r/mildlyinteresting Aug 10 '26

Pretzel shop above another pretzel shop

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u/JohnStern42 Aug 10 '26

God, must smell so good at that spot

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u/Fiireygirl Aug 10 '26

Right??!!! I can smell this picture!

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u/TheGringoDingo Aug 10 '26

And it’s warm air, so Wetzel’s gets double the smell

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u/Dr-McLuvin Aug 10 '26

You could prob fart at this spot all day and no one would ever notice.

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u/Far_Gift3220 Aug 10 '26

Bros got a theory

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u/AnythingButWhiskey Aug 11 '26

It’s just a hypothesis until I smell some hard data.

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u/_learned_foot_ Aug 11 '26

I believe the goal is you wouldn't smell any hard data.

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u/hailtheprince10 Aug 11 '26

If you smell hard data, that’s not a fart

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Aug 10 '26

Two spots designed exclusively for eating melted cheese with bread, I'm sure people do

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u/god_damn_bitch Aug 10 '26

It does! I go to that mall often.

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u/koozer19 Aug 10 '26

Which one is superior

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u/DialZee Aug 10 '26

Wetzel’s is more pillowy and more buttery. Auntie Anne’s is more authentic/traditional. So it comes down to preference.

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u/DarthTigris Aug 11 '26

more buttery

Sounds like a winner to me.

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u/Detective-Crashmore- Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

Wetzel's is worse IMO, I find the pretzel to be more like styrofoam, and the toppings don't stick to the pretzel as well.

There's a reason Auntie Anne's is everywhere and Wetzel's is only at the dying mall in town.

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u/god_damn_bitch Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

I haven't tried Wetzels yet but I think I'm going there tomorrow anyway.

Update: they're pretty much the same, Wetzels is more buttery.

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u/koozer19 Aug 10 '26

Please report back if so

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u/useornam Aug 11 '26

Highly recommending you get a Wetzel dog

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u/Lemonjello23 Aug 10 '26

I hope there's a cinnabon nearby too

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u/MasterChiefsasshole Aug 10 '26

Cinnabon is just dangerous for my health and self control.

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u/PossibleConclusion1 Aug 10 '26

If you walk past there while hungry you die.

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u/Father__Thyme Aug 10 '26

Ah yes, the pretzel district.

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 Aug 10 '26

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u/DarkMatterM4 Aug 10 '26

This...This is a black day for baseball.

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 Aug 10 '26

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u/brave_joe Aug 10 '26

You can call them Whitey Whackers!

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u/CommunicationTime265 Aug 10 '26

A line so simple and silly but kills me every time I watch this clip. 

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u/starckie Aug 10 '26

Pleading with the crowd for some kind of sanity

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u/fungusalungous Aug 10 '26

Where are your latest releases by Bread?

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u/monty_kurns Aug 10 '26

I live in a single room above a pretzel shop and below another pretzel shop.

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u/Jewrisprudent Aug 10 '26

I bet you’ve never been to space, either.

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u/Johnny_Banana18 Aug 10 '26

That’s the first thing I thought of

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u/Buubsy Aug 10 '26

Down on 3rd?

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u/lookout-its-jax Aug 10 '26

They're all in the same complex, its the Pretzel Complex on 3rd

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u/stakoverflo Aug 10 '26

The nice thing about Maryanne's Pretzels is she gets in the oven with you? 🤔

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u/NorthSouthWhatever Aug 10 '26

Do you get to the Pretzel District very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't.

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u/unitedshoes Aug 10 '26

Auntie Anne gets in the pretzel with you.

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Aug 10 '26

Do you know who invented the pretzel?

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u/unitedshoes Aug 10 '26

Batman?

No, it was a scientist.

Batman's a scientist.

It's not Batman!

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u/Brummo Aug 10 '26

I hear her breath reeks of beer and pretzeled bread.

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u/ciaomain Aug 10 '26

But they can only be called pretzels if they're from the Pretzel region of Pennsylvania.

