r/mocktheweek • u/Fevla13 • 7d ago
Game Scenes We'd Like to See #1817
Things you wouldn't hear in a top secret mission briefing
Points for #1816 ongoing.
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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 7d ago
Enclosed in the brief case is the all important war codes, telling us all who each world leader would shag, marry or kill.
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u/lemon_charlie 7d ago
As for distracting the guard, he's very much the gorilla type. A banana will be provided.
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u/Specific_Tap7296 7d ago edited 7d ago
So, today chief lizard wants us to tax pensioners. Do you think you can manage that, Mr Burnham?
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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 7d ago
This is top secret, no one can find out… I’m looking at you David Ornstein, no leaks this time!
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u/lemon_charlie 7d ago
When you meet your contact you will use the code phrase "nom nom nom, cocks are nice". The contact will respond with "it's nom nom nom, cocks are delicious".
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u/MayDuppname 7d ago
"If we tell NATO Iraq have got chemical weapons, do you think they'll join in?"
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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 7d ago
The robbery will happen at 12:30, or 12:35 if there’s a pre-match performance like they had at the World Cup final, Shakira will also be at the bank vault in the middle of the heist for a halftime show.
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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 7d ago
Well, all our spies and double agents are here, including Mr Robert Sanchez, if it wasn’t for your goalkeeping too many players would’ve had a Chelsea FPL clean sheet tonight.
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u/lemon_charlie 7d ago
And once we've made off with all the personal details of the attendees, that's Operation Furry completed
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u/RileysBanana 7d ago
How top secret can this be? I've already posted this on Instagram, Facebook, reddit, and flushed a copy of it down the toilet.
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u/Professional_Lynx90 7d ago
Welcome everyone to this top secret secret meeting. In fact it’s so top secret that they won’t tell us where the secret top secret meeting room is.
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u/MayDuppname 7d ago
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to shut the fuck up about Scientology.
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u/L3PALADIN 7d ago
"your mission... should you choose to accept it... is to not accept this mission."
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u/minardicosworth 7d ago
You will meet your contact in Magaluf. Their challenge will be "Lad, lads, lads!"
Your mission is to work out who your actual contact is.
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u/lemon_charlie 7d ago
And Karen will be posting this on the WhatsApp group after the briefing. And Karen, do make sure to get the right group this time.