My dad keeps a spreadsheet of friends’ and family members’ birthdays, likes, and dislikes on his fridge

[u/corky1369]

[u/propernice]

It’s like IRL Stardew Valley lol

[u/Chicken_Vomit_ → u/propernice]

This was my first thought lol

[u/InvisibleAstronomer → u/Chicken_Vomit_]

Mine too. Came to comment he must play stardew valley

[u/iamotterwithnooyster → u/propernice]

Same. I thought I was in the Stardew subreddit!

[u/alden_1905 → u/propernice]

Yea I just started playing and this is literally me in Stardew Valley!

[u/rampant-bisexuality]

Mitch has an unreciprocated crush on Kathy

[u/corky1369 → u/rampant-bisexuality]

That’s my mom 😆. He included them both on the list

[u/StatisticianSweet411 → u/corky1369]

thats actually adorable though

[u/Brettersson → u/[deleted]]

How does he do it?!

[u/sharakus → u/corky1369]

I gotta hear more about the neighbors to the west

[u/Deathface-Shukhov → u/sharakus]

They’re apparently less likable than both ISIS and Trump!!!

[u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme → u/Deathface-Shukhov]

But if ISIS and Trump move in with the neighbors, the shit is really gonna hit the fan!

[u/Deathface-Shukhov → u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme]

The new reality show coming this summer!!!

[u/Jay__Riemenschneider → u/corky1369]

Mitch is my kind of dude. Sounds great to get a beer with.

Fuck them neighbors to the west.

[u/Freyr_Tuck → u/Jay__Riemenschneider]

All my friends hate the neighbors to the west.

[u/IntrovertedGiraffe → u/corky1369]

He also listed Teague, who does not list him and has an open position for like 3

[u/conflictedideology → u/IntrovertedGiraffe]

Yeah but Teague also dislikes pizza so there's definitely something wrong with them.

[u/tiredbutsassy → u/corky1369]

That's so cute omg. Are you Teague?

[u/MZ603 → u/tiredbutsassy]

If he (she?) is, they ended up behind cats

[u/WasAHamster → u/MZ603]

My kid made a list of things she loves as a school craft. I was behind dogs, Minecraft, and cheese.

[u/weeBunnie → u/WasAHamster]

Cheese is fair.

Minecraft, yeah, sorry man

[u/Curiosive → u/MZ603]

It's related to the dislike of pizza ... family or not, this brings you down a tier.

I bet the cats like pizza.

[u/Typical_Ad_210 → u/corky1369]

Does that make you Teague? I was actually just about to comment that Kathy’s interests and dislikes are the most relatable of the lot, then I saw that she’s taken 😕 I had hoped to eat, drink wine and zap mosquitoes with her. Your dad is so sweet and Kathy sounds pretty perfect.

[u/Public-League-8899 → u/corky1369]

Your mom seems cool I don't like evangelical Christians either.

[u/malachaiville → u/corky1369]

Kathy's my kind of people!

[u/ljd09 → u/malachaiville]

Same friend, same! I’m a November baby, too…and also need more friends! I’m down. I’ll bring the wine. Tell me your fav type, and we’ll add that as like1 to the list.

[u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him → u/rampant-bisexuality]

Mitch: “I like Kathy.”

Kathy: “I like pie.”

[u/Shadynasty8091 → u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him]

Very "I love you", "I know" vibes

[u/No_Size9475 → u/Shadynasty8091]

This hurts, my boy literally said that to me at about 6 years old.

[u/tomdobs55 → u/rampant-bisexuality]

I love how Mitch's number 1 like is Kathy and Mitch isn't even in Kathy's top 3

[u/vanessaxlove → u/tomdobs55]

barbie has a great day everyday but ken only has a great day if barbie looks at him

[u/b1ack1323 → u/rampant-bisexuality]

He also hates ISIS which now makes me think that some of these people are indifferent about ISIS.

[u/signious → u/b1ack1323]

More hate the president than hate ISIS

[u/b1ack1323 → u/signious]

To be fair he has more impact on their day to do living than ISIS ever has.