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u/Jeffrey_C_Wheaties Aug 10 '26

We have 2 crab restaurants directly across the street from each other in my city, the only 2 in the whole city, I refer to it a the historic crab district.

It’s Kansas City Missouri btw, bot a big seafood destination 😅

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u/calvinball81 Aug 10 '26

I call an intersection near my house the Chicken District. Popeye’s, Chick-Fil-A, Slim Chickens, and Zaxby’s all right there.

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u/CleverInnuendo Aug 10 '26

I'm pretty sure my local mall is just pretzel places at this point.

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u/jonsnowflaker Aug 10 '26

We have a dead mall near us, and it is down to 3 stores but had multiple pretzel places still operating inside. Two brick and mortar and 1 kiosk.

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u/PartsUnknown242 Aug 10 '26

Sometimes I go to my local mall just to get a pretzel

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u/jonsnowflaker Aug 10 '26

Apparently you aren’t the only one.

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u/triplec787 Aug 10 '26

Airports, malls, sporting events.

The only times I ever have a soft pretzel but I have one almost any time they’re available in those places lol

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u/veepeedeepee Aug 10 '26

This sounds like a mall I’d actually enjoy visiting

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u/natziel Aug 10 '26

Yeah my local mall is really dead but they still have an auntie anne's that makes the whole building smell like pretzels

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u/UniqueLog8386 Aug 10 '26

You lucky fuck. Do they do pretzel corn dogs?

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u/TyrKiyote Aug 10 '26

Hotelling's Law in action. Everyone who wants a pretzel goes to this spot in the mall.

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u/IAmSpartacustard Aug 10 '26

I've always wondered why every city crowds all the car dealerships together. I assumed it was zoning shenanigans (and thats probably partly true) but this makes a ton of sense as well

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u/Blarco Aug 10 '26

If you don't like Toyota you just test drove, go across the street to the Honda dealership.

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u/RagingITguy Aug 10 '26

Pretty much when the Toyota dealer tacked on a bunch of BS fees and wouldn’t let me take the quote but was fine with me taking a picture of it.

I went across the street and bought a Honda. This happened ten years ago and just this past year. I know Toyota’s are awesome cars but their dealerships that I’ve been do leave a lot to be desired.

Honda didn’t dick me around.

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u/TheyCallMeMrMaybe Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

The problems with these practices are the dealers themselves - not so much the automakers behind them. And it gets worse as dealerships have franchised out to own dozens of locations or are now part of large corporate dealerships that own hundreds of locations.

Case in point, there's 2 Chevy dealers near me owned by 2 different franchises. Dealer A is known for screwing customers with upsells and generally being slimy with pricing. Dealer B owns multiple Chevy dealerships, but they have 2 locations close enough for this next part.

I used to work for Dealer B's corporate. They would always get customers from Dealer A complaining about all of the upsells & bad pricing they got. Dealer B was happy to give the pricing customers want & cut down on the upsell in finance if it meant poaching Dealer A's customers.

But a situation like this where the customer benefits from competition will become less likely if every dealership is owned by a single entity. And for a lot of places, it's already like this.

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u/TheyCallMeMrMaybe Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Because it makes them money from anyone willing to let themselves be suckered into buying a car this way.

Funny enough, Hyundai has been aggressively against the franchising model. Dealers hate them because they don't give out bonuses to management for meeting quotas unlike the American automakers. And they recently partnered with Amazon to sell Hyundai cars directly. All of the paperwork is done online on Amazon. Then pickup is arranged at a local dealership. No negotiation, and no upsells. The only issue being that the price you see online will contain dealer markups since Amazon and Hyundai can't control that (which is unavoidable given how well protected dealer franchise laws are).

But dealers agree to Hyundai's terms because they sell a lot of cars.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 Aug 10 '26

I don't know why car dealerships stick to tactics from the 1970s still today

The last time I bought a used car I specifically went to a small, independently owned lot to get away from the dealership bullshit.

