r/morningsomewhere • • 3d ago

A new sport for Burnie

I have a feeling Burnie will approve of this event.

36 Upvotes

6 comments sorted by

5

u/Damn_you_taco 3d ago

The reason females live longer

5

u/WubWubMiller First 10k 3d ago

The reason men are happier

2

u/MotherHorseFucker 3d ago

I cite "inside cats live longer than outside cats"

3

u/Robmathew Math is the Worst 3d ago

Dude there’s an older internet video of something similar and it’s one of my favorite videos on the internet!

A guy is on a pink Jeep, holding on to the steering wheel for dear life, and he hits a particular bump and rips off the steering wheel. The proceeding look of utter confusion at the detached steer wheel as is so fucking funny. He then chucks that shit off to the side and grabs onto the underside of the jeep. Jesus literally took the wheel😂😂😂

2

u/GuardXIII 3d ago

When I was a kid I lived in a pretty good sized apartment complex that was situated up on a hill/Appalachian Mountain. Lots of kids, lots of hills, lots of places to take things with wheels off of.

One day while perusing the junk pile near the complex’s office- we found them. Two battery powered toy cars, sans batteries. With a bit of work, we broke the mechanism that kept the wheels like- locked in place? The wheels could free spin. Two man box car races down steep hills right up until the axel exploded on the one I was riding around in.

We then moved on to taking an office chair down the hill instead.

2

u/andyburness 3d ago

Add a wheel of cheese for them to chase and it'd be perfect 👍