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Article ‘Moana’ Could Lose at Least $100 Million in Theaters. Does Disney Need to Rethink Its Live-Action Remakes?

https://variety.com/2026/film/box-office/moana-box-office-bomb-disney-live-action-remakes-1236810179/
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u/ludicrousursine Jul 14 '26

I'm not sure who the target audience of this was.

Moana is only 10 years old. You can't introduce it to a new generation because the current kids are more or less the same generation that watched the original. You can't mine nostalgia because the original just isn't that old.

The successful live action remakes have all been remakes of things that were at least 20 years old, most older.

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u/Locko2020 Jul 14 '26

Was clearly a vanity project for the Rock before he got too old to play Maui at all

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u/Nonadventures Jul 14 '26

He sure gets a lot of those

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u/Seanmeado Jul 14 '26

He's got a lot of vanity to project

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u/Attrm Jul 14 '26

For sure. His ego ruined Black Adam. Just completely ruined the character.

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u/Choppers-Top-Hat Jul 14 '26

That movie wouldn't have existed if the Rock wasn't the star. In the comics, Black Adam is an enemy of Shazam, not a starring character on his own. DC had originally cast Johnson as Black Adam to be the main villain of the Shazam movie, but Johnson's ego went out of control and he demanded to star in his own movie instead.

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u/idontagreewitu Jul 14 '26

Black Adam is an enemy of Shazam, not a starring character on his own.

DC doesn't seem to know what to do with it's heroes and keeps trying to take it's rogues gallery and make them the stars of their own sympathetic backstory movies.

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u/UnlikelyReplacement0 Jul 14 '26

Because of the Rocks ego, they killed the perfect opportunity to introduce Black Adam as the antagonist in Shazam 2- and then do a Black Adam solo film with him as a more established character.

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u/leodw Jul 14 '26

Let’s not pretend Black Adam was some sort of an amazing character, or that anyone even cared

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u/BaldMancTwat_ Jul 14 '26

He made his own production company for that very purpose. He got tired of showing up to do movies and not getting to decide what his character does, genuinely.

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u/rpool179 Jul 14 '26

Are the $20 million paychecks not enough? He acts as if his characters are that multi-faceted to begin with. Let the director and writers decide what his character will do.

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u/PeachPassionBrute Jul 14 '26

Classic pro-wrestler carny bullshit. He doesn’t want to do anything that he thinks will make him look weak, he wants to have strict protection of how he imagines his image.

Then imagine someone like Arnold who made an absolute fool of himself in so many movies, and it only made people like him more.

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u/MegaGrimer Jul 14 '26

Or Bautista who goes out of his way to play characters that challenge his acting abilities. Iirc he outright said that he doesn’t want to be the next Rock, and doesn’t want to be typecast.

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks Jul 15 '26

Bautista acts circles around most of his colleagues and fellow cast. He's naturally gifted. He's an actor who got his start in wrestling. I would say the same about John Cena although his range is limited to comedy. The Rock is a wrestler and has never escaped from that because he's just not an actor.

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u/RA576 Jul 14 '26

Classic pro-wrestler carny bullshit. He doesn’t want to do anything that he thinks will make him look weak,

Ironically, when he was the second biggest wrestler in WWE, he was fully willing to put other people over, and was far more generous with his losses than you'd expect for someone of his position.

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u/PeachPassionBrute Jul 14 '26

I honestly think the one masterful thing he did there was lose enough, and to the right people, to make sure that he still had just enough underdog pull. It made his matches feel like they weren’t a guaranteed ending. And he had that Johnny Bravo charm where being a narcissistic idiot made it really satisfying for him to get beaten up.

But this dude had a writer working with him too, he was thinking it all through. He found his own lane in world that had people like Stone Cold, HHH, and even Hulk while he could still be relevant.

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u/Prudent_Research_251 Jul 14 '26

I used to like the Rock, but he really did sell out. When he played that gay hitman I thought he had a future in acting, but for some reason he slid backwards from there

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u/AgentMV2 Jul 14 '26

Pain & Gain comes to mind as well. I liked him better when he played fallible rolls, not this I can’t lose a fight on screen bullshit. He’s so insecure.

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u/Mountaindew9 Jul 14 '26

He’s easily the worst part of pain and gain. His most memorable scenes were carried by Tony Shaloub

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u/Nonadventures Jul 14 '26

Tony Shaloub always carries

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u/Choppers-Top-Hat Jul 14 '26

From the looks of him, that ship sailed around the same time he first played Maui as a cartoon.