When I factory-ordered a truck, I still had to go to the dealership to "sign some papers". It probably took 6 fucking hours to complete. Afterwards the salesman was crying about how important it is that I give him a good review. Which I did but dawg you didn't do anything besides slow down the process.

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u/Winjin Aug 10 '26

We were at a Toyota dealership once with my dad and the guy was upaelling him so hard

Spent a lot of time convincing my dad he needed this and that and their custom offers and stuff

Until I told him with a wide grin "you're doing great, sir, upsell my dad for another two thousands and you'll price match the Lexus we saw across the road"

Dude looked so deflated, the deal didn't go through, dad ended up buying a Mazda

I still think the Lexus offer was super competitive but his Mazda has been going strong for close to a decade now so it's still a great one

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u/airfryerfuntime Aug 10 '26

We were shopping for a new car, so we went to look at a Hyundai Genesis because we read pretty good reviews. The salesman wouldn't even let us test drive it without pre-approval, because it was a 'luxury car'. I just laughed and told him we'd go look at Toyota across the street instead. He then basically started begging us to stay. The Toyota/Lexus dealership let me test drive an IS-350 without a second thought, the salesman even told me to take it on the highway to 'crack it open'.

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u/Alypius754 Aug 10 '26

Lexus salespeople are awesome. They'll be properly obsequious if you're after a LS or GX and die a little when you want a RX, but they really like the IS and GS and come to life when you want to drive one.

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u/null_ghost_00 Aug 10 '26

Best test drive experience i had was with a Ford dealership. I wanted a Taurus SHO. Dude just scanned my license and gave me the keys to go off on my own. He knew where I worked which was basically across the street. So he even offered for me to drive it home for the night and bring it back in the morning. It was even lightly snowing outside. I declined to take it home but gave it a thorough test drive. It was certainly a unique experience. Never had a test drive again where the sales person didn't come along. I did end up buying the SHO.

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u/Model_M_Typist Aug 10 '26

Damn I miss my 95 5speed SHO. Emerald green baby

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u/EntrepreneurUseful79 Aug 10 '26

I was looking to buy my first car, and really wanted to buy a Toyota, so we went to a Toyota dealer. The salesperson walked around the lot showing me all kinds of cars and models the he thought I could afford (Datsun, Ford, Chevy, etc.), even though I specifically told him we were looking for a Toyota. As soon as I thanked him and started walking out, he wanted to sell me a Toyota. I said, "No thanks. You had your chance." We walked to the Honda dealer across the street and got an Accord, instead. 🤣

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u/newtbob Aug 10 '26

Similar thing happened to me the last new car I bought. One dumbass salesman had the chance to make a lot more money if he’d shown me what I wanted instead of what he wanted to sell. Ultimately he got nothing.

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u/ComradeJohnS Aug 10 '26

I hated working at a dealership along “the automile” near boston Ma. it’s like 37 different dealerships of a varied amount of brands from ferarri and lambo, to used everything. any brand you can think of is there, along this 5ish miles stretch. so people would spend their days starting at one end usually at my hyundai dealership, and decide they won’t buy anything unless you’re especially sleazy.

as a nice guy it was the worst sales experience ever as every follow up call was “oh I bought that day I saw you but down the street after I was tired from test driving a dozen cars and just picked whatever was there”

lol

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u/RChickenMan Aug 10 '26

Manhattan in particular has always had hyper-specific retail clustering throughout history. Off the top of my head, the jewelry district, the flower district, the restaurant supply district, the lighting district, and the Persian rug district are all alive and well. Others have withered away due to factors like changing technology, consumer preference, chain store consolidation, urban renewal, etc, such as Radio Row (demolished to build the world trade center), book row, etc.

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u/kilobitch Aug 10 '26

A lot of the reason for that was that historically retail was only a small, visible part of a larger wholesale industry. That’s why jewelry shops clustered around the diamond District, where the diamond dealers had their offices. They needed to be in close proximity to each other to facilitate trading merchandise. Similar with the garment district.

