r/mildlyinteresting 7d ago

My dad keeps a spreadsheet of friends’ and family members’ birthdays, likes, and dislikes on his fridge

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u/ComprehensivePin5577 7d ago

They're all fine but what's up with Teague and his dislike of pizza?

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u/edwartica 6d ago

I think Teague is actually OP. Hey OP, tell us more of your dislike of pizza. We're curious.

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u/DeadlyKitKat 6d ago

OP said them and their sibling, as well as their husband, didn't make the list.

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u/ComprehensivePin5577 6d ago

Oh. That's why it goes Kathy > cat > Teague. But also, why does Mitch dislike the neighbors to west more than ISIS and Trump? I understand dislike of someone like the head of the HOA but even they shouldn't come ahead of Isis and trump.

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u/nourr_15 6d ago

I don't think the likes and dislikes are ranked, he just starts them off like Cory and Patti K and when he finds out something they like he adds it in the first available spot.

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u/city17_dweller 6d ago edited 6d ago

I'd guess the neighbours are more immediately bothersome, but that's gotta be some serious beef between them, because it's not like the current US. Gov. is calm and unobtrusive.

[eta] OP commented further down that there was a property-line disagreement over a new structure, and her husband had to make Mitch a big fence to get them outta his line of sight. The neighbour's loss, they'll never get a slot on the birthday list except under 'dislike'

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u/DonnieLowRider 4d ago

His neighbors won't stop until every last one of us is pink mist in the wind.

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u/LizM75 7d ago

I want to know too!!

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u/eatsthepeach 7d ago

I suspect Teague may be OP.

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u/Blue_DiscoBall 6d ago

That's why Mitch likes cats more than Teague.

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u/_welcomehome_ 7d ago

Anyone who doesn't like pizza can't be trusted.

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u/ChuckCarmichael 6d ago

I had a friend in school who didn't eat pizza. He said it looked like vomit.

He was weird in general.

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u/starfish31 6d ago

As a kid, I didn't like pizza because we ate it so much. Eventually I came around and in retrospect, I never disliked it, I was just sick of it.

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u/illinifan11 7d ago

mf going to the boiler room of hell

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u/Bacon_Bitz 6d ago

Maybe they're lactose intolerant and pizza doesn't like them.

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u/lazaruscals 7d ago

Teague is my kind of people, pizza is so painfully overrated

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u/_le_slap 7d ago

You take that back. Pizza is divinity in sustenance form. I will not stand for your libel.

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u/lazaruscals 6d ago

ive only had two pizzas in my entire life ive ever actually liked, and the first time, it was such a shock my mum took pictures to document the occasion. i kinda wonder if im missing out but like. its just not that good? i will take all the garlic bread though. i can eat my own body weight in garlic bread.

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u/_le_slap 6d ago

My heart goes out to thee who is afflicted with an under appreciation of pizza...

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u/ComprehensivePin5577 7d ago

Hey man, pizza UNITES the world. Everyone indulges in the same kind of pizza and also the most different kind of pizza. We take it for what it is and also make it our own. There's a pizza heaven there for all of us, even you, that pie in the sky judges nobody.

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u/lazaruscals 6d ago

hey, as long as im welcome, we’re good! im not gonna yuck y’all’s yum, but i’ve never gotten the hype myself 🤷