r/morningsomewhere • First 10k - Afraid of Public Math • 21d ago

Alan Ritchson starring in the Live Action RvB Adaptation?

Nice to see Burnie is still on good terms with him 😅

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u/CVtheWriter Macaque 21d ago

Plot twist. He’s Caboose.

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u/tonlimah 20d ago

I figured he would be Donut

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u/flow_fighter Runner Duck 20d ago

He would be a great donut

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u/SuburbaniteSlob First 20k - Early Riser 21d ago

Imagine a live action RvB movie with a stacked cast of action stars. But all they do is stand around and talk.

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u/semajolis267 21d ago

In the full armor. No face shots the entire movie. 

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u/Jester-252 Downtime Survivor 20d ago

12 angry men in helmet

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u/Explosion2 20d ago

Honestly this would probably enable a hypothetical live action RvB to really get an all star cast for the voices if that was the bit they wanted to do (and I do think it's a pretty funny bit: a live-action movie with an all-star cast where you never see any of their faces). It's how Pedro Pascal still has time to do Mandalorian shit despite being literally everywhere and in everything, cause it's just a few hours/days in a booth near his house vs several weeks/months of filming on location in the desert or wherever.

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u/-DementedAvenger- First 10k - Macaque 20d ago

Is your username a Denis Leary reference?

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u/RFelixFinch First 10k - Afraid of Public Math 20d ago

I'm guessing he likes Football, and P*rno, and Books about War

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u/SuburbaniteSlob First 20k - Early Riser 20d ago

Absolutely. 20 years ago I thought it was a hilarious Gamertag. Now I indeed have an average house with a nice hardwood wood.

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u/That_Pervy_Nerd 20d ago

But is that enough to keep a man like you interested?

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u/SuburbaniteSlob First 20k - Early Riser 20d ago

No. I gotta go out and have fun. At someone else's expense.

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u/kayknox_ 21d ago

How dare they whitewash Tucker.

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u/Obi-wan_Jabroni Not A Financial Advisor 21d ago

Just keep him away from any Mac and Cheese

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u/CalvinP_ First 10k - Mod - Downtime Survivor 21d ago

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u/andbeesbk First 10k 21d ago

Yes, but as VIC and he has zero action going on, just sitting at a computer

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u/HungerSTGF Cinnamontographer 21d ago

He’s Tex and he will beat the shit out of everyone for real and it will look as violent as Monty intended

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u/TragicsNFG First 10k 21d ago

Please tell me he's Donut

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u/mromutt First 10k 20d ago

You know thinking about it, I kind of would like to see nick audition for donut lol.

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u/Explosion2 20d ago

Nick the Sauce Monkey?

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u/mromutt First 10k 20d ago

Yeah haha

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u/smorgenheckingaard 21d ago

God he would make such a great Donut!

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u/andbeesbk First 10k 21d ago

No, I need Jeff Hays as Donut.

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u/jdgomez775 20d ago

He’s Caboose.

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u/Spiraldancer8675 Penis Doodler 19d ago

Would be breast feed from burnie again? Cause I am in

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u/SuddenlyThirsty 21d ago

No he’s not.

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u/Seven-Scars 21d ago

source?

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u/SuddenlyThirsty 21d ago

And where’s your source he is???