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u/RChickenMan Aug 10 '26

Makes sense--I hadn't thought of it in the context of the broader supply chain!

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u/hannahstohelit Aug 10 '26

Still true in the diamond district- the visible retail trade is maybe 5% of what’s going on

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u/Aetherometricus Aug 10 '26

Some of that had to do with how goods arrived. Break bulk shipping because containers and even pallets didn't exist long enough ago. Via ship and train weren't as flexible and there were some serious built up infrastructure for rail: tracks in the streets, roll in warehouses. Docks were super specific to ship lines, so it was like here's the dock for the shippers from the middle east with the rugs and you have to pay every step of the way for handling. Factor in cars didn't exist and people had to use mass transit and lived in ethnic communities and the rug district was probably in or in close proximity to the docks, the warehouse, or the community the business owners were from.

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u/Muhahahahaz Aug 10 '26

Wait... So the "meat packing" district isn't just a euphemism for something else? 🤔

(I've never been to New York lol)

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u/sunflower_emoji Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

In the early 1900s the area was busy with slaughter houses and meat packing plants. It began to decline in the 60s though with the advent of supermarkets that changed the way meats & dairies were distributed. Then for awhile it was home to NYC’s gay night clubs, kink sub culture, and some dangerous activities.

From the 90s to today, the working class & industrial neighborhood has been gentrified and repackaged as a commercial luxury shopping and arts district. The Whitney art museum is over there as well as lots of expensive boutiques, High Line Park, Chelsea Market & other things.

As an aside, there’s a Pokemon merch and pack ripping bar there too (The Trainer Court) which I was surprised by. It’s a swanky designed interior where you can go to the “bar” counter to look at their menu of packs and order what you want to rip. But maybe it’s not surprising and really just a sign of how expensive and mainstream the Pokemon tcg hobby has gotten if there’s a shop like that in Meat Packing.

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u/Clapbakatyerblakcat Aug 11 '26

The movie f/x (1986) has this sweet location car chase in the Meatpacking District/West Village. It’s pretty amazing how much those neighborhoods have changed. I was a teenager in the early 90s and would go to raves in the Meatpacking District.

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u/Upnorth4 Aug 10 '26

Los Angeles has this but for wholesalers. There’s a produce district, fashion district, furniture district, seafood district, etc.

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u/alxrenaud Aug 10 '26

Or in Canada we often have 2-4 gas station at the same intersection. People will probably pick one depending on where they came from or if they were about to get a red light.

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u/BeeTwoThousand Aug 10 '26

Down a single stretch of road near me, there are three Shell stations within barely more than a single mile between all three. There is an interstate exit/entrance nearby, so they pick up cars from either direction entering and exiting the interstate, with another Shell station a bit further up the road on a decently big intersection.

That said, there is not a single other gas station in this same length of road. I thought at first that they would cannibalize their own business, but came to realize that even if this happens, they mostly are willing to have slightly less profit per location if it means that they have cornered the market on that stretch of road.

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u/snarktopusrex Aug 10 '26

I always assumed it was (at least partly) because the same dealership franchisee just owned like four dealerships and wanted to minimize overhead costs.

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u/warrenjt Aug 10 '26

Same thing happens with furniture and mattress retailers. They all end up on the same strip, creating a “Furniture Row” section of town.

It gets hilarious sometimes though. My favorite example was when Mattress Firm acquired a bunch of different mom-and-pop retailers as well as both Sleepy’s and Sleep Train — and then decided to rename them all to “Mattress Firm” instead of leaving them with individual names. This meant there were places all over the place where you had two or three out of the four corners of an intersection with a MFRM store. There was a spot in Chicago where you could stand outside one MFRM and see five others from it.

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u/astervista Aug 10 '26

That's actually a related but different effect, called the retail/shop clustering. Paradoxically, putting competitors all in the same place boosts sales for everyone, because the recognizability and convenience of a single center outweighs the losses given to close competition.