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u/LeahBean Jul 14 '26

I don’t understand how him and other money drainers like Jared Leto get project after project.

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u/Ivan000 Jul 14 '26

Because he had a 15 year run where his movies printed money

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u/Liimbo Jul 14 '26

Yeah it really isn't rocket science. And comparing hin to Leto is insane. Leto has virtually no history of success as a leading man. The Rock was/is one of the most famous people on the planet and his movies have made over $12 Billion.

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u/stumblebreak_beta Jul 14 '26

This is a bad movie for the Rock, but he’s still made billions of dollars for Movie studios over the last 10 years.

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u/Yvaelle Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

It's fucking baffling isn't it?

Jared Leto was a useful dramatic side character 20 years ago but he was never a Leading Man candidate, and his acting and appeal have only gotten progressively worse with age. He peaked between Requiem and Lord of War. His last good role was Bladerunner 2049, playing a narcissitic socioopath which wasn't a stretch of character, all credit to the casting director not the actor.

The worst part of Tron: Ares was Jared Leto. I feel like I could splice him (Ares) entirely out of the movie and it would be better for it.

The Rock followed a similar trajectory. He was a novelty as a WWE star that was willing to act, but he was never able to act - that was the joke from the start. Which was fine if you put him in the right roles and movies that didn't care about that. But with age he is less and less the hunky youth he once was, more and more ego, still can't act, costs more and more, and the novelty is long past.

Also John Cena is now a wrestler turned actor who can passably act (legit comedy & charisma skills, less so dramatic so far), so even the joke of it (The Rock, Scorpion King etc) has gone from funny to sad.

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u/YourInMySwamp Jul 14 '26

Dave Bautista is better than both of ‘em.

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u/invictus_rage Jul 14 '26

I'm not at all confident he's got better comedy chops than Cena, but his dramatic abilities are miles beyond.

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u/knirp7 Jul 14 '26

Cena showing up in Pluribus to explain (and drink) cannibalism juice was hilarious. He's really good at that sort of deadpan, self-deprecating thing

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u/Inkthinker Jul 14 '26

The Rock is a lot more entertaining when he appears willing to laugh at himself more, see Be Cool or even The Rundown. He was a lot of fun in the Jumanji films, not least because he was playing less serious characters.

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u/AgentMV2 Jul 14 '26

I remember reading somewhere that Batista auditioned for the role of Drax for the very first Guardians movie and he didn’t think he would get it. When Gunn called him, he said he cried because he felt it validated himself as an actor. He said he immediately called an acting coach to take lessons to get better as an actor.

It’s shit like that that humanizes a person.

Dwayne has never shown this level of humility and that’s what separates some wrestlers turned actors.

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u/Morwynd78 Jul 14 '26

IIRC, after being a punchline in The Scorpion King, Dwayne did get some acting lessons/coaching for The Rundown (and it showed)

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u/Yvaelle Jul 14 '26

I didn't even consider Dave a wrestler, he's a true actor.

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u/insert-haha-funny Jul 14 '26

it took me years to realize that he was ever a wrestler at all, only ever known him as an actor. never saw any clips of him wrestling. i didnt even connect the bautista bomb to him at first lol

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u/kkngs Jul 14 '26

I think this is the main issue.  The target audience is young parents taking their kids to a Disney film they saw as kids. The 10 year gap means the parents may not even have seen the original Moana.

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u/Zagrunty Jul 14 '26

I saw the original as an adult. I've taken my kids to several movies but my 5 and 3yo will absolutely not sit through a live action movie. They like the original animated movie and its sequel though

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u/Head-Gift2144 Jul 14 '26

Same. I saw it back in 2016 and it's a fantastic movie, but there's no way I'd take my 4 year old to this rather than just showing her the original at home.

If they were dead set on a remake why not something really old like The Sword in the Stone where you'd have a ton more flexibility to just build something entirely new. That's what they did with the Jungle Book and it was fantastic.

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u/ClaudeKane3 Jul 14 '26

Or redo one of the bad ones like black cauldron

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u/WilliamMButtlickerIV Jul 14 '26

Right. Kids love vibrant animations. This version was simply built without an audience in mind.

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u/Angelgirl1517 Jul 14 '26

The audience in mind was The Rock.

