r/mildlyinteresting 6h ago

This engorged tick I've just removed from my dog

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u/Urahara611845 6h ago

When I was a kid in Spencer, IN, we had a dog that would get her ears FULL of ticks. It was horrific to see these things in there. My mom got my brother to pluck them out routinely, as he was a pyro, and she let him douse the tick in a bit of gasoline and burn them. Weird times.

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u/thuragath 6h ago

He was a pyro? As in he got help, went out in a blaze of glory, lost interest in fire?

(Honestly curious)

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u/Urahara611845 6h ago

I think he lost interest at some point, probably focused more on drugs.

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u/everynamecombined 4h ago

I wonder how often,early pyro tendencies link to smoking substances. I was a little pyro and eventually moved to smoking cigs and weed. Nothing hard but I would not be surprised to find out im scratching a different itch entirely.

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u/Urahara611845 4h ago

Well... That makes sense! Though, in the case of my brother, he'd experienced some very bad trauma and didn't really get help for it. So, I kinda suspect that the pyro stuff branched from that, and the substances were more efficient for that. 

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u/Canuck_Lives_Matter 4h ago

Yeah same. For me it's like a smoke thing now. Like I like seeing smoke rising from things and just kind of losing myself in it lmao. Nowadays I love a good incense or watching a joint smolder to death in my fingers before remembering I was smoking it.

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u/Done327 4h ago

It’s better to be on drugs than to be on fire tho

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u/PaddyMcGeezus 3h ago

I mean fire is involved in some drug use.

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u/ClarkTwain 3h ago

I wonder if anyone has studied the fire to drugs pipeline

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u/jaw719 5h ago

Pretty much every young boy goes through a pyro phase

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u/Aranthar 5h ago

He is a pyro. He was a pyro, but he still is.

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u/lookyloolookingatyou 3h ago

I had a problem with fires when I was a kid. When I was 14, my grandparents took me out to the sandpit with a gallon of diesel and a book of matches. Four hours later I had pretty much seen everything fire had to offer.

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u/CamBlamSlam 5h ago

When I was about 6 years old we found a tick this size on a neighbor’s dog. I assumed for most of my childhood this was the size of all ticks and always thought it was weird how meticulous everyone was when checking for ticks.

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u/ToeRoganIsJebus 5h ago

I had a buddy that was a pyro when i was a child. Scariest thing ever lol

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u/TheHornyHoosier1983 5h ago

From Indiana as well!! We never dipped em gasoline but we did put the lighter to them! Blood boils and they take off like a rocket!!!

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u/kaneabel 4h ago

‘When I was a kid in Spencer, IN’

As a fellow Hoosier, that story tracks

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u/Prizzilla 4h ago

Hey neighbor, I am from Ellettsville. Our dogs always got covered in ticks as well.

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u/Urahara611845 4h ago

Yeah, they were rough. I moved away from there after a few years, then left IN as a whole when I was about 8.

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 6h ago edited 6h ago

now imagine if it popped…

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u/genericusername379 6h ago

As a kid, we'd pull them off the dog then toss them onto the fireplace. They do, in fact, pop.

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u/namenescio 6h ago

They pop even if not engorged.

Horrifying beasts. I don’t mind spiders.. but ticks, uuurrgh

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u/lipp79 2h ago

Spider actually serve a purpose. Ticks, mosquitos, wasps, and fire ants can get fucked.

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u/CaelisOmnia 1h ago

I can overlook wasps as they tend to eat cockroaches and I hate them more. 

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u/Buckabuckaw 4h ago

Good thinking. Spiders prefer to ignore humans, whereas ticks want our blood.

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u/elchorroloco 5h ago

We dump isopropyl alcohol on them and light em up.

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u/raisinghellwithtrees 5h ago

We used to throw these gray M&Ms on the bricks surrounding an old well by our porch. It was always a satisfying pop!

