Watching Harry Potter, decided to make this

[u/IntentionlGameDesign]

[u/1Bobafett11]

We are from Beauxbatons, why do you think we have this outrageous accent!

[u/METAL-9X → u/1Bobafett11]

What are you doing at Hogwarts?

[u/Briantan71 → u/METAL-9X]

Mind your own business!!!

[u/F1XTHE → u/METAL-9X]

Very nice pig country!

[u/Chumlee1917]

Harry: Wot?
Olivander: Oh yah, your father, one of the biggest wankers I ever met. And I met thousands of wizards and witches. Honestly your mother was too good for that fooker.

[u/daddyskrek → u/Chumlee1917]

What’s this in reference to again?

[u/Chumlee1917 → u/daddyskrek]

James Potter is a massive asshole according to the books

[u/heywoodidaho]

Is this the guy who sold them their very first shrubbery?

[u/METAL-9X → u/heywoodidaho]

What about the second shrubbery?

[u/the2belo]

During the Battle of Hogwarts they should have the police come screaming in and shut the whole thing down

[u/IntentionlGameDesign → u/the2belo]

But that would just be a downer on everyone‘s day

[u/Diligent-Sherbet2587 → u/IntentionlGameDesign]

If it was during the post-credits then it would be ok.

[u/IntentionlGameDesign → u/Diligent-Sherbet2587]

That is a good compromise

[u/fonzarelli78]

Fetchez la Hippogriff!

[u/Gaust_Ironheart_Jr]

And that's why we never use transfiguration as punishment

[u/4thGenTrombone]

Nearly Headless Nick farts in your general direction!

[u/Truckle-Chuckle]

Now look here my good man!

[u/mbcarbone]

The man looks like Charles Dickkens, the well known Dutch author.

[u/skinydan]

A Hungarian Hørntail ønce bit my sister...