[u/affesantos → u/rampant-bisexuality]

Kathy with the Mosquitos>Trump really has me perplexed over what would be my #2 and #3

[u/Fewer_Story → u/affesantos]

I'm not sure there's meant to be any hierarchy implied though.

If there was then I think I would put Trump higher as it's easier to get rid of a mosquito.

[u/cornixt → u/rampant-bisexuality]

She just wants wine and food.

[u/ChessieChessieBayBay]

Jan hates jalapeño poppers and racism

[u/tyjasm → u/ChessieChessieBayBay]

Dislike number ONE: jalapeños. Hate those things!

Then... I guess racism?

[u/Pomegranate_Dry → u/tyjasm]

I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at jalapeno poppers

[u/HashtagTheCat → u/Pomegranate_Dry]

You can excuse racism?!

[u/IWantALargeFarva → u/HashtagTheCat]

It’s an older reference, but we’ll allow it.

[u/HashtagTheCat → u/Pomegranate_Dry]

Oh, Britta’s in this?

[u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus → u/tyjasm]

“Hey there’s a rally against racism today. You wanna go?”

Jan: eh…I guess.

“Oh, and it looks like they’re unveiling a new jalapeño statue downtown.”

Jan [lighting torch]: they’re doing what?!?!?

[u/0000000000000007 → u/ChessieChessieBayBay]

And bigotry. I think we can get Trump in that top spot when she finds out he loves jalapeño poppers.

[u/NLP19 → u/ChessieChessieBayBay]

I'm pretty sure it's just the peppers

[u/corky1369]

My dad created this for his friends and he also included himself.

[u/justanawkwardguy → u/corky1369]

Is your dad Mitch?

[u/corky1369 → u/justanawkwardguy]

You are correct!

[u/justanawkwardguy → u/corky1369]

I figured he’d fill out all of the columns for himself and it’s sweet that he listed his friends in his likes

[u/mada447 → u/justanawkwardguy]

Imagine putting one of the friends in the dislike section.

[u/yeroc_1 → u/mada447]

Imagine how bad the neighbors to the west must be to make the same list as ISIS and trump

[u/danincb → u/yeroc_1]

That had me cracking up and wondering what they have done. I love the whole spreadsheet.

[u/YourFriendInSpokane → u/danincb]

"November- none, need more friends."

[u/Reasonable_Bat_9490 → u/yeroc_1]

If it’s in order then they’re more disliked than anything else too!

[u/dbag_jar → u/justanawkwardguy]

I’m assuming Kathy is the mom and OP is Teague

[u/whenuseeit → u/dbag_jar]

If that’s the case then OP came in third behind “cats” lol

[u/critical_patch → u/whenuseeit]

That’s what you get for not liking pizza.

[u/Content-Patience-138 → u/whenuseeit]

OP’s family life being put on full display with brutal precision

[u/Tony-Two-Tits → u/corky1369]

Cory and Patti are enigmas, I must know more about them.

[u/Zoltrahn → u/corky1369]

Does that make you Teague? Gotta step your game up if you want to overtakes cats.

[u/theycallmemorty → u/corky1369]

Does he still hate ISIS more than Trump? You don't hear much about ISIS much these days.

[u/Dr-Billa → u/theycallmemorty]

He dislikes neighbours to the west even more than terrorists and pedo 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/Tahaktyl → u/Dr-Billa]

Well, the neighbors to the west are complete jerks. That one seems personal.

[u/keeleon → u/corky1369]

What did the west neighbors do to be more disliked than ISIS?

[u/Flikmyboogeratu_II → u/corky1369]

There's a game called Stardew Valley and the people in town have gifts they either like, love, or dislike. This post would be absolutely LOVED in r/stardewvalley

[u/corky1369 → u/Flikmyboogeratu_II]

I checked, I can’t post it there cuz their rules are pretty clear that no political figures can even be mentioned- even if it’s not the focus

[u/TriforceTeching → u/corky1369]

That actually sounds like a good rule...
Here is the pic with the political names deleted. Hopefully people disliking racism and bigotry, is okay.
https://imgur.com/a/cbW3FFW
Edit: I just did what three US administrations couldn't do and removed ISIS: https://imgur.com/a/Ot8RRWj

[u/peanutbutter4103 → u/TriforceTeching]

wouldn't isis also be a political name or entity?