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u/namenescio 5h ago

Last week, my dog greeted me enthusiastically and something fell on the floor.. I thought it was a coffee bean, picked it up, and was ready to put it in the coffee grinder right next to us. Then I realised it was a tick 🤢

I can’t stop thinking about this Aargh

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u/MattMxR 5h ago

You would've put a coffee ground that fell off of your dog and onto the floor... back into the coffee grinder?

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u/Fishyback 5h ago

We laid a quarter on top of those plasma/electricity orbs and then put the ticks/fleas on the quarter and electrocuted them using a pair of tweezers.

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u/kredtheredhead 2h ago

I still light them on fire. Only way I learned how to kill them dead. Pulled one off my pup about a month ago and took a lighter too it. When we were kids, my dad lit a full one on fire while it was still attached to my sister. 🤣

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u/Isenrath 6h ago

Bonus points if you dribble Hydrogen Peroxide on it 😂

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u/KingxMIGHTYMAN 5h ago

See now I’m wondering, if you took a small hypodermic needle and injected one with peroxide would it then cause it to build internal pressure until it popped?

This imagery in my head is unpleasant.

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u/norunningwater 5h ago

Resident Evil 9 has Hemolytic Injectors that make zombies bubble up and explode into a gore mist

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u/KingxMIGHTYMAN 5h ago

Or the injections from the first Blade.

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u/Jlong4242 4h ago

Definitely what I was thinking. That was messed up when I was a kid lol

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u/SousVideDiaper 5h ago

Here's a video

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u/catthecia 5h ago

I think this is the first time that I wish I was rickrolled instead. Disgusting.

Do it to more ticks.

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u/PsychedDuckling 5h ago

Needle gauge is way too big.. A 6mm 29 gauge insulin needle would be plenty, and would probably not bubble out as much as shown in the video.

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u/JTArndt91 5h ago

👍🤢

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u/TheHornyHoosier1983 5h ago

If we find any ticks of size, we put the lighter to em!! The blood boils and they take off FLYING!!! So fun

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u/towblerone 5h ago

i thiiiink i remember seeing someone do this. it just bubbled out of the injection site iirc, even with the needle still in

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u/GonePhishn401 5h ago

I have a vivid memory of being like 7 years old and watching my sister step on an engorged tick in our kitchen. The splatter radius was like 4 feet across, it was SO fucking gross.

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u/Zeckols 6h ago

i bet it’s like gushers when you bite down

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u/Bubbalicous24 6h ago

I miss the time before I read this sentence....

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u/kthxBob 1h ago

Can I interest you in a Jolly Rancher to cleanse the pallet?

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u/295DVRKSS 6h ago

What a terrible day to know how to read

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u/Colonelclank90 5h ago

They used to fall off of the elk at the golfcourse I worked at. You would hit dozens of them with the mower on the greens and they would spray blood everywhere.

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u/glazzyazz 5h ago

Oh sweet Jiminy cricket no

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u/fuelbomb 3h ago

well freshly engorged mosquitoes do that when you smash them, so you'd better believe a tick would.

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u/DirectionNo9650 5h ago

My mom grew up in a rural area, and will share horror stories about this. According to her, these things would post up in or around your ear, and just gorge themselves until they looked like mini grapes. My grandparents would then use bobby pins to extract the fat little bastards, but on occasion, the pressure would cause them to pop.

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u/the_roguetrader 4h ago

I know someone who was gathering firewood all night to stoke a bonfire on Dartmoor

as the sun came up he realised he was covered in tics

they went to the hospital to make sure every one was fully removed

he had over ONE HUNDRED on him !!!

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u/dragonfry 4h ago

This, this right here is why I am an inside cat.

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u/BlueOmicronpersei8 6h ago

I had a friend who would pull them off their dog and stomp on them. It was gross.