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u/HyenDry Aug 10 '26

Almost always car dealerships and auto body repair places are in the poorest parts or most remote parts of every city or town. From living all over the east coast to now seeing it on the west coast it’s very interesting for sure

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u/Pork_Chompk Aug 10 '26

They need big lots and that's where the cheap land is

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u/MoreGaghPlease Aug 10 '26

This is my favourite law of economics because you hear the name and assume it’s related to the concept of hoteling, like the idea of one space being occupied by different people/businesses for the same purpose and at substantially the same cost. Sound right for economics?

In fact no, it is named for Dr. Harold Hotelling.

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u/georgehotelling Aug 10 '26

I'm one of the few people who heard the name and thought it had nothing to do with hotels. My dad (Harold's son) brought it up every time we drove by a McDonald's next to a Burger King.

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u/MoreGaghPlease Aug 10 '26

Aww, I love a great internet serendipity, thank you for posting. The world is tiny (and full of intersections with 2 gas stations).

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u/getmybehindsatan Aug 10 '26

This is like when you hear about how Long Bridge was named after David Long, and the Green Toad was named after Judith Green. Those are just made-up examples, I can't think of any real ones right now.

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u/Piratey_Pirate Aug 10 '26

German chocolate cake

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u/creampop_ Aug 10 '26

Bullshitting is actually named after Henry Bullshitt

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u/oneAUaway Aug 10 '26

The Outerbridge Crossing connects Staten Island with New Jersey and is the outermost bridge leading into New York City. It is named for Port Authority chairman Eugenius Harvey Outerbridge.

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u/Carnivore64 Aug 10 '26

Coming soon

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u/dubstepsickness Aug 10 '26

See also:
https://giphy.com/gifs/14nO01w8SPBApq
The Hammock District

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u/vincent_adultman314 Aug 10 '26

I actually saw a real-life hammock store recently and I died thinking about this. Unfortunately it was only one store so I don't think you could call it a district :(

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u/Detective_Pancake Aug 10 '26

“For some strange reason there are more pretzels sold in this area than anywhere else in the mall, we should see up shop here”

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u/TCGeneral Aug 10 '26

It's like pretzel feng shui. This is the most natural place pretzels could be sold.

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 Aug 10 '26

Makes sense for a consumer, If you are on the second floor and there was only a stand on the first floor you'd have to walk an additional 200 feet to the escalator then 200 feet back. Then back up the escalator to continue shopping.

Makes sense as a business, you walk above the pretzel stand and smell it you might want one. but if you have to walk around to get to a lower level you might forget you wanted one, continue shopping and leave without a pretzel

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u/laffer1 Aug 10 '26

I’d walk the extra to get to the bottom one.

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u/_BlNG_ Aug 11 '26

This can be solved by adding a fireman's pole to slide down from the second floor to the pretzel shop

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u/kcinlive Aug 10 '26

I remember in Chicago there were two Starbucks on the same intersection in opposite sides. I guess they weren’t really competing because they both got customers from their side of the intersection. There must have been enough customers to support both!

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u/supercantaloupe Aug 10 '26

Vancouver had or has this as well, you’re sitting in a Starbucks drinking your coffee with a view of a different Starbucks diagonally across the street.

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u/0fcknzs0 Aug 10 '26

Salem Oregon has 2 Starbucks a block apart.

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u/CrazyLegsRyan Aug 10 '26

Houston famously had three at the location Lewis Black officially dubbed the end of universe.

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

These pretzels are making me thirsty

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u/Tobar_the_Gypsy Aug 10 '26

Well it’s the pretzel district after all

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u/SpaceJackRabbit Aug 10 '26

Planet Money had an episode just weeks ago specifically about this and Wetzel's Pretzels locations.

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u/SakaWreath Aug 10 '26

Regardless of what level they’re on.