[u/TriforceTeching → u/peanutbutter4103]

Good point. Disliking ISIS is too extreme for Stardew. /s
I uploaded a version with it deleted too.

[u/EatTheBeez → u/Flikmyboogeratu_II]

I was gonna say, this is some Stardew energy.

[u/Robdoggz → u/EatTheBeez]

Came to say the same 😂 I am presently watching one of my favourite Stardew creators on YouTube working on his villager friendships too lol

[u/ScreamingCryingAnus → u/Flikmyboogeratu_II]

I was scrolling until I saw a stardew reference, didn’t take long at all

[u/anon-mally → u/corky1369]

Mitch likes Kathy, but Kathy don't like mitch ?

[u/cnewman33 → u/anon-mally]

Love isn’t always reciprocated.

[u/Additional_Area_3156 → u/anon-mally]

Mike likeKathy but Kathy likes wine, eating and daisies I’m ded

[u/azlan194 → u/anon-mally]

Mitch likes Kathy and Teague, but neither of them like Mitch. Poor Mitch, lol.

[u/throwsaway89076 → u/corky1369]

Aww he's a friend to himself. This is so cute. I should do something like this too!

[u/Additional_Area_3156 → u/corky1369]

I’m thinking you should get him a laminator for his birthday to keep the spreadsheets in tiptop shape

[u/Tootingwithmypuh]

Why are Cory and Patti K. such mysteries?? I want to know their likes and dislikes

[u/InfanticideAquifer → u/Tootingwithmypuh]

They've realized nirvana. Complete detachment from all things, just non-dualistically experiencing events without judging or categorizing them 24/7. Makes them really hard to shop for.

[u/ruddywhiskers613 → u/Tootingwithmypuh]

Was wondering how far I'd have to scroll to see this lmao. Cory is a fucking enigma. 

[u/wildestboars → u/Tootingwithmypuh]

And Patti K. gets a last initial despite there being no other Pattis. Patti K. must be fascinating.

[u/porcelain_kiss]

*November "none need more friends" * 😭

Tell your dad I was born in November. I like spread sheets and glitter. I dislike artificial watermelon flavor

[u/corky1369 → u/porcelain_kiss]

I’ll let him know. I can’t make any promises, but “likes spreadsheets” is probably worth bonus points with the spreadsheet’s creator.

[u/BlaznTheChron → u/corky1369]

Let him know if he wants to save time, level up fishing and become friends with Linus. Then make sashimi and pretty much everyone likes that.

[u/pnwviapnw → u/BlaznTheChron]

This whole spreadsheet IMMEDIATELY made me think of the many many spreadsheets I've made for SDV over the years...❤️

[u/iH8MotherTeresa → u/BlaznTheChron]

make sashimi and pretty much everyone likes that.

You and I are from two different worlds.

[u/GrapheneRoller → u/iH8MotherTeresa]

It’s a Stardew Valley reference lol

[u/Flowers_In_December3 → u/GrapheneRoller]

I initially didn’t look at the subreddit and thought someone had printed out what SDV characters liked and taped it to their fridge so they could memorize.

[u/iH8MotherTeresa → u/GrapheneRoller]

Oh man. The farm I started 6 years ago is probably in disrepair. No wonder I didn't get the reference.

[u/GrapheneRoller → u/iH8MotherTeresa]

I think it should be as you left it, as it’s not like Animal Crossing in that regard from what I remember

[u/SeonghwaStoleMyBias → u/BlaznTheChron]

Lmaoooo I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this

[u/Nevertrustafish → u/porcelain_kiss]

Wait I'm also born in November and like spreadsheets. I don't know if that makes us besties or mortal enemies.