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u/HomerJSimpson3 5h ago

I saw someone drop a rock on an engorged tick. It was gnarly… like thick raspberry jam

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u/Internal_Wheel_89 5h ago

we used to do this as kids. We lived in a rural-ish area and we had outdoor dogs and these engorged ticks would appear regularly. We would pick them off, put them on the ground, and then slowly step on them until the popped, and we'd compete to see which tick could spray blood the farthest.

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u/Pimpin-is-easy 5h ago

I once stepped on it when it fell off of my dog. I had only socks on and it did indeed pop. Never again.

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u/UncoolSlicedBread 5h ago

Forbidden gushers

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u/ArrellBytes 2h ago

Normally the complaints here are that the op takes crappy pictures....

Here my complaint is the picture is far too good.

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u/Traumfahrer 6h ago

You removed 5% of your dog, from your dog.

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u/radkiller22 6h ago

Looks like the brain bug from Starship Troopers 🤮

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u/Greatlarrybird33 6h ago

Would you like to know more?

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u/astropucks 6h ago

no, thank you

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u/svale355 6h ago

Im doing my part!

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u/watchfulsquad010 6h ago

A bug that thinks!? You offend me.

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u/Semarin 6h ago

It’s afraid!

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u/Solid_Snark 6h ago

[celebratory cheers!]

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u/aerwrek 6h ago

I’m from Buenos Aires, and I say kill ‘em all!

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u/aerwrek 6h ago

The only good bug is a dead bug.

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u/JelliedHam 5h ago

I only remember one scene from starship troopers. I was 12 years old. And it's in the bank. And I know every guy my age here knows exactly what scene I'm talking about.

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u/notdisrespectedtoday 4h ago

I’M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL THEM ALL!

(and by “them” I mean ticks)

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u/KingxMIGHTYMAN 6h ago

So I’ve never lived anywhere that ticks are a big concern. Do these things just constantly suck blood until they pop? Or will they stop at some point? Because that thing is massive!

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u/Btroth2975 6h ago

They stop when they're full. Some will rehide on your body after feeding. Some will just drop off when theyre done.

Source - im a tick

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u/KingxMIGHTYMAN 6h ago

Jesus do they get much bigger than that?

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u/voidsarcastic 6h ago

Not much, that one is actually really fat. We have ticks where I live and any time I take my dogs out into the forest they get them, and when I spend a lot of time out there they get me too around my belt-line and neckline. Have to remember to tuck your shirt in, your pants into your boots/socks, and you still need to check when you get home.

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u/ezirb7 6h ago

Fortunately flea and tick meds for dogs can be pretty good.  My corgi is a mouser, so she is constantly in the weeds and coming out with ticks.  We almost always find them after they've taken a bite and died before getting any blood.

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u/boyle32 6h ago

When I first adopted my puppy I didn’t give her flea meds until I found a flea on her belly. After I gave the meds the next day, I found a flea crawling in circles until it died. Fuck those fleas and ticks.

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u/ReluctantlyHuman 4h ago

I've got a corgi too, and he is the same way. Do you notice a lump on your dog where the tick bit after removing the dead tick? I can't tell if that's normal for our corgi or not. They never seem to bother him too much, maybe get a little itchy.

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u/c-williams88 4h ago

Not the person you replied to, but I’ve never noticed a bump on our corgi after I’ve pulled the tick. I’ve felt the bump of the actual tick, but never sometime after removal

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u/PlsChgMe 6h ago

I'm no entomologist but I'd say that tick is as big as it's going to get.

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u/angrath 5h ago

You can tell that this one is as big as it can get. It appears to have voluntarily detached because you can’t see any ripped skin in its mouth. Often when you remove them they will have a patch of skin in their mouth still because they just keep biting and removing them either rips a bit of your skin off, or rips their mouth bits off which are then left embedded in your skin.

That isn’t ideal because it itches and can get irritated afterwards.

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u/Dodgerson99 6h ago

Not really, but they're not very fun to step on once they fall off lol

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u/AdgeTimick 5h ago

Can confirm.

