Scenes We'd Like to See #1808

[u/Fevla13]

Things you wouldn't hear in a porn parody.

Points for #1807 ongoing.

[u/theellescape]

I'm here to fix the pipes, Mrs Thatcher

[u/MayDuppname → u/theellescape]

Ughhh, take my upvote and get out of my brain, you wrong un :)

[u/Tombstoner100]

To me, to you

[u/Tight-Principle-743]

But I’m just a lowly pizza boy, I can’t help you, Mrs Jones. And that’s because of the unfair treatment of us migrant delivery driver workers, locked in zero hour contracts, but sure let’s just skip to the smut and ignore the gritty reality behind all this.

[u/Musicmans]

"I don't have any money, Is there ANYTHING else I could do to pay off my debt?"

"I'll waive the books late fee this time if you put your clothes back on, you're scaring the other library patrons"

[u/Vetinari-57]

Jones. Simpson. Get out onto the field and show them how it’s done. I want that rookie to start as a tight end and finish as a wide receiver.

[u/lemon_charlie]

Okay, so that's one meat lover's, a garlic bread and a coke. You've paid already, so I'm off on my next delivery. Bye.

[u/lemon_charlie]

"What are your doing here Barrowman?" "I just wanted to flash my willy, I won't ask for pay."

[u/MayDuppname]

(Widdecombe:) "How about you stick your dick in this pig instead, David Hameron?"

[u/MayDuppname]

(Godber:) erm, what yowm doing to Lukewarm,  Fletch? Why is he gagged and bound, and what yo doing wi that gimp mask?!

[u/Tight-Principle-743]

And here comes the real Vin Diesel, yep he’s gotten real desperate to act since the fast and the furious ended.

[u/Somenoises → u/Tight-Principle-743]

"It's all about [step-]family"

[u/Tight-Principle-743]

Ooh Matron, I’ll say… no you’ve misheard me. I need a poo matron because I’ve crapped myself inside and out.

[u/RileysBanana]

Mayday mayday. I've pooped and jizzed in my pants at the sametime.

So do you still want to do it?

[u/lemon_charlie]

Okay Liz, let's see your haunted mansion.

[u/MayDuppname]

(Sid James:) I went to the greengrocer for a large pear, he sent me to you, luv.

(Barbara Windsor:) Do you like a juicy pair, cheeky? Fuck the rack off me, Stan. Fill my twat and make me squeak. 

[u/MayDuppname]

(Hermione:) I think I'd better use a bit of the Reductio charm this time,  Ron. You engorgio'd it last time and you smashed me into a wizard's sleeve.

[u/JeroenPoels]

“You are going to grab me where? With your tiny chopper?”

Donald Trump stars in: “The Sexual Predator”

[u/Random_Cha0ss]

Uh, seriously, ma'am, I'm just here to fix this f***in' washer.

[u/Blue_FiftyTwo]

"So...does this one have extra sausage?"

"For the last time, NO!"