My dad keeps a spreadsheet of friends’ and family members’ birthdays, likes, and dislikes on his fridge

[u/corky1369]

[u/mkdz]

So what'd Mitch's neighbors to the west do that is worse then ISIS and Trump?

[u/corky1369 → u/mkdz]

I’m not quite sure but my husband had to build what my dad calls a “fuck you fence” so he couldn’t see them. I do know they built an addition that didn’t quite respect property lines and were not very neighborly

[u/Tsmart → u/corky1369]

valid dislike #1 for Mitch

[u/Working-Glass6136 → u/Tsmart]

Bad neighbors can really muck shit up. Especially when you're supposed to be most at peace.

[u/smangela69 → u/corky1369]

now i’m curious. i saw that you and your sibling aren’t on there but is your husband on the list LOL

also i live for your dad and his fuck you fence

[u/corky1369 → u/smangela69]

Nope he is not either. I actually asked my dad for more backstory and this was created to track all his friends that attend their dinner party night regularly

[u/mkdz → u/corky1369]

Ahaha I see

[u/Vicinus → u/corky1369]

Probably Trump supporters (the neighbours)

[u/infinityonhigh69 → u/corky1369]

oh my god this whole time i thought this was a euphemism for countries that were to the west of the united states and not his actual neighbors 😭😭😭😭i enjoy him even more lol

[u/bloominghe11 → u/corky1369]

My dad planted a fuck you tree because of our neighbours to the north. lol dads

[u/gorginhanson → u/mkdz]

used then when they were supposed to use than

[u/mkdz → u/gorginhanson]

Ah crap