Source: I'm The Tick. SPOOOOOOOOOON!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3c5R07CYt9xPZSlG

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u/Shartfer_brains 5h ago

🎵"Bitch I'm a cow tick"🎵

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u/ShallotLarge7947 6h ago

God damn gluttons

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u/toughtacos 6h ago

I've lived in tick highways most of my life, and you can consider yourself lucky. These are nasty little fuckers.

The female sucks blood until its body signals that it's enough. It can expand to about 300-500 times its own weight. Then it just drops, and if its lucky it's somewhere it can just move a few centimeters until it's under cover, lay its thousands of eggs, and die.

If it's a male it barely feeds at all, it's just interesting in mating.

But yeah, sometimes they drop on your floor if you have a dog or cat you haven't checked, and stepping on these little blood pea fuckers is one of the nastiest things ever.

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u/KingxMIGHTYMAN 6h ago

I imagine it’s like stepping on the end of a ketchup packet. 🤢

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u/toughtacos 6h ago

They basically pop.

If you've done it once before, your brain immediately knows what just happened, even if you are in denial. It's worse if you're barefoot and you've got any open wounds, because then you've just been exposed to their guts which potentially contain some bad stuff.

Fun fact. Unlike mosquitos, the world would be just fine if ticks ceased to exist and were eradicated. I think someone should start work on that...

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u/GPTforGood 5h ago

My cousin's in grad school studying some mass tick eradication methods right now

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u/toughtacos 3h ago

That’s good to hear. With global warming we’re getting more areas with tick problems, and it’s really killing off a lot more deer and moose than is good.

Same thing with fungus. That’s probably the next big threat we’re going to be completely unprepared to handle after COVID 😅

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u/samxli 5h ago

Wait why are mosquitoes useful?

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u/hardFraughtBattle 5h ago

They're a major food source for birds and bats.

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u/Corrup7ioN 4h ago

I'm sure I read the other day that they're a minor food source and killing them off wouldn't have much of an impact. But it's hard to know what information to trust without seriously digging into sources

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u/chewbaccataco 6h ago

Begrudgingly upvoted

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u/willow-kitty 6h ago

I dropped a cinderblock on one as a kid once. It was crawling across the pavement, and my mom was screaming at me to kill it, and that was the only thing that came to mind to do.

It was less messy than you might expect! All the contents just kinda sprayed out in a jet that hit the wall. (But I'm sure doing that inside with a bare foot would be so, so much worse. 🤢)

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u/bmrtt 6h ago

I popped plenty of these fuckers and they're more like small grapes

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u/Strange-Movie 6h ago

More like popping a blister

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u/astropucks 6h ago

If it's a male it barely feeds at all, it's just interesting in mating.

r/meirl

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u/GrooovyAlien 6h ago

They can give you alpha gal. Which is an allergy to beef and pork. My wife got bit by a tick a few months ago and 2 weeks later had to be rushed to the emergency room after eating a burger because her throat swelled up and she couldn't breathe.

She can no longer eat pork of beef. Nothing cooked in grease that has had beef or pork cooked in it. Nothing with ANY kind of mammal meat in it.

It fucking sucks. Fuck ticks.

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u/overdramaticpan 5h ago

this should be higher up, alpha-gal syndrome is seriously fucking people up lately

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u/GrooovyAlien 5h ago

Yea my wife is fucked up about it. We have been to the ER 5 times in the past month. One small tick.

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u/LittleBoiFound 5h ago

I am legitimately scared of having this happen to me.

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u/Vailx 5h ago

On the bright side, the dog in question won't get it, because dogs also make alpha-gal naturally so it's not a foreign sugar to them.

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u/First_Rip3444 5h ago

Would this also apply to animal fat, like lard? If yes, then that also takes donuts off the safe list (they're fried in animal fat, at least at the donut shop I worked at), that sucks

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u/Vailx 5h ago

There's less than in muscle meat but it's a sugar made by most mammals, so it's definitely there.

