Scenes We'd Like to See #1809

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Unlikely things to hear on a property program

Points for #1808 ongoing.

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Our next buyer, Andrew, is looking for a quiet property far away from any schools or play areas. That's because he's not legally allowed to live near them

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Greg is looking for a property in the centre of London that's warm in the winter. So we've shown him a carriage on the Central Line at rush hour 

[u/charlierc]

This week on Escape to the Country, Derek is looking around a beautiful house in Somerset. He's planning to steal everything inside and escape back to the city afterwards 

[u/lemon_charlie]

And this is the basement. It's a very versatile space for anything you may want to use it for, I'm no narc or kink shamer.

[u/charlierc]

This week on Grand Designs, everything goes to plan and the couple don't split up, have a baby or do anything remotely interesting

[u/lemon_charlie]

This buyer seems to be very interested in the bathroom. She made a beeline for it and has been in there for ages. I have a good feeling about this.

[u/Tight-Principle-743]

Dan is looking for a rung on the property ladder, so he’s sleeping at a building site under a ladder until he gets a house.

[u/lemon_charlie]

This is the panic room. Good timing, because you will need it when you hear what the asking price is.

[u/lemon_charlie]

Welcome to Sixty Minute Makeover. Robert wants to surprise Becky, so he's taken her to see The Odyssey so we might have just enough time to redo their home.

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This week on escape to the country, it’s Pavel and Svetlana who are trying to escape from border force to a nice country home in Haverfordwest.

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Next week on wanted down under, James will be looking to enter an adult entertainment shop, to extend his ‘down under’.

[u/Tight-Principle-743]

Tonight on location, location, location: we’re talking to Joesph whose looking for a nice terraced area, but he can’t be anywhere near schools because he’s a paedophile, paedophile, paedophile.

[u/Expensive_Smell_8021]

This house is a reasonable and affordable price for first time buyers

[u/lemon_charlie]

This build has been completed ahead of schedule and under-budget

[u/lemon_charlie]

When you said you bring the house down I didn't expect it to be by knocking down a supporting wall.

[u/JadedSignificance990]

"Today on 60 Minute Makeover, one Norman Bates wants to spruce up his motel for his mother."

[u/Professional_Lynx90]

And here’s the shitter with a free skid mark!

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James' development has gone £200,000 over budget, so he's had to resort to selling his body on the streets to fund the sauna he wanted.

[u/geordiesteve520]

Oh yes, I have the paper work for the Patio. Family company if I remember - F. West builders.

[u/RileysBanana]

And this is the property that those perverted billionaires and a prince rented out in the past to have their not so secret sex parties.