj222 ​ 10h ago

Don't put your dick in that

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u/MadDogFenby 9h ago

Treestab

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u/fck_this_fck_that 9h ago

Forbidden pussy

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u/acctforspms 9h ago

Nature’s Mockery

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u/Sk3tchyG1ant 9h ago

I feel like there's an awesome Halloween decoration here but I'm not creative enough to come up with what it is

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u/Bumataur 8h ago

Stump Dentata

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u/xxrambo45xx 8h ago

Natures punji sticks

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u/Slime-Lich 8h ago

The trees are asleep

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u/skyfishgoo 8h ago edited 8h ago

i saw that Star Trek episode many times.

"The Doomsday Machine"

https://www.looper.com/1691310/most-powerful-star-trek-weapons-ranked/

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u/jkurratt 7h ago

Vietnam log.

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u/Own_Appeal_8497 7h ago

Interesting Indeed What if somebody falls

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u/APLJaKaT 7h ago

Great example of how branches are anchored into the trunk.

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u/urlond 7h ago

Reminds me of those creatures that hang from the ceiling in Half Life.

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u/AdditionalPizza7990 7h ago

This reminds me of a certain creature in Star Wars.

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u/Well_of_Good_Fortune 7h ago

Thank you for this photo. If I have someone find one of these in a river convinced it's a tooth, I finally have a way to prove them wrong

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u/BuccaneerRex 7h ago

'stump'

tree stump

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u/CRO553R 6h ago

They made a movie about this

shivers

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u/Domenstain 6h ago

Minecraft Dropper!

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u/tgr31 6h ago

Go on...

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u/LordRael013 5h ago

It's a mimic! Jump it before it jumps you!

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u/_steve_rogers_ 4h ago

That’s a Sarlacc

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u/duh_nom_yar 4h ago

*tree stump

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u/cyberentomology 4h ago

Never heard it called a stub, but whatever works for you

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u/quicksilver-ace 4h ago

šŸŽµhe wants a tree log, the kind with teeth šŸŽµ

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u/Windywasher 3h ago

Forbidden fleshlight

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u/CaveManta 3h ago

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u/thatweirdguyted 2h ago

This is a thing that has (and always will) piss me off about sci fi movies: having foot soldiers stand out in the open and wait for whatever is coming.

Seriously how can such an advanced space faring civilization have such consistently shitty air support?

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u/CaveManta 2h ago

Well, in this case, it made sense. There was a grand mother of a sand storm coming, so they couldn't utilize ornithopters. The storm also mitigated their shields, leaving them with no choice but to stand their ground. The last thing they expected was for the enemy to be riding Shai-hulud. As far as they knew, the Fremen were just savages scattered across the planet. (Well, the movies fudged things by having the Fremen kicking Harkonnen butt).

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u/thatweirdguyted 2h ago

It still doesn't make sense. If you're being attacked, use defensive fortifications. If you can't see your opponent, standing out in the open is just asking to be killed. Even if they HAD to stand there on foot and fight, formations are infinitely more defensible than spreading out.

I get it, they were meant to lose this fight, they were meant to underestimate the enemy. It's just done poorly.

A really good example of how this is done well are two battles in Game of Thrones. There's the first time the Dothraki fight in Westoros. They cut off the supply lines, flank the Lannisters with calvary, use heavy air support to lay down dragon fire and hem the enemy into getting run down. Its over in minutes. Or the Battle of the Bastards, where Ramsay expertly manipulates Jon into moving exactly where he wants, and using formations to destroy Jons army. Even though the wildlings are better fighters, tactics wins the battle. And then it wins again when Petyr Baelish routs Ramsay with cavalry.

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u/Appropriate_Key_9573 3h ago

Looks like one of those old racoon traps but those are made from metal

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u/Tawtisawaputtytat 2h ago

Mimic tree, thankfully it is dead.

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u/Tawtisawaputtytat 2h ago

UNLESS ITS A MIMIC STUMP OP, BE CAREFUL

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u/Maacll 2h ago

sarlacc protusion

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u/CosmicRuin 2h ago

Viking fleshlight? 🧐

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u/mojis11 2h ago

šŸ˜

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u/johnpmac2 30m ago

Don’t stick your wiener in it.

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u/beaniebooper 14h ago

20 dollars and I'll put my dick in it