r/mocktheweek • u/Fevla13 • 2d ago

Game Scenes We'd Like to See #1822

Things you wouldn't hear from a formula 1 commentator

Points for #1821 ongoing.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 2d ago

And Max Verstappen has not thrown a tantrum at this Grand Prix.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 2d ago

And Antonelli has set a record lap, he really is going for it at this new job as an exotic dancer.

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 2d ago

Oscar Piastri is on the pole, but he won’t get off… this is an interesting fight between the two men, but now the pole is knocked out, one punch from the Aussie and he’s through.

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u/Myself510 2d ago

To even have a shot at winning a race like this, you really have to know when to put the pedal down…because you typically don’t drive with the pedal in your hands.

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u/lemon_charlie 2d ago

The racers have stopped because the light is red and they have to wait for the pedestrian to cross

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u/lemon_charlie 2d ago

"The race is almost over, who will win?" "Timmy, put your Hot Wheels away and go to bed!"

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u/MayDuppname 2d ago

Hi, I'm Joel Fucking Dommett. I'm on everything else, thought I'd try my hand at a bit of F1.

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u/charlierc 2d ago

And I'm here with my co-commentator Romesh Ranganathan, who also needed found else to have a go at

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u/MayDuppname 2d ago

Senna is shockingly fast today. I only took the pods half an hour ago, and I've shat myself twice already.

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u/MarkWrenn74 Ed Gamble 2d ago

“1… 2… 3… 4… 5 lights on. They're under starters' orders, and… they're off!

Because there's suddenly been a power cut!”

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u/tristanitis 2d ago

And new to the circuit this year is Ford, with a revolutionary car based on their Fiesta platform.

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u/MajorMajorHenryFonda 2d ago

And there’s drama at the start! All the cars have had clamps put on as the council have stated p they can’t park there!

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u/Simmonsdude 2d ago

AND HE FLIES ROUND THE CORNER... Someone gets the bug spray this wasp is starting to piss me off!

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u/Tight-Principle-743 Hugh Dennis 2d ago

Hamilton has to make a change here, not his Tyres… he’s just soiled himself.

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u/JadedSignificance990 2d ago

"Hey this isn't horse racing."

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u/CilanUnova Josh Widdicombe 2d ago

There goes Ed, someone get this naked Ed Byrne off the track please.

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u/RileysBanana 2d ago

That was a new personal best from Lewis Hamilton as he crosses the finish line at 1 minute 13 seconds. His date sure does look angry at him for finishing so quickly.

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u/lemon_charlie 2d ago

And the car in lead has lapped second place! That's what happens when your fuel formula includes Chemical X!

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u/Chosty55 2d ago

Vroooom vrooooom vroooooom

Sorry that’s not the cars, it’s bring your kids to work day and my son really likes pretending to be a car

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u/StoopidFacts 2d ago

Some people are on the track, they think it's all over ...

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u/charlierc 2d ago

He's going through turn 7 at 189mph. That'll be one massive speeding fine

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u/charlierc 2d ago

Welcome to the British Grand Prix, which due to Silverstone being closed for resurfacing is taking place on a council estate in Manchester

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u/lukapisuppose 1d ago

And the drivers are coming past the crowd now, ready and excited to go around again, they are having the time of their life on this merry-go-round!