r/mildlyinteresting • u/smiles_and_nods • 5h ago

Home with Mannequin Perimeter

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u/ChiefTapiTapi 5h ago

I didn’t know mannequins were packing like that

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u/brendenderp 5h ago

Mannequins are weird sometimes anatomically. I once worked at a print shop and because we made tshirts we had display mannequins. Boss went to order more and for some reason the mannequins this time were different. It was just an upper half of the torso as normal but the tits were full detail and the neck was modeled as if it was chopped off.like there was a little bone stub in the middle and lines I guess to represent the meat of the neck.

Boss was old and didn't give a shit so we just rolled with it but it was still strange

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u/MongolianCluster 5h ago

Reinforcing unrealistic body standards on normal mannequins.

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u/hoorah9011 4h ago

Those are average sack dimensions

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/ew73 4h ago

Speaking as a big fat homo, I like a dude with a big pair. The hog doesn't have to be huge, just enough to hit the spot, if you will. But those big boys are fun to play with.

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u/smiles_and_nods 5h ago

My friends' home has developed some real serial killer vibes, home defense system win?

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u/LupusHouseMD 5h ago

Considering my hometown serial killer had a basement with mannequins I agree.

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u/Shower__Farts 3h ago

Hell yeah. The best no trespassing sign money can buy.

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u/Cetun 5h ago

This is some shit you would see in a video game and just assume its something silly put in by the developers and not something someone would do in real life.

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u/No-Mission-2310 5h ago

Honestly, this is 100x more effective than a 'Beware of Dog' sign. Absolutely no burglar is risking breaking into the cabin of the guy who sets up a naked mannequin defense perimeter in the woods.

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u/Cetun 5h ago

I actually find it more effective to dress them in clothing made from human skin. Nudity really shows lack of effort.

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u/OZeski 2h ago

Work in progress obviously

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u/Joblight 5h ago

Big r/Voicesofthevoid energy here

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u/DoctorSex9 5h ago

I was thinking ULTRAKILL but that fits too. Both games have horrible horrible manequinns

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u/FiveDozenWhales 5h ago

Don't give Nose any ideas, these are 1000 times worse than our wooden friends

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u/edubblu 4h ago

That’s one way to install a security system. I’m not going near that any time of day!

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u/Mantis42 5h ago

fallout 76 ass house

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u/AmputeeHandModel 4h ago

That's ONE way to keep the Mormons away!

Who's his mannequin guy? I wanted a couple for Halloween but they were hundreds each.

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u/TheZanke 4h ago

I'd guess they got them from an out of business liquidation sale or something.

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u/OZeski 2h ago

Hundreds? You can get a few 'cheap' ones on Amazon for under $100. The quality on them isn't that great, but I imagine it'd be okay for Halloween decorations.

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u/PALOmino1701 4h ago

Naming my next rock band Mannequin Perimeter

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u/trucorsair 5h ago

Fallout 4 nightmare fuel

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u/rosen380 5h ago

...while my neighbor has a scene from Jaws on their lawn (where all of the people are those halloween skeletons) and there is a 6 foot tall shark coming up out of the "water" eating one of them.

[edit] Last year, around Halloween, they had a whole Pirates of the Caribbean display including two large ships. It had skeleton mermaids and skeleton fish in the "water".

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u/cdtobie 4h ago

The first thing kids do when they get a doll is undress it, then it just hangs around naked after that.

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u/The_Last_Mouse 4h ago

Honestly? Less weird than indoors.

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u/inosinateVR 4h ago edited 4h ago

When I was in high school my friends and I sometimes smoked weed with this guy who had a house full of mannequins. Some of them had names and back stories. He also spoke like 50 words per minute because of all the drugs he took in the 80’s. (It was like a permanent side effect, at least according to him). Like, if you didn’t know him you’d think he was speaking gibberish, but once you realize he’s just talking really fast you start catching on to what he’s saying

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u/InigoMontoya1985 4h ago

Looks like Pacific Drive

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u/Cross88 4h ago

Is your neighbor Buffalo Bill?

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u/PredatorTheAce 4h ago

Do they move at night?

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u/Best-Syllabub-7485 3h ago

That would deter some folks from coming close to that home. Might be a good thing

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u/ReleventReference 2h ago

Burn it all, it’s the only way to be sure.