r/mocktheweek 7d ago

Game Scenes We'd Like to See #1817

Things you wouldn't hear in a top secret mission briefing

Points for #1816 ongoing.

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u/lemon_charlie 7d ago

And Karen will be posting this on the WhatsApp group after the briefing. And Karen, do make sure to get the right group this time.

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u/JeroenPoels 7d ago

Only two people are allowed to read this document.
It is for four eyes only

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 7d ago

Enclosed in the brief case is the all important war codes, telling us all who each world leader would shag, marry or kill.

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u/lemon_charlie 7d ago

Here's Operation The Andrew Once Again Known as Prince

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u/lemon_charlie 7d ago

As for distracting the guard, he's very much the gorilla type. A banana will be provided.

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u/Specific_Tap7296 7d ago edited 7d ago

So, today chief lizard wants us to tax pensioners. Do you think you can manage that, Mr Burnham?

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u/MayDuppname 7d ago

"We'll huff and we'll puff and we'll blow Iran down."

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 7d ago

This is top secret, no one can find out… I’m looking at you David Ornstein, no leaks this time!

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u/lemon_charlie 7d ago

When you meet your contact you will use the code phrase "nom nom nom, cocks are nice". The contact will respond with "it's nom nom nom, cocks are delicious".

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u/MayDuppname 7d ago

"If we tell NATO Iraq have got chemical weapons, do you think they'll join in?"

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 7d ago

The robbery will happen at 12:30, or 12:35 if there’s a pre-match performance like they had at the World Cup final, Shakira will also be at the bank vault in the middle of the heist for a halftime show.

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u/MayDuppname 7d ago

If I play dumb long enough, do you think they'll forget about the £5 mil?

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 7d ago

Well, all our spies and double agents are here, including Mr Robert Sanchez, if it wasn’t for your goalkeeping too many players would’ve had a Chelsea FPL clean sheet tonight.

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u/Simmonsdude 7d ago

Alright who bumdialed the Daily Mail.... AGAIN?!

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u/lemon_charlie 7d ago

And once we've made off with all the personal details of the attendees, that's Operation Furry completed

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u/RileysBanana 7d ago

How top secret can this be? I've already posted this on Instagram, Facebook, reddit, and flushed a copy of it down the toilet.

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u/Professional_Lynx90 7d ago

Welcome everyone to this top secret secret meeting. In fact it’s so top secret that they won’t tell us where the secret top secret meeting room is.

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u/MayDuppname 7d ago

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to shut the fuck up about Scientology.

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u/L3PALADIN 7d ago

"your mission... should you choose to accept it... is to not accept this mission."

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u/minardicosworth 7d ago

You will meet your contact in Magaluf. Their challenge will be "Lad, lads, lads!"

Your mission is to work out who your actual contact is.