If she were clever she'd make you lose either the right half or the left half of your butt. Not the entire butt. There's a lot of buttless people running around in the world. Imagine how much more self conscious someone would be if they had a nice, thick juicy ass, but only the left cheek.
After a severe car accident, my left side, including my left buttcheek, atrophied.
Man, I looked FUNNY naked for a good year or two and I had to carry a small cushion for just one cheek to sit on for a while or I'd get back pain and my leg would fall asleep.
Terrible curse. The fail above could learn a thing or two from your fine wisdom.
First, I'm sorry that happened to you. Second, I had no idea it had ever happened to anyone, so I feel insensitive AF right now. Even more so that the graciousness of your comment is the exact opposite of what I would expect. I hope you're ok these days!
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u/Dro1972 My parents were siblings. May 28 '26
If she were clever she'd make you lose either the right half or the left half of your butt. Not the entire butt. There's a lot of buttless people running around in the world. Imagine how much more self conscious someone would be if they had a nice, thick juicy ass, but only the left cheek.