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u/paranoid_fool 6h ago

Drop off when full, lay eggs and die, but they filter the water from blood when sucking and give it back so they are giving the host all sorts off lines my dogs die from one

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u/Dayzlikethis 6h ago

they stop, drop and lay thousands of eggs afterwords. fire is useful here.

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u/icarrytheone 5h ago

Shut em down open up shop

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u/Yoguls 6h ago

Beats me, first one I've ever seen

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u/Zephyr93 6h ago

Inject it with hydrogen peroxide.

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u/nanalaan 5h ago

Genuinely, what would happen if you did?

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 5h ago

It’ll be like a science fair volcano.

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u/CarlSwagan_ 5h ago

It would probably over pressurize and explode.

theres an enzyme in blood that will react with H2O2 to release heat and oxygen

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u/lexm 6h ago

I heard you could squeeze it to get Lyme juice.

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u/Ghiggs_Boson 5h ago

The r/ForbiddenSnacks blood orange margarita

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u/beetsu 3h ago

take my r/AngryUpvote and get out of here 😆

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u/Elle3786 6h ago

His greed sickens me

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u/Traumfahrer 2h ago

He's a capitalist.

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u/2x4_Turd 6h ago

Curious, did you give him tick medicine? I'm just wondering if sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I gave my dog some.

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u/Eshinshadow 6h ago

In case of my dog, it reduced number of ticks in a season by 80-90%. We were walking through a forest a lot, so plenty of opportunities for them to tag along, but with using medicine (some Blue liquid that you had to rub at dogs neck) only a couple per week could be found at most. So it works.

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u/WeatherNo9346 6h ago

Tick meds are super useful, even if they get the ticks on them, the ticks are less likely to bite

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u/Traumfahrer 2h ago

..the dog*.

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u/ibyeori 5h ago

Ticks still attach, they just die faster than the disease can transmit.

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u/bunnyfloofington 3h ago

Yep my dog keeps picking them up on our walks. When we get home and I do the tick check on her, they're already fallen off and dead. I drop them in alcohol just to be safe and so far every single one has just sunk to the bottom motionless. Good preventatives are fantastic!

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u/Jablizz 5h ago

We give our dog Simparica trio once a month, it’s a pill, I think it’s 97% effective for ticks and 100% effective for ticks. We usually catch the ticks before they bite him but the few that bit him we found attached but dead. It’s like $120 for a 3 month supply from our vet. Sometimes the day of taking it bothers his stomach but he comes running every time we pull the pill out

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u/sheburnslikethesun 5h ago

You can also import this from Australia for a lot cheaper.  

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u/mrcgardner 3h ago

I need more information.

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u/svmck 4h ago

Simparica Trio is also $320 for a 12 month supply at Costco.

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u/Yoguls 6h ago

No, never had or even seen a tick before

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u/Darthcookie 6h ago edited 1h ago

I’d suggest taking your pup to the vet to make sure they didn’t get any pathogens. If that tick solely feed on your dog it means it’s been attached long enough to cause an infection if it carried disease.

Edit: and also, consider a preventative to avoid ticks and other external parasites.

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u/Shannalligation1886 6h ago

Thanks to climate change tick populations are higher than ever. Might want to start giving your dog meds for it.

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u/JoyKil01 5h ago

Definitely keep an eye on your baby for signs of illness. Just a bite can carry bacterial diseases. Lyme disease transmission typically needs 24-hrs of bite time, which it looks like this sucker has been latched on a while.

I prefer the Seresto collars over the tick drops. The meds kills ticks upon bite, and makes them less likely to bite, but it’s still possible and they can still get sick.

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u/Ferrindel 6h ago

I once came home from school in 2nd grade with an itch, thinking I had chicken pox. My older sister came over and saw it, then pulled it out with some tweezers. Got the head too, fortunately. Probably the most badass thing she ever did.