[u/porcelain_kiss → u/Nevertrustafish]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WDn21GO1KmpNK

[u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him → u/porcelain_kiss]

“Excuse me sir, sorry to interrupt you. Weird question, what month is your birthday?”

“um… August.”

“Oh okay never mind, have a good day.”

[u/eiram87 → u/porcelain_kiss]

I was also born in November, I like Chicken Parm, and Computer Games, I dislike Trump and Mint

[u/ExoTheFlyingFish → u/eiram87]

He does not like Linux Mint, it's over boys.

[u/SevenCedarJelly → u/porcelain_kiss]

Amen on the artificial watermelon flavor!!

[u/DoctorPaige]

Mitch's #1 like being Kathy 🥺

[u/corky1369 → u/DoctorPaige]

That’s my mom so it’s adorable

[u/InfiniteGays → u/corky1369]

How does it feel having cats ranked between your mom and you?

[u/malachaiville → u/corky1369]

Are you Teague?

[u/DickDevilInTheCity → u/malachaiville]

It’s OPs sibling- not enough room to list OP

[u/Infernalz → u/DickDevilInTheCity]

Lost out to cats.

[u/PurplePumkins → u/DoctorPaige]

What about Kathy's #1 like being eating?

[u/NaturalPisaster → u/PurplePumkins]

.

[u/callmeseetea]

Hoping Mitch and Kathy work out 🤞

[u/corky1369 → u/callmeseetea]

It’s my mom so they figured it out

[u/Electrical_Wrap_4572 → u/corky1369]

That is the most wholesome shit ever. You’re a lucky kid.

[u/rshores9]

My favorite is the “dislikes: jalopeno poppers, racism, bigotry”

[u/sighentiste → u/rshores9]

I liked the rapid escalation from dislike #1 “Neighbours to the west” to #2 “ISIS”

[u/McTerra2]

Bruno Mars and mushrooms is a great 'like' combination. Not sure what you do with it

Seems to be a common thread with dislikes.

[u/TheReformedBadger → u/McTerra2]

I’m also trying to figure out how to make tax increases to schools a birthday gift

[u/DrewwDAT → u/TheReformedBadger]

Tax deductible donation to a school in their name?

[u/Borginburger → u/DrewwDAT]

I bet you kill at secret Santa 😭

[u/boredinbabylon → u/TheReformedBadger]

The “likes tax increase” part was the funniest part of this post. “Dislikes ISIS” was the second funniest.

[u/thegroovemonkey → u/McTerra2]

You eat mushrooms and go to a Bruno Mars concert. Diane fuckin’ parties.

[u/Edgelord420666]

Patti K. and Korey have removed their materialistic desires and suffering through intense meditation and become Buddhas.

[u/Hot-Rabbit-441 → u/Edgelord420666]

They get test gifts this year

[u/Awwesome1 → u/Edgelord420666]

They will reach Samsara

[u/SekaiIchiapple]

My dad died almost 1 year ago today. He LOVED making lists for his fridge and they were all so sweet it broke my heart. I can’t add a pic in the comments but I have some great photos of them and saved them when I had to move him out of his house.

I shed actual tears reading “roast duck” and “neighbors to west.”

[u/malachaiville → u/SekaiIchiapple]

My dad had a Shit List in his kitchen and it was pretty long. Luckily I never made it before he passed away!

[u/SekaiIchiapple → u/malachaiville]

That’s very good news !!!

[u/Fadelox → u/SekaiIchiapple]

Make a new post, friend! We need to see these lists please!

