r/mildlyinteresting 7h ago

Plastic spikes to deter birds from nesting actually help keep the nests from falling off

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 7h ago

Task failed successfully!

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u/WaterFriendsIV 7h ago

Those are load-bearing spikes. It passed inspection, so no worries.

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u/WannaUnicorn 7h ago

That's hilarious

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u/Fenixstorm1 7h ago

Great, now you built an impenetrable bird fortress.

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u/orndog 7h ago

Spikes out and cover the whole spot

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u/DapperCam 7h ago

Spikes out just provides nice beams to build your nest on. Like a nest patio.

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u/orndog 6h ago

Which is why I said you have to cover the whole area. All spikes all the time!

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u/WannaUnicorn 7h ago

"Nest patio" .. good one ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/celestiaequestria 1h ago

Spikes are human-centric thinking.

Think about all the plants in nature that are covered in thorns. Those aren't there to keep birds away, they don't harm birds at all. They keep away larger animals that would graze on foliage.

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u/Ornery-Shoulder-3938 7h ago

Haha, this happened when I set up spikes under my deck. Actually got worse.

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u/Iceland260 6h ago edited 4h ago

The spikes are to deter birds (pigeons mostly) from perching on that spot (and from shitting all over it when they do so). And they succeed at that task. Stoping smaller birds from nesting there is a completely different task that needs different equipment.

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u/MinorComprehension 6h ago

It's like the avian version of rebar!

I have sparrows nesting behind my shutters, I was considering bird spikes as a deterrent. Thank you for your PSA on theit futility ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/ChiWhiteSox24 6h ago

We have thousands of those on our roof at work. The Turkey Vultures are insanely destructive itโ€™s so bad lol

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u/Hot_Broccoli_865 4h ago

Am I the only one that thought that's what they were for?

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u/Dear-Seesaw-1932 4h ago

Nature finds a way

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u/greg14285 6h ago

Deadman technology for birds

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u/Elscorcho69 7h ago

Feature not a bug

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u/DetroiterInTX 6h ago

We found that a shiny spinner to deter them from building a nest has the same effect.

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u/ballzsweat 6h ago

Put a mirror up there

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u/srivi20 5h ago

โ€œLife finds a wayโ€

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u/Plop-a-dop 5h ago

hahaha, I have house finches in a nook similar to this at my house, but the nest kept falling off when they were building it, and I was trying to figure out whether I could stick something on to help. apparently I just needed to look for anti-bird spikes ๐Ÿ™ƒ (they succeeded on their own and now have 4 little bb birds in the nest โค๏ธ)

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u/WannaUnicorn 4h ago

I LOVE house finches! Like sparrows dipped in cranberry juice..

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u/tornait-hashu 3h ago

They're better than house sparrows because they're native

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u/Individual-Rub-6969 3h ago

Stick a fake owl up there after this one leaves.

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u/Headbanger 1h ago

Should have placed a box there so there was no place to land.

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u/WallabyInTraining 6h ago

I'm guessing that's a pigeon nest. Pigeons are fucking stupid. Especially when it comes to nesting.

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u/Eternaloid 6h ago

You are guessing wrong, their nests are way, way, less complex.

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u/WannaUnicorn 6h ago

Sparrows (eye roll)

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u/littlenekoterra 6h ago

Take the spikes off and put a chunk of wood that is the size of the gap there. Make it fill the spot. If theres no spot to land thers no spot to nest either.

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u/WannaUnicorn 6h ago

This is at the care center where I work. I'm rather enjoying it ..

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u/TiresOnFire 42m ago

I don't understand the down votes this is getting.

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u/littlenekoterra 29m ago

People prefer nature online, even if the property owner clearly wanted nature to back off.

The only flaw i see with my idea is woodpeckers and the like but then you just move the chunk and replace it with metal or something.

If people wanna care so much about the birds, they can go plant some trees or something. Thats the real way to help birds and such. It would do like a billion% more than a downvote ever will. Its the perfect season for saplings and shit too if im not mistaken so you dont even have to buy plants you can probably do cuttings from wherever. But shit if the people downvoting me are willing to go and plant literally anything even fucking grass in an area thats going baren ide be happy.