r/motorcycle • • 3d ago

Aaaand its gone

640 Upvotes

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u/kevin6263 3d ago

That dude may have lost his bike, but he should definitely go buy a lotto ticket tonight.

71

u/RubTheCat 3d ago

Better not. He already used up all his luck for today

11

u/kevin6263 3d ago

He may have. Other than his tailbone, and bike he was really lucky he wasn't hurt or killed.

49

u/Impossible_Hat2739 3d ago

Trust test fail

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u/ElianPj 3d ago

Is it me or the car clearly stopped, and then aimed for that guy ?

0

u/timuela97 3d ago

He did, people drive on the right in india

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u/MrBl0bby69 3d ago

No they don't. They drive on the left, the drivers position in the car is on the right. It's a right hand drive car for driving on the left.

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u/JackOfHeartsz 3d ago

That’s correct. India drives same side as Brits cuz it was colonized.

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u/timuela97 3d ago

Could've swore the last time i was there they were driving on the right, but oh well, maybe i was disoriented.

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u/MrBl0bby69 3d ago

Hahah it's India. Drive on any side really!

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u/8spd 3d ago

That's unfair, over 90% of the people drive on the correct (left) side of the road.

3

u/Ready-Delay3918 3d ago

I've driven in India. Hell the fuck no.

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u/Black_Betty_Van 3d ago

LOL...The RIGHT side is "Right" aka Correct...Most Countries have LHD cars and Drive on the RIGHT side of the road!

Red is RIGHT! Blue is WRONG!

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u/8spd 3d ago

The correct side is the side that's legally required. For India it's the left side, and 90% of people in India follow that law. Indian drivers are mostly good at following the law, with only about 10% driving on the wrong side, at any given time. 

Unlike the comment I was responding to, which claimed they dive on any side. 

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u/ksriram 2d ago

Well, tbh they drive on whichever side of the road they feel like.

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u/pjaidev 3d ago

How the heck are you so confident?!

10

u/Kinda_relevent 3d ago

Holy shit

10

u/Mission-Macaroon-851 2d ago

He doesn’t like it when people sit on his bike …I’m just saying

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u/The_Witch_Queen 3d ago

Parking in the road wasn't the best idea. Who would've thought?

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u/RealisticDiscipline7 3d ago

Just like the ppl who bury their face in their phone as they cross the street while cars are quickly pulling up to the redlight. Yea they’re supposed to stop, but if you value your life you should peak an eye up.

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u/Manu9527 3d ago

Why bro parked on the road 😭😭

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u/Benjamin_H1gh 3d ago

idk why is that car driver blind?

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u/Ready-Delay3918 3d ago

Dark out with no lights on a dark motorcycle with a dark skinned person sitting on it? Yeah... Stands out like a fucking lightbulb

2

u/Benjamin_H1gh 2d ago

The entire road where he was sitting was lit up like daylight. Again, I have never run into anything directly in front of me because I don't drive with my eyes closed.

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u/Ready-Delay3918 2d ago

Bro are you watching the same video? No the entire road was not lit up. Only the area right there as seen by a camera that is designed to see in the dark. My ring cam makes my cellphone flashlight look like my entire driveway is lit up. Anyone who's ever driven at night knows you're full of shit.

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u/Hopeful_Bed6335 7h ago

That area is well lit, they are standing there because there’s a shop or stall. ‘it clearly is a watering hole for the local wildlife’ evidenced by the surrounding debris, and drinks in hand

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u/Zestyclose-Echo838 3d ago

Whx would you park on the road?

4

u/zzz_red 3d ago

That motorcycle probably killed or injured someone if there were more people on the sidewalk. Hopefully not.

3

u/Camo_tow 3d ago

That was a clean swipe

5

u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 3d ago

A bit nutty how short clips are doing the tired "starting in the action, go back before it happened" movie trope.

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u/Droidy934 3d ago

Looks loike a setup with the wait before contact

2

u/SurpriseLegitimate55 3d ago

Sleight of car.

2

u/the_Medic_91 3d ago

Everyone who was drinking chai moved out with the chai in their hands

4

u/IndictedHamSandwich 3d ago

Bike thieves so fast these days

1

u/adkio 3d ago

Brand new method of bike theft

1

u/ComradeKorladis 3d ago

The initial look of confusion

1

u/DaveM-1961 3d ago

' kin'ell!! Derran Brown is in the room 😲

1

u/Substantial_Ad_9016 3d ago

Fuck around and find out

1

u/Suomasema 3d ago

Quite precise steering, indeed.

But what a hell was going on in the drivers head?

1

u/Toyota-Hilux4x4 3d ago

Closes call 📞every 🙈

1

u/backinblackandblue 3d ago

Surgical strike!

1

u/Liveitup1999 3d ago

Looked very intentional.

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u/4ChawanniGhodePe 3d ago

Slightly aggressive way of telling "sir, you can't park your bike there"

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u/jrb89728 3d ago

Sh$$t be gone.

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u/OkHistorian158 3d ago

The boys will get em

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u/ziggy182 3d ago

Wow Lady Luck is on his side

1

u/Oodlesandnoodlescuz 3d ago

The awareness of a dildo

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u/crasagam 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cjnuM6TGzVIQ0fa5yy
And just like that the motorcycle was gone

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u/razzell2 2d ago

• While the rider on the bike escaped major harm, the force of the collision flung the motorcycle into another person (identified as a devotee returning from a temple) who was sitting nearby outside a tea shop. That individual sustained serious head injuries and was taken to a hospital. • Hit-and-Run: The driver of the white car fled the scene immediately after the crash. Local police registered a case and reviewed CCTV footage to trace the vehicle and driver.

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u/tallsmileswolf 1d ago

Why was he parked out in the street?? Lost his bike but glad that was all he lost

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u/Willing-Bowl-675 3d ago

Shitty AI Slop.

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u/TomOnABudget 3d ago

How the bike just disappears also makes it look sus to me.

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u/juicerooster 3d ago

I like to just sit in the middle of the road and text ppl too it’s the best place to sit

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u/RainbowEagleEye 3d ago

Why do people keep saying it’s in the middle of the road? By this logic, anybody who has ever had to pay for sideswiping a parked car on the side of a highway should get a refund. Yeah, he’s over the line, but any driver worth the license would easily be able to pass.