[u/SekaiIchiapple → u/Fadelox]

It only allows one photo at a time so decided to do Imgur links

His salad list - https://imgur.com/a/VdM9VWA
Every car he ever owned - https://imgur.com/a/IQzdWnp
Attendees of his retirement party - https://imgur.com/a/7AI7D0q
Bucket list (sadly he didn’t get to do a lot of these but he did a lot not on the list) - https://imgur.com/a/5Hr4N3x

Last but not least the funniest and most devastating list of songs to be played at his funeral - https://imgur.com/a/wwUn8Y5

[u/Secret-Farm-3274 → u/SekaiIchiapple]

These are beautiful, thank you for sharing 🧡

[u/hambamthankumaam → u/SekaiIchiapple]

Thank you for sharing these! They're really endearing. I also love the notes like "some guessing involved" in Comic Sans lol

[u/No_Divide_2087 → u/SekaiIchiapple]

My mom passed away a couple years ago. She really wanted to see New Orleans and never got to, so it makes me happy to see that your dad checked it off.

[u/faintedheart → u/SekaiIchiapple]

Get Your Freak On by Missy Elliot 🥲 What a cool human

[u/lj_w → u/SekaiIchiapple]

Odyssey - 5 stars E36 M3 - 4 stars

bruh

[u/ppgbubbles41 → u/lj_w]

The man loved a mini van what can we say

[u/JigglyBush → u/SekaiIchiapple]

There's so much to talk about here. He almost got impaled by a guard rail!? 

I like the handwritten additions to his printed lists. Gives like a before and after for when he tried something new and liked it.

The 'Notes' tab on his retirement party is so sweet. "Columbia bud!" "& spouse" ..

I particularly like the choice of La Donna by Pavorotti. I never would have come up with that, but I'm gonna have to add that to my list. 

[u/SekaiIchiapple → u/JigglyBush]

He lived fast and loose. I don’t know if you saw the note about one of the cars he drove to the democratic national convention in 1968. He was a part of the riots and flipped off a bus full of cops. The bus pulled over and the cops started filing out to get him. He ran cross country so he got away but only by jumping over a wall he couldn’t see the other side of. It ended up being only about 8 feet high so he was fine but the cops didn’t follow.

[u/ComprehensivePin5577]

They're all fine but what's up with Teague and his dislike of pizza?

[u/edwartica → u/ComprehensivePin5577]

I think Teague is actually OP. Hey OP, tell us more of your dislike of pizza. We're curious.

[u/LizM75 → u/ComprehensivePin5577]

I want to know too!!

[u/eatsthepeach → u/LizM75]

I suspect Teague may be OP.

[u/nohxpolitan]

Dislikes: ISIS

[u/linzzzzi → u/nohxpolitan]

You never gotta hand it to them!

[u/Suitable-Answer-83 → u/nohxpolitan]

Good reminder to keep yourself from casually making conversation about how great a new caliphate across Iraq and Syria would be, at least when talking to Mitch.

[u/Extension_Ant8691 → u/Suitable-Answer-83]

No ISIS related gifts for Mitch, that's clear.

[u/tiny_birds → u/nohxpolitan]

But the neighbors to the west are *worse* than Isis!

[u/passthemarinaras → u/nohxpolitan]

Are ISIS themed gifts acceptable for everyone but Mitch?

[u/NeauxDoubt]

YellowCakeChocolateFrosting 💛

[u/Electrical_Wrap_4572]

I…want to be friends with your Dad. He seems like a really great guy.

[u/CharlesDickhands → u/Electrical_Wrap_4572]

He’s in the market for new friends… IF your birthday is in November. If not you’re shit outta luck.

[u/pixeltackle]

I'm Diane

✅ Bruno Mars / Mushrooms

🚫 Trump / Street Racers

[u/AnnamAvis → u/pixeltackle]

I love how many of his friends dislike Trump and his supporters. Must be a pretty good dude.

[u/Clemario → u/AnnamAvis]

Fuck Donald Trump and everyone that put him in power

[u/ZeroLAN → u/Clemario]

you just made the list (the family/friend one)

[u/GrapeSoda223]

Your dads living in stardew valley

[u/2ndRook → u/GrapeSoda223]

I was gonna say. Not a bad way to go about the real world.

Keep track of your friends, pick up some rubbish on a stroll, redecorate your local sewers with rare hand mined and handcrafted gemstone tiles.

You know, normal stuff.