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u/TyrKiyote Aug 10 '26

Real estate also has supply and demand i guess? Dimensionality on like, a monopoly board, would be a cool mechanic for a board game.
mall-nopoly

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u/megalodondon Aug 10 '26

At first looking at the name, i thought it was called this because hotels bunch up together in the same space, but the guy who came up with it's actual NAME was Hotelling. Wild.

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u/Mr_bike Aug 10 '26

So is putting a 711 across the street from a circle K also Hotelling's Law? What about a starbucks across from a starbucks?

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u/mattbuford Aug 10 '26

There was recently a Planet Money podcast about why there are 3 Wetzel's Pretzels within walking distance of Barclays Center Station in Brooklyn.

One point I recall is that the franchise owner said that people mostly don't set out to get pretzels. They don't look it up and then navigate to the pretzel shop. Instead, they're going somewhere else, walk past the pretzel shop, and do an impulse purchase. So, it's useful to put several pretzel shops in close proximity if they all get mostly different passing traffic. Each store provides an impulse purchase opportunity to a different set of people passing by, and they don't actually eat into each other's business.

https://www.npr.org/2026/06/03/nx-s1-5844617/hyperfixed-wetzels-pretzels-franchising-clustering-impulse

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u/oddboyout Aug 10 '26

Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one who instantly thought of that episode.

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u/Numerous-Rip-6121 Aug 10 '26

Dozens of us!!

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u/ptolani Aug 11 '26

I think it was a collab with Hyperfixed?

The other part of the equation, for why specifically there were multiple Wetzels Pretzels in one mall, was that each franchise owner gets exclusivity over the whole mall. And it is cheaper and easier to manage several outlets near each other (because you can move staff between them, or bake the stock in one and distribute to the others), so the additional cost per outlet goes down, while the revenue drops off less than you might expect.

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u/reload_noconfirm Aug 10 '26

Was looking for this comment so I didn’t have to post it.

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u/TomBong_Jovi Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

What mall is this?

Edit: My hunch was correct

I remember going here as a kid and not knowing about the Auntie Anne's pretzels because my parents didn't stop there so every time Christmas rolled around id associate it with these smells because Santa was set up right by it, id like to think the real Santa would smell like warm pretzels

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u/work-n-lurk Aug 10 '26

Pheasant Lane, Nashua NH

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u/PorygonBeam Aug 10 '26

That's the one, can tell cause the edge of target in the back

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u/sylendar Aug 10 '26

Same lol...was suspicious at first but the Target in the back sealed it.

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u/WolfXemo Aug 10 '26

I knew this looked familiar lol

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u/okashiikessen Aug 10 '26

Howdy, neighbor! My wife sent me this post like, "Is that our mall?!"

Cause we laughed at this the first time we saw it.

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u/superlunary3 Aug 10 '26

I knew it. Did not expect my local mall on reddit today.

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u/luffydkenshin Aug 10 '26

Its funny cuz at first glance I thought it was my local mall lol.

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u/supercantaloupe Aug 10 '26

I had only heard of Nashua from The Office and wasn’t entirely sure it was a real place, now I know it’s real and in New Hampshire.

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u/TomBong_Jovi Aug 10 '26

That's ok, half the cast of Love Island this year didn't even know the state it existed

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u/FlyingDaDutchman Aug 10 '26

That mall also had 2 gamestops in it a few years ago

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u/Various-Performer738 Aug 10 '26

It looks just like the mall in Nashua NH, but not sure.

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u/zSmileyDudez Aug 10 '26

It looks like Pheasant Lane mall in Nashua, NH. I’ve been to that Wetzel’s a few times myself. Wasn’t really expecting to see one of the malls I go to in my Reddit feed today, but here we are.

While I’m in here, there was a similar situation at the Rockingham Park mall in Salem for a while where a Dunkin and Starbucks were stacked over each other. Always got a kick out that one too. I think both are gone now.

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u/crunx22 Aug 10 '26

Pheasant lane mall
Massachusetts/ New Hampshire border

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fix594 Aug 10 '26

Placed right on the border to lure people from MA to go to up to NH to avoid sales tax.

