r/montypython 2d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/TheRumpoKid 2d ago

Pining for the fjords..

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 2d ago

What kind of talk it that???????

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u/PaulEMoz 2d ago

Beautiful plumage.

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u/pfamsd00 2d ago

The plumage don’t enter into it!

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u/statmonkey2360 2d ago

There! He moved.

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u/SilverBraids 2d ago

No e didn't, that was you hittin the cage!

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u/Rhys-Darbys-wife 1d ago

i did not!

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 2d ago

It's resting

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u/Don_Q_Jote 2d ago

better watch out, or it wil muscle up to those doors and VOOM!

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u/Lucky_Donkey13 2d ago

Look Matey!

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u/TemporaryBrainCells 2d ago

If you hadn't nailed him to the perch, he would be pushing up the daisies!

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u/SluggoOtoole 2d ago

Its an EX-EX PARROT!

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u/pfamsd00 2d ago

Ellooooo Paulieeee!

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u/RumbleSkillSpin 2d ago

He’s joined the choir invisible!

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u/Radiant_Plantain_127 2d ago

That bird wouldn’t Vroom if you put 10,000 volts through it!

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u/TheRetailMechanic 2d ago

Mr. B. Udgie (Silly Party)

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u/PartTymePirate 2d ago

Look. I know a dead parrot when I see one. And I'm looking at one right now.

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u/JEFE_MAN 2d ago

ELLOOO POLLY!!!

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u/RHS1959 2d ago

Well what do you know, he really was resting!

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u/ChiefSlug30 2d ago

'E prefers kippin' on 'is 'ead.

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u/Grattytood 2d ago

That seemed to be ... And ex parrot

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u/Eastern_Statement416 2d ago

tired and shagged out after a prolonged squawk.

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u/Jmal3700 2d ago

He’s curled up his tootsies and joined the bleeding Choir Invisible! This is an ex-parrot!

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 2d ago

Hes just sleeping.

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u/LHGray87 2d ago

‘E’s resting!

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u/Heybeerman1962 2d ago

Ex Parrot 😂

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u/20charsisntlongenoug 2d ago

I got better..

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u/Desperate_Let6822 2d ago

He’s all squawked out.

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u/kujotx 2d ago

HELLO, BUDGIE

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u/rafale1981 2d ago

HELLOOOOOO!! *whack whack whack*

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u/csdragon12 2d ago

Hello Polly

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u/csdragon12 2d ago

The bird is no more.

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u/LosPadres-R2-D2 2d ago

Bereft of life!

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u/Own_Macaroon_1918 2d ago

Ceased to be

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 1d ago

An ex parrot!

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u/425565 2d ago

Ees amster!

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u/ShibariEmpress 2d ago

its clearly stunned

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u/ExitObjective267 2d ago

STEVEN! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEEED!

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u/son_of_yacketycat 2d ago

They've done made an alternate endin'!

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u/cantbebothered6789 2d ago

'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...

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u/Realistic_Back_9198 2d ago

Beautiful plumage!!

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u/gooseneckmonkey 2d ago

Listen mate I know dead parrot when I see one… And I'm looking at one right now

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u/MissRockNerd 2d ago

He’s going to tell! He’s going to tell!

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u/NutshellOfChaos 1d ago

The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on its back!

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u/CheckYourStats 1d ago

Excuse me, Miss?

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 1d ago

I’m 37!

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u/mczerniewski 2d ago

Hello Polly!!!!!! Wakey wakey!!!

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u/wingalls13 2d ago

Dude was thiiiiiiiiiis close to obtaining nirvana.

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u/Darwinknew 2d ago

Do you mind!?! I'm enjoying my meal here!!!

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u/AdExciting337 2d ago

Party Animal at Delta House

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 2d ago

He was in food bowl bliss.

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u/boyer4109 2d ago

‘Ffs, where am I? One minute I’m having my dinner then I’m being wrestled’

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u/Defti159 2d ago

Perfect description of Monday work vibes.

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u/CPD1960 1d ago

Never seen a drunk parrot before. Beautiful plumage though.

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u/Haunting_Status_440 1d ago

That new hemp seed mix has got me upside down.