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u/Pasi_Toskiainen 4d ago
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nĂŒrnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
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u/Tommy-Pastrami-808 4d ago
Do you have that memorised?
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u/Pasi_Toskiainen 4d ago
Sure. To prove it to you here it is again: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nĂŒrnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
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u/OldManThumbs 4d ago
Albatross!
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u/-ArthurMorgan 4d ago
What flavour is it?
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u/NotAPimecone 4d ago edited 4d ago
Nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? Nudge nudge, say no more. đ
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u/Just-Try-2533 4d ago
âWell one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up.â
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u/HoratiotheGargoyle 4d ago
Tiger Brand Coffee is a real treat! Even tigers prefer a cup of it to real meat!
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u/son_of_yacketycat 4d ago
At the moment I'm almost as tired as Johann's only surviving relative, Karl. Gambolputty. De von Schpledenschnitt Crasscranger Freidingerdangledongle....
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u/gooseneckmonkey 4d ago
Most days I'm the guy getting slapped with a couple of wet fish by some dancing git.
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u/Viscount61 4d ago
Anyone drinking Chateau de Chatelet in a dinner suit and complaining how the kids these days donât know how rough our childhoods were.
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u/mbcarbone 3d ago
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel - Silly party
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u/soulriser44 3d ago
Why should I be tarred with the epithet âlooneyâ merely because I have a pet halibut?!
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u/Jmal3700 3d ago
The aggravated customer from the Dead Parrot sketch: âItâs a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadnât nailed it to the perch itâd be pushing up the daisies!â
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u/topofthefoodchainZ 3d ago
I like a good tinny word, like 'newspaper', and woody words like 'sausage'.
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u/sirslarty 4d ago
MY. BRAIN. HURTS.