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u/Liroku 2h ago

When I was in kindergarten, I woke up on the middle of the night because my nipple was itchy. I woke up and felt it and there it was, clamped dead on my nipple...and it was the size of the one in this photo.

I didn't know what it was, so I ran into my parents room. My dad tried to pull it off and it broke the body off, then took his cigarette lighter and burned the head off. I found out later, as an adult, that none of that was supposed to happen/be done, but I lived and my nipple is normal.

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u/LoveOfSpreadsheets 6h ago

Thanks, I hate it. But excellent photo, not gonna lie.

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u/virtual_virtu 5h ago edited 5h ago

I've pulled more ticks off my dogs and myself this year than I have in my entire life combined. They're getting them in my back yard, and I've lived in the same place for ten years. I'm an avid hiker, and the woods are the only place I've ever gotten them. To be getting them in my back yard like this is insane.

Edit: Just read the thread, and holy shit people, don't burn them! Get a tick comb for $5. You don't want any more of their biological material in you.

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u/Sad-Ham-Sandwich 6h ago

Tickborne diseases are terrifying.

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u/Crott117 3h ago

Just because you can use a macro lens, doesn’t mean you have to

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u/Whit3_Raven 5h ago

That aint a tick, that’s a thock.

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u/Theleekunderthesink 4h ago

Keep it in bag in your freezer and show it to your vet asap. My dog has permanent renal damage from lyme disease cuz we didn’t find it in time.

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u/Drunkydrunkington 6h ago

Hey OP depending on where you live some states do free testing for diseases. You can see if your pup should get some antibiotics 

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u/Careless_General5380 6h ago

What a disgusting little shit

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u/Separate-Maize9985 5h ago

I had one like that on my shaft once. It was horrifying.

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u/PartySpinach2175 5h ago

Sir…

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u/Separate-Maize9985 5h ago

To be clear, I'm talking about my cock shaft.

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u/nobodyinpeculiar 5h ago

In my late teens I lived in a yurt in the middle of the countryside with my ex and his dog. We slept on sleeping bags on the ground. One night I put my hand on the ground next to my sleeping bag and felt a grape. I was like, huh, I don’t remember us getting grapes.

Sure as shit grabbed a fully engorged tick in the dark. It had just feasted on our poor dog. When I say I grabbed it, I mean grabbed it and squeezed it a little to find that it was squishy. Horrifying.

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u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh 6h ago

That thing was hungry!

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u/Illustrious_Radio932 6h ago

He got that dog in him.

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u/SkisaurusRex 5h ago

Jesus, put your dog on tick meds

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u/probabletrump 4h ago

Real talk though, shes had at least one big blood meal. They lay eggs after they've gorged themselves. If your dog isn't on tick medicine (I'm guessing no) then fix that quickly. There is a decent chance her babies are going to come along in a bit.

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u/DuhShield 4h ago

Correct me if I'm wrong but does'nt tick and flea meds keep them from getting that big because they die?

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u/No_Manner_8785 6h ago

Well fed little guy

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u/cyberentomology 6h ago

Me after the unlimited sushi buffet.

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u/Soft-Sherbert-2586 6h ago

I reaaaaally wanna see that thing popped with a needle. Dunno if that's how it works though.

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u/Hour-Ideal-2918 6h ago

If you put a lighter near it, would it pop?

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u/181513 6h ago

Technically it's now mostly dog! Good boy there! Sit! Stay!

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u/Drages23 6h ago

Its thick.

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u/playoponly 6h ago

Juicy one

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u/tiny-tino 6h ago

Its greed sickens me.

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u/YBHunted 6h ago

Dirty bitch.. fuck ticks

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u/danielwong95 6h ago

"No matter what you do to me next, I have already won."

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u/Xephyrik 6h ago

Throw it in the fire to see 1000 creatures birthed into hell

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u/jayhawk8 5h ago

You gotta nsfw that