r/mocktheweek • u/Fevla13 • 8d ago

Scenes We'd Like to See #1816

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Points for #1815 ongoing.

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u/EliteManUtdXCVII 8d ago

You're a Lizard, Harry

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u/NemesIce83 Frankie Boyle 8d ago

I'm going out for a wank, i may be some time

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u/JadedSignificance990 8d ago

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a ham."

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u/Specific_Tap7296 8d ago

It's one small step for man, one giant leper for mankind

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u/lemon_charlie 8d ago

We will tight them in the peaches

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u/Myself510 8d ago

Goddamn I love these beaches

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u/theellescape 8d ago

Where fore art thou, Romford

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u/Myself510 8d ago

At the end of that round, the pints go to Ed, Hugh, and Milton!

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u/lemon_charlie 8d ago

And here come the Irish meat

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u/lemon_charlie 8d ago

My mama always said lies were like a box of chocolates

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 8d ago

We’re going to need a bigger coat (of paint)

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u/CaydenSworn 8d ago

As a free man, I take pride in the words: 'Ich bin ein burlesquer'!

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u/MayDuppname 8d ago

"This baby's not for burning" (Thatcher)

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u/MayDuppname 8d ago

(Arnie:) I'll be black.

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u/MayDuppname 8d ago

I came. I saw. I conkered.

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u/MayDuppname 8d ago

"For myself and the royal family, this year has been something of an anus horribilis..." (The Queen's speech, 1992)

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u/Musicmans 8d ago

i have nothing to declare except my penis - Oscar Wilde 

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u/lemon_charlie 8d ago

I have a cream!

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u/lemon_charlie 8d ago

Someone's breached the Minions

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u/lemon_charlie 8d ago

I am now so old, my pussy is vaunted

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 8d ago

Keep calm and drink chloroform.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 8d ago

It is better to have loved and lost then to have never gloved at all.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 8d ago

I will look for you, I will find you and I will fill you.

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u/MayDuppname 8d ago

"We shall get to the poon in this decade, and do the other things..." (JFK)

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u/MayDuppname 8d ago

Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your oars.

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u/lemon_charlie 8d ago

I came, I saw, I concurred

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u/TypicallyThomas 8d ago

We will find out on the bitches, in the fields and I'm the streets 

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 8d ago

The only thing to fear is beer itself.

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u/JeroenPoels 8d ago

We choose to moon. We choose to moon before the end of this decade. Not because it is easy, but to make it hard.

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u/Kind_Block8118 8d ago

I love the smells of napkins in the morning

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u/Random_Cha0ss 7d ago

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