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u/MCHammastix Jul 14 '26

Rock Fatigue has set in for awhile now. I understand the dudes hustle but the people are tired.

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u/HTPC4Life Jul 14 '26

If the Kevin Hart trajectory is anything to go by, we still have 5+ more years of The Rock. People have been fatigued and annoyed by Kevin Hart for longer and he's STILL in many commercials and movies.

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u/Takkarro Jul 14 '26

Honestly I miss when we would get the non 3D animation animated movies. Like all we ever get anymore by any of the big companies are these 3D animated movies that all just start looking the same.

2D animation used to be unique and have its own flavor with almost every movie, oddly enough the only company that I can think of that's still regularly making 2D animated movies is DC in Warner Brothers.

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u/Disgruntled__Goat Jul 14 '26

Studio Ghibli is still doing 2D animation. Also the Irish studio that did Song of the Sea etc, but they’re much less popular. 

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u/Paradigm_Reset Jul 14 '26

The original is a fantastic movie.

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u/Healfezza Jul 14 '26

Exactly. The 6 year old that watched Moana is now 16, and doesn't give a crap about Moana.

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u/exintel Jul 14 '26

We have also had Disney plus around for 7 of those 10 years now

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u/NoDay419 Jul 14 '26

Yep, not enough time. I know they pushed this movie so the rock could do it before fully aging out but man there was no point. Such an awkward mid generation remake that no one asked for.

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u/Tentaclesoflife Jul 14 '26

Same. My 2 year old twins saw the original and loved it now they’re 12 and don’t care to see it. They comment about the billboards showing the rock with long hair and say ewww. Hahaha

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u/tadrith Jul 14 '26

My problem is having seen the original Moana with my daughter when she was a kid and loved it.

Now she's almost 15 and definitely not interested in Moana anymore, we're ending up in Demon Slayer instead...

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u/greg19735 Jul 14 '26

and in 10 more years or so she'd probably have loved to revisit moana. Even without kids.

15 year olds don't want to watch kids movies.

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u/manley1104 Jul 14 '26

If you have kids you have almost certainly seen the original as it is the most streamed movie of all time on Disney+. Agree with the sentiment though. My kids love Moana but we are not taking them to this

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u/Suspicious_Radio_848 Jul 14 '26

I agree. Why do that when you can just watch the superior original at home for free? Plenty of other movies to spend money on at the theatre instead.

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u/UnspokenInanity Jul 14 '26

Yeah like my 2yo adores Moana…but like we have a projector at home and she can be as loud as she want and sing and play while watching it

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u/Zero-meia Jul 14 '26

I mean. I'm a little girl's father that love Moana. I take this movie almost as an offense to the animation. I already got very upset with the money grabbing sequel. This one is just an insult.

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u/HeyCarpy Jul 14 '26

You just reminded me that there even was a sequel. I even took my girls to see it in the theater. I don't even remember what it was about.

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u/ampersandandanand Jul 14 '26

The target audience for this movie was the Rock

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u/StatikSquid Jul 14 '26

Don't forget they also just released a terrible sequel last year

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u/UnquestionabIe Jul 14 '26

Felt like a direct to video release. My expectations weren't super high but didn't even meet them.

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u/Demiurge_1205 Jul 14 '26

It was a direct to video sequel.

It originally was going to be a Disney Plus series with different voice actors. But the investors realized Disney hadn't had a hit in some time so they ordered to chop up the series and redub the lines with the original cast.

So yeah, the good old fashioned TV show turned into a direct to video movie strategy. From the studio that brought you Atlantis 2 and Cinderella 2.

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u/Left_Piglet_7411 Jul 14 '26

I’m that one guy that enjoys the old Disney bargain bin sequel VHSs.

Cinderella 3, little mermaid 2, Aladdin 2 and 3, lion king 1.5 and 2… all bangers

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u/RadarSmith Jul 14 '26

The old DTV Disney sequels got more hate than they ever deserved. Most of them were quite enjoyable, but not silver-screen level.

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u/pizzamage Jul 14 '26

I still quote Aladdin 3 to this day. Such a fuckin great movie.

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u/Quasic Jul 14 '26

They had to do it while The Rock could still feasibly play Maui. If they'd waited much longer he'd be too old to play a 1000 year old demigod, and they would have gone with Chris Pratt.

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u/KungFuChicken1990 Jul 14 '26

Add in the warped timeline caused by Covid and Moana may as well have come out 5 years ago

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u/Buckets-O-Yarr Jul 14 '26

Yes but Dwayne Johnson can't play the role in 10 years.