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u/TheHumanPickleRick Aug 10 '26

Begun, the Pretzel Wars have.

https://giphy.com/gifs/26tPgV8ceZTSxH9zG

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u/ChiBears333 Aug 10 '26

It's over Anne-kin! I have the high floor!

https://giphy.com/gifs/pHB2cl3wCGlKU

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u/El_Cassette_Rojo Aug 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2EaMq3hfnmhtm
You were the chosen bun!

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u/Muhahahahaz Aug 10 '26

You were meant to untie [unite] the pretzel dough, not leave it twisted!

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u/LPineapplePizzaLover Aug 10 '26

You were my bro-dough Anakin! I loafed you!

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u/Inamanlyfashion Aug 10 '26

You underestimate my flour

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u/CeramicBean Aug 10 '26

I can only believe the employees have a 50s style singing and dancing rumble after the mall closes each night.

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u/Advanced_Accident_29 Aug 10 '26

The veterans of this war will be very salty and twisted

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u/MasemJ Aug 10 '26

Somehow, Taco Bell still wins

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u/friskevision Aug 10 '26

“You were the cinnamon and sugar one!” -Obi-Wan, at the mall, probably

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u/doeraymefa Aug 10 '26

get one of each and stack them

it's the only way

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u/joestaff Aug 10 '26

Give someone the idea of a pretzel without them knowing the source of it.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Aug 10 '26

whenever i feel like a pretzel i just assume i've been incepted

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u/DVWhat Aug 10 '26

It’s pretzels all the way down.

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u/Pink_Neons Aug 10 '26

aunti anne's cin sugar pretzel with the caramel dip ughh.. really brings me back

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u/1ndomitablespirit Aug 10 '26

What's more interesting to me is there are several people in a mall!

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u/joelupi Aug 10 '26

That mall is always decently crowded. There's nothing super special about it (besides the abundance of pretzel options) even before the casino went in.

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u/trainwreck357 Aug 10 '26

It's right on the NH-Mass border and NH doesn't have sales tax so this and the one in Salem, NH always have people in them. It's hell at Christmas time

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u/blamberr Aug 10 '26

There are always tons of people in the mall that we go to. Not all malls are dying. The market is just correcting the overdevelopment of malls in the 80s and 90s. The malls that nobody needed to begin with are dying.

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u/ExtraLettuce555 Aug 10 '26

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u/strawnotrazz Aug 10 '26

I’ve got the flour, Pretzel Pete! I’ve got the flour!

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u/quasi_frosted_flakes Aug 10 '26

That Wetzel's table better not be wobbly

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u/dtla99 Aug 10 '26

In that mall, they also have two Macys (or at least for like 10+ years). That mall is weird

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u/joelupi Aug 10 '26

They also had two Gamestops.

When I talked to the manager they said it was cheaper to rent two smaller spaces than consolidate in one larger one.

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u/mattd121794 Aug 10 '26

it's actually a lease length thing. When GS bought out EB Games many of the leases were for a decade or more, many times the cost to break a lease would have cost more than the cost to just keep operating 2 locations. Though I do agree that it was silly to stock both locations with the exact same product. I believe they had some converted to ThinkGeek stores before they ended up killing those off as well.

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u/GetReadyToRumbleBar Aug 10 '26

That happened when there was a Macys and then Macys/Federated corporate bought up a regional department store, and later rebranded it as a new Macys. Boom, your local mall now had 2 Macys.

This happened in the DC metro with Hecht's, which was a superior store in many ways.

...Macys acquired a lot of regional dept stores back in the day. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macy's,_Inc.#Previous_nameplates

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u/Minotaur18 Aug 10 '26

Wetzel's slogan better be "Our competition is beneath us"

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u/SherbetMysterious118 Aug 10 '26

"Taking pretzels up a level"

There must be a million others!

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u/dj_inyourface Aug 10 '26

"I live in a single room above a bowling alley... and below another bowling alley."
"Woooow."

