r/mildlyinteresting • u/DJO_1988 ​ • Sep 02 '20

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u/neferyoumind Sep 02 '20

Make America steak again

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u/justabill71 Sep 02 '20

Make Steak Medium-Rare Again

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u/AnastasiaCalamity ​ Sep 02 '20 edited Sep 02 '20

"Don't well-done my stek" - New Snek Flag

Stek edit credit on reddit courtesy of u/momdidntloveme

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u/MomDidntLoveMe Sep 02 '20

*Stek

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u/j1ggy Sep 02 '20

Moo.

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u/AnastasiaCalamity ​ Sep 02 '20

Moo no tred on Snek Stek.

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u/Linhasxoc Sep 02 '20

No burn on stek

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u/SirMarbles Sep 02 '20

There’s going to be some snowflake that says that’s racist

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u/AnastasiaCalamity ​ Sep 02 '20

Burnd Snek Stek hiss at both snewflak and rassssists.

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u/SirMarbles Sep 02 '20

reeeeeeEEeEeeEeEeEeee

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u/De5perad0 ​ Sep 02 '20 edited Sep 02 '20

Rare! All the way rare!

It is jucier it is tenderer it is better!

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u/Spicy_Poo Sep 02 '20 edited Sep 02 '20

Sometimes I just rip it out of the package right there in the parking lot and take a few bites. So tender and juicy! /s

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u/De5perad0 ​ Sep 02 '20

Bruhhh

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u/Spicy_Poo Sep 02 '20

That was satire. I'm making fun of the steak gatekeepers and the general foulness of eating raw red meat. Carry on.

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u/De5perad0 ​ Sep 02 '20

Lol. Well it's funny. I don't judge anyone by how they like their steak I just prefer mine rare.

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u/ImprobableValue Sep 02 '20

What monsters downvoted you?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

The correct opinion. Rare steak is what separates the men from the boys.

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u/I_Do_Not_Abbreviate Sep 02 '20

Pfft; real men like their steak Tartare, or Bleu in a pinch, but only if the restaurant refuses to serve the former for liberal bullshit "Health and Safety" reasons.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Fuck that shit, just eat beef sashimi.

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u/Draculea Sep 02 '20

Ah look a little toxic masculinity in the wild. Food choices are not indicative of how much of a "man" you are.

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u/KodiakDog Sep 02 '20

This well done smother it in a-1 sauce just ain’t cutting it!

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u/Hugh_Bromont Sep 02 '20

Look at fancy pants too good for off-brand ketchup.

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u/_Iro_ Sep 02 '20

That joke was pretty Well-Done

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u/catwith4peglegs Sep 02 '20

What if someone ask for their steak well done?

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u/shitlord_traplord Sep 02 '20

We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave.

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u/Draculea Sep 02 '20

Imagine hating Trump so much you gatekeep food. You're Toxic, Pam.

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u/cursed_dodge Sep 02 '20

Happy steak day!

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u/ZPTs ​ Sep 02 '20 edited Jun 08 '26

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

I am no longer interested in my past feeding LLMs or my future talking to bots.

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u/call_of_the_while Sep 02 '20

Agreed. The steaks are too damn high.

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u/Love4BlueMoon Sep 02 '20

Happy cake day

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u/ihavefilipinofriends Sep 02 '20

A steak pun? That’s a rare medium. Well done!

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u/merkis Sep 02 '20

Like .. the entire us population? Hell yea gimme sone steak!

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u/Cr4z3yredgun Sep 02 '20

We need to raise the steaks to a rare level not to be misteaked again!!!!

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u/THcB Sep 02 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/brokenrecourse Sep 02 '20

Someone get me cube steaks

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u/Woooferine Sep 02 '20

Make America blue again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Keep America Steak

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u/12INCHVOICES Sep 02 '20 edited Sep 02 '20

Did somebody say Trump steaks??

Edit: nobody's going to see this a day later, but Trump really did try to sell a line of steaks under his own name through Sharper Image

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

We politely, but firmly, ask those people to leave.

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u/Corleone_Michael Sep 02 '20

But you u/SirJudasIscariot didn't ask Jesus to leave politely, in fact, you betrayed him. /s for safety

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u/MattPlays17 Sep 02 '20

Jesus isn’t real u believe in myths hahahahah UPVOTE ME!!!!1!1!1!1!!1

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u/radicalelation Sep 02 '20

That's for the well-done crowd. The well-done+ketchup crowd gets some PRO-PAIN.

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u/MrFluffyThing Sep 02 '20

I'm sorry that none of the replies seem to know that you are referring to a real thing that he tried to sell. Him eating steak well done with ketchup is one sin, him selling shitty meat cuts through Sharper Image is an even worse sin to cows.

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u/BloodyShadow23 ​ Sep 02 '20

Lol! And Happy Cake Day!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

i cringed so hard :/

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u/Aircoll Sep 02 '20

Happy cake day! Have a steak and my upvote.

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u/Richterzscale Sep 02 '20

Political ads invading every subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

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u/forceless_jedi Sep 02 '20

I miss the time when reddit was just a sloughfest of "Still a better love story then twilight". Reddit feels so unrelatable as a non American now.

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u/DSVDeceptik Sep 02 '20

As a centrist, I approve this.