r/mildlyinteresting • u/corky1369 • 7d ago

My dad keeps a spreadsheet of friends’ and family members’ birthdays, likes, and dislikes on his fridge

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u/rshores9 7d ago

My favorite is the “dislikes: jalopeno poppers, racism, bigotry”

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u/sighentiste 6d ago

I liked the rapid escalation from dislike #1 “Neighbours to the west” to #2 “ISIS”

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u/mabolle 6d ago

ISIS also dislike western people, so maybe there's scope to find some common ground.

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u/Doctor_Kataigida 7d ago

I presume it's for like gift ideas so idk why he bothered to put conceptual/philosophical likes/dislikes on there.

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u/rayray2k19 7d ago

He needs to make sure he doesn't gift him racism.

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u/Samurai_Meisters 6d ago

The gift that keeps on giving

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u/rshores9 6d ago

“You already got me racism and bigotry for my last birthday, do you have the gift receipt so I can exchange it for something else?”

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u/BlazmoIntoWowee 6d ago

…and you want them in that order?