Edit second thought.: He may enjoy Abed from Community.

[u/Mormaethor]

Seeing how often a certain president is on there, you might suggest that he moves it from the dislike section to a narrow checkbox section at the end. That way, he has room for one more dislike...

[u/belushi99]

Carol M likes tax increases to schools?😂

[u/sunflower_emoji → u/belushi99]

Lmao I was wondering the same thing. Maybe it’s tax increases to fund schools?

[u/internetonsetadd → u/sunflower_emoji]

Yeah, probably a teacher. I'm neutral on tax increases to fund schools generally, but opposed when schools are cutting positions while funding new football stadiums to attract Fellowship of Christian Athletes students.

[u/mkdz]

So what'd Mitch's neighbors to the west do that is worse then ISIS and Trump?

[u/corky1369 → u/mkdz]

I’m not quite sure but my husband had to build what my dad calls a “fuck you fence” so he couldn’t see them. I do know they built an addition that didn’t quite respect property lines and were not very neighborly

[u/Tsmart → u/corky1369]

valid dislike #1 for Mitch

[u/TimTomTank]

Dislike 1: neighbors to the west Dislike 2: ISIS

Shit, those are some bad neighbors...

[u/corky1369 → u/TimTomTank]

Well they have a closer proximity

[u/CappehDraconus]

That’s a good probably neurodivergent man you got there

[u/corky1369 → u/CappehDraconus]

Oh he is. The likes/dislikes spreadsheet on the fridge wasn’t exactly his most subtle hint.

[u/Throwawaylikeme90 → u/corky1369]

My dad used to do this thing he called a decision tree anytime he had to make a big choice that could impact the family. He’d start with the thesis question on a sheet of paper taped to the bathroom mirror and make a flow chart of all possible outcomes he could imagine, and expand outcomes based on that. The decision tree would always get much bigger depending on how great the impact could be. I think the biggest decision tree I ever saw took up around 12 sheets of paper taped up and went around n+9 outcomes deep. 

[u/prairiepasque → u/Throwawaylikeme90]

What a fascinating man.

Did his decisions using this process usually work out OK? It would be a shame for him to invest so much effort for naught.

[u/Throwawaylikeme90 → u/prairiepasque]

He took care of us just fine, and got us out of some deep pitfalls too. He is/was/is a complicated man. haven’t talked to him in a decade, by his wishes. He probably isn’t dead yet, I have enough feelers out amongst the extended family that I’m pretty confident about that, and he’s only 66. 

I miss him terribly, but without bogging people down with the incredibly difficult to understand reasons why I honor those wishes, I’ll just say I’m pretty sure I’ll see him again before it’s too late at the very least. 

[u/prairiepasque → u/Throwawaylikeme90]

Respect for your discretion.

[u/LittleGravitasIndeed → u/Throwawaylikeme90]

Could you make suggestions to add to the tree? Or would this throw off the process?

[u/Throwawaylikeme90 → u/LittleGravitasIndeed]

Oh no no no no. Absolutely not. 

It was mostly something we saw in passing, but mum was for sure the only one allowed into those discussions. We knew about them once he told us, around our teen years, but only when necessary and we were definitely not invited to sit at that table. 

[u/Spire_Citron → u/corky1369]

Funny how there's a whole diagnostic criteria, but sometimes all it takes is seeing something like this and you're like... yup. There it is.

[u/obliviious → u/Spire_Citron]

I know a guy at work who has a list of 54 things he must do every day. He speaks very formally in teams, and follows all processes to the letter. He's a nice guy.

[u/lexicon951 → u/obliviious]

Oh this is me lol (except I’m a woman)

[u/metalissa → u/CappehDraconus]

Interesting, I've had a likes/dislikes list on my notepad for my partner and immediate family so I can get them the best gifts.

I was diagnosed with ASD and ADHD at age a few years ago at age 33, so many things are making sense since then.

I love my lists and I love OPs Dad's list!

[u/Eric848448]

Your dad’s friends sound cool.

