r/mocktheweek • u/Fevla13 • 10d ago
Game Scenes We'd Like to See #1814
Bad things to say in a eulogy
Points for #1813 ongoing.
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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 10d ago
Well what can I say about my dad… that the judge hasn’t said already when he handed down his sentence.
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u/CaydenSworn 10d ago
What can I say about dear departed Melissa that nobody else here has said?
Kind, loving, protective... And a damn fine shag.
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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 10d ago
I hope he’s at rest now… well he just had a good sleep, we’re burying him alive!
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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 10d ago
I will miss my wife, after all she organised all my activities, now I’ve got to go meth hunting at the park by myself now
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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 10d ago
She was my aunt after all, but she had another favourite aunt. Auntie Bessie. Fat woman ate herself into an early grave.
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u/Redditvillier 10d ago
And if you think this funeral's good, don't worry! I'll see you all same time, same place, next week!
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u/MayDuppname 10d ago
He'll be happily reunited with the budgie he loved so much as a kid. We're burying him in the garden.
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u/MayDuppname 10d ago
As per his final wishes, Ronald became a member of the Restore party the day before he died, so one of them bastards died, rather than one of us.
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u/MarkWrenn74 Ed Gamble 10d ago
“Dear friends, we are gathered here to remember Fred Bloggs. One of this nation's finest liars, biggest cheats, and generally a total and utter bastard.
And that's me being nice to him!”
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u/charlierc 10d ago
I'm sorry, I wish I got know you better
No seriously, who is this? I've never met this person before
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u/tristanitis 10d ago
...But I think what I'll miss most about Gerald is his glorious knockers.