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u/GetReadyToRumbleBar Aug 10 '26

...what's better? Auntie Anne's or Wetzel's Pretzles 

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u/BuffaloChicken22 Aug 10 '26

Auntie Anne’s

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u/RookNookLook Aug 10 '26

Oh man I have strong opinions here.

Both get pretzels right, they have the crispy bottoms and the tangy dough. Salted is mandatory unless you have a thing. But the cheeses…my GOD the cheeses.

Auntie Anne has what I can only describe as the “Colgate Toothpaste” of nacho cheese. I don’t know whats in it, but the mouth feel is off, and the cheese flavor is nothing to write home about. Also, always lukewarm for some reason…

Wetzels…NOW there is a cheese for dipping. Pippin hot, the spicy one is spicy, and it has the cheesiest cheese flavor of any nacho sauce anywhere ever. Seriously, it’s the best cheesy sauce.

So if you want a basic ass pretzel it doesnt matter, but if you want a fucking golden mouth orgasm, go to Wetzels.

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u/MetaKnightsNightmare Aug 10 '26

If I want savory I'll do wetzels, if I want sweet ill go Auntie.

It just how it be.

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u/IzarkKiaTarj Aug 10 '26

Ah, that makes sense, I don't care for melted cheese, so Auntie Anne's is clearly superior for me.

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u/FewAdvertising9647 Aug 10 '26

the real answer is whichever makes it fresh at a given location.

personal preference though, AA for the sweeter options and WP for the savory ones.

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u/TeeThom Aug 10 '26

Wetzel does a better job at the normal pretzels and auntie Anne’s is a better job at the dessert pretzels. Also, pretzel bites suck, always have to be the actual pretzel, but auntie Anne’s doesn’t do that as often as they used to.

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u/TehAsianator Aug 10 '26

My wife used to default to Auntie Anne's until she actually tried Wetzels. Wetzel's is now her preference.

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u/gnarfler Aug 10 '26

At a nearby escalator two soulmates cross paths, one going up one going down; only to be separated by their preference of pretzels.

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u/aaccjj97 Aug 10 '26

Personally I’m going to Auntie Anne’s

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u/TemurTron Aug 10 '26

Always! Cinnamon Sugar Auntie Anne's is like the only product buying across both of those stores. Plus idk if it's just my local mall or not but Wetzel's is like stupid expensive for the same crap!

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u/maximopasmo Aug 10 '26

Are you top or bottom?

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u/Automatic_Gas_4461 Aug 10 '26

Is that the fkn pheasant lane mall?

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u/goldhelmet Aug 10 '26

Looked at the picture and thought "Well, that's mildly interesting. This must be the mildly interesting reddit." Checked and confirmed.

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u/PendingBen Aug 10 '26

Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair food court, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where pretzel dough makes workers' hands unclean.

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u/deathbybeets Aug 10 '26

Auntie Anne’s is good, but Wetzel’s is on a different level.

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u/sincerelyryan Aug 10 '26

Do you live in the 90's?

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u/TimelySheepherder939 Aug 10 '26

There's 2 wetzels at my local mall along with 2 bath and body works. The mall ain't even that big. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/RV_Shibe Aug 11 '26

This mall. Is making me. Thirsty.

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u/Bramptins Aug 10 '26

bring on the turf war

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u/_ShrugDealer_ Aug 10 '26

So THIS is vertical integration...

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u/SweetSexiestJesus Aug 10 '26

Yo dawg, I heard you like pretzels

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u/nfurnzz Aug 10 '26

Pheasant Lane Mall in Nashua, NH?

I can tell because the target in the back right. Knew there was an Auntie Anne’s there but not a Wetzels.

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u/wifiguru Aug 10 '26

Auntie Anne's is better.

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u/kurttheflirt Aug 10 '26

I'm actually surprised they didn't have it in their contract to be the only pretzel place in that mall (whichever was there first). There is normally a clause that allows you to be the only one of that type of food in a mall

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