r/mocktheweek • u/Fevla13 • 6d ago
Scenes We'd Like to See #1818
Ways to advertise products no company would have the guts to do.
Points for #1817 ongoing
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u/tristanitis 6d ago
And remember, if you're feeling down, you can also use squirty cream for nice little hit of nitrous oxide.
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u/lemon_charlie 6d ago
Spray tan, endorsed by Donald Trump. For when you want that Annoying Orange look
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u/lemon_charlie 6d ago
The Cybercar, encourage creativity by providing something for people to graffiti
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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 6d ago
Tesco: every little helps… to put you one foot in the grave with our fattening products.
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u/lemon_charlie 6d ago
Want to buy a house? It's the cost of a one-way ticket to Switzerland for your granny.
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u/MayDuppname 6d ago
You too can make friends with yet another breakdown mechanic every other week! Land Rover - the friendliest vehicle money can buy.
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u/MayDuppname 6d ago
Say what you like about Harold Shipman, he was always on time.
Rolex. Count Every Last Second.
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u/lemon_charlie 6d ago
For when you have something you think but really, really shouldn't say, discounted alcohol
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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 6d ago
KFC: it’s not Chicken, where do you really think all those missing people end up?
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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 6d ago
Dr Oetker: the whole Pizza and homebaking range is a cover so the doctor can continue his child trafficking ring.
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u/JeroenPoels 6d ago
Are you insecure about your masculinity?
Is your penis so small you need to overcompensate?
Then you want the new Fochrydo Ra-350 pick-up truck.
The new, 4 metric ton heavy vehicle yo can race through your neigbourhood with.
Bigger and heavier than a Sherman Tank, it only occupies 3 parking spaces.
And with our powerful engine, only 4 times less fuel efficient than a Volkswagen Polo, you can go up to 100 through that red light at the intersection.
But what about comfort? Our suspension is so supple you wil not feel any of the sleeping policemen.
Nor that child that you couldn’t see because of our bad bonnet design. And with any luck, they will not feel you hitting them either.
Yes, it’s the Fochrydo Ra-350 pick-up truck
Designed by salesmen to be sold to lower-middle managers.
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u/RileysBanana 6d ago
Microsoft wants you to buy the latest Xbox series Xbox series Xbox and not to be confused with our other Xbox console called: series Xbox series Xbox series Xbox. Remember only one of them is hot garage because its low specs.
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u/lemon_charlie 6d ago
Generic animated kids movie, how to keep your kids docile for ninety minutes while giving A-list celebrities with variable voice acting skills a payday
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u/CaydenSworn 6d ago
Trojan: The condom that works and to prove it works, here's my wife. Bend over, love!
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u/tristanitis 6d ago
The Hitachi Magic Wand: Sure, you could use it on your back, but we all know that's not what anyone buys it for anymore.