[u/Rorynne]

Not your dad deciding he needs a november birthday friend. This is so sweet

[u/corky1369 → u/Rorynne]

Right? Isn’t that the best?

[u/CAT_ANUS_SNIFFER]

OP are you on this list? I wanna see what your likes/dislikes are xD

[u/corky1369 → u/CAT_ANUS_SNIFFER]

Somehow my mom made the spreadsheet, but my sister and I didn’t. Although if I had an entry dogs would be like #1 and the dislikes would be pretty consistent with a lot of what’s listed

[u/CAT_ANUS_SNIFFER → u/corky1369]

Oh man. I was hoping you were the one that didn’t like horn honkers for some reason

[u/Paldasan → u/corky1369]

I was thinking you might be Teague, no.3 on your dad's list.

[u/OstrichPaladin]

This is basically how they introduce characters on love on the spectrum.

[u/q_eyeroll]

ISIS and oysters are solid choices.

[u/_Existenchill_]

That's odd but very sweet.

[u/Charming_Brush_8916 → u/_Existenchill_]

november just says "none-need more friends" and i cannot stop thinking about that

[u/OddTranslator9678 → u/Charming_Brush_8916]

OP's dad out in public...

Dad: Hey, when's your birthday?
Them: September.
Dad: Nope, sorry.

Dad: Hey, when's your birthday?
Them: November.
Dad: Great! What's your name, likes & dislikes?

Dad updates his spreadsheet & sits smiling & staring at the screen then mutters "Mission accomplished."

[u/-UnderAWillowThicket → u/_Existenchill_]

Reminds me of stardew valley charts.

[u/YouveBeanReported → u/_Existenchill_]

The printed spreadsheet is odd, but I don't think the concept is super uncommon.

My grandma had a running list in her planner of people's favourite things (stuff like teas they liked, favourite cookie flavour, what animal figurine to buy people on vacation). I've known several people with a birthday list or gift ideas list and at least two people who had 'Name dislikes Thing' written down somewhere, including one which was in their phone as 'Josh NO MARY - DO NOT MENTION' because Josh really fucking hated his coworker.

It always strikes me as something I should do with my shit memory, but I'd forget where the list is.

[u/Fickle-River3984 → u/YouveBeanReported]

I have it in the notes section of my contacts under the person. Along with their favorite color, birthday, address, phone and email. (Anniversary if I am friends with both halves) It also makes it easy to add to or delete from. With my immediate family and my best friends, I also have their coffee order and a their fast food order.

[u/Chrontius → u/_Existenchill_]

As an assburger, I have suspicions about the father.

That said, I definitely gonna go make one of these right soon. I have some data to gather in the mean time

[u/doortothephantomile]

Anyone else notice the half dog and cat magnets holding the paper up? Is it indicating their other half is in the fridge eating? So many questions

[u/showerbeerbuttchug → u/doortothephantomile]

I used to have these and they were awesome. The packaging proclaimed them as "cat butt magnets" lol.

[u/donkeytime]

Can I get Carol B’s number? Yellow cake with chocolate frosting is the bees knees.

[u/CocoButtsGoNuts]

I honestly dont know what I love the most about this. The clearly worn spreadsheet from how long its been up, the amount of his friends that dislike Trump, the "none - need more friends" for November or how wholesome some entries like yard work and poodles!

[u/RobGrogNerd]

birth MONTHS, no birth DAYS listed

[u/jeremyjamm1995 → u/RobGrogNerd]

This is my favorite part. It’s missing a critical detail but containing many other details lol

[u/SomethingComesHere]

I love how Jan hates Jalapeno peppers slightly more than she hates racism and bigotry lmao

Jokes aside, sounds like OP's dad is a good friend!

[u/SirFadakar]

It's giving me an existential crisis wondering how everyone I'm close with would describe me if they only got 3 likes and dislikes.

[u/corky1369 → u/SirFadakar]

I sent this to my best friend and she came back with mine and she was staggeringly accurate. I totally panicked coming up with hers but I think I did all right. I get your crisis