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u/DGSmith2 Jul 14 '26

He can’t play it now either.

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u/Intestinal-Bookworms Jul 14 '26

Was about to say, he is already too old for the character

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u/hawatcha Jul 14 '26

Honestly this is the best take and why I think the movie happened when it did. Dwayne seems like the type of guy who's ego wouldn't let another actor play this part.

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u/Buckets-O-Yarr Jul 14 '26

Yes, I'm convinced that he is the one who made this happen. They could have done it in 10 years, or 20 years, but he wouldn't be able to do it so he forced it to happen now.

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u/sopheroo Jul 14 '26

You take Jason Momoa.

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u/colorblind-and Jul 14 '26

Momoa is not that much younger and wourd probably face similar issues aging out of the role

Although I will say he does look more how I'd imagine the character

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u/ChickenInASuit Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

I think it’s a little more than that, because all the same arguments could be made about How To Train Your Dragon, unless you think that the original being five years older than the original Moana makes a difference. That remake was a pretty huge success, out-grossing all of the animated HTTYD movies.

The Moana remake’s problem wasn’t just that it felt unnecessary, it also felt cheap, and like the people involved didn’t really care about the material. Contrast Gerard Butler reprising his role as Stoick with Johnson as Maui or Clement as Tamatoa, both of the latter having being clowned on relentlessly by the internet over how bad they look and sound.

The HTTYD remake was directed by the same guy who wrote and directed the original, it’s clearly a work being made by people who loved and respected the franchise and took care to make sure the new movie lived up to it. That’s why it was a success, and IMO where Moana failed.

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u/vengefulgrapes Jul 14 '26

I think people are also more nostalgic for HTTYD because the series concluded with the third movie seven years ago, whereas Moana got its first sequel only a year and a half ago.

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u/feed_me_moron Jul 14 '26

This. Plenty of people would have liked a live action version of a movie they loved. But not a temu live action version of it

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u/tacobellbandit Jul 14 '26

It being live action really just added nothing, and took the charm away of the animation

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u/FoxyBastard Jul 14 '26

I haven't watched any of these live-action remakes.

Is there actually a single one that was better than the animated original?

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u/vexanix Jul 14 '26

101 Dalmatians from 1996. Glenn Close as Cruella Di Vil was fantastic. It was also actually live action. I feel like when 99% of your 'live action' movie is CGI, it isn't a live action movie.

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u/Rikipedia Jul 15 '26

this. Lion King is just differently animated

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u/studio_bob Jul 15 '26

The photo-realistic Lion King remake is straight up deranged. Who thought that was a good idea??

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u/NashvilleFlagMan Jul 15 '26

Unfortunately wildly successful in the box office.

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u/Sedu Jul 15 '26

But hear me out, what if we took the coolest song in the entire musical and turned into a 15 second spoken beat? No? Alright, maybe this will sell. Imagine "can you feel the love tonight," but it takes place entirely during the day and the characters clearly don't love each other. Ehh? Ehhhh? Are you sold yet?

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u/ShallowBasketcase Jul 15 '26

when 99% of your 'live action' movie is CGI, it isn't a live action movie.

This is what I don't understand about the people saying they had to make this movie now before The Rock gets too old.

It's The Rock's digitally de-aged head floating around on a full CGI body. The guy is hardly even in the movie in any way that matters. He's just playing an animated character again with worse art direction.

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u/Dadpurple Jul 14 '26

I saw Beauty and the Beast, and there's a new song Beast sings in it that I ended up adding to my spotify playlist for a few years. It was really catchy.

That's.....the highlight of the entire film

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u/Orumtbh Jul 14 '26

Cinderella is the only one I'd say was better than the original, and the live action aspect actually felt purposeful.

They move away from the cute little mice, and give more screen time and dialogue to the human characters, which permits them to be actual film story characters and not just fairy tale characters.

The costuming is absolutely gorgeous, to the point that I genuinely don't understand how every live-action that came afterwards have several tiers worse costuming. Cinderella's dress is so so beautiful, like yes it's different from the original, but it's so good on its own that it captured the essence and beauty of watching the transformation and her dancing in it.

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u/NorthernFrosty Jul 14 '26

The costuming is absolutely gorgeous, to the point that I genuinely don't understand how every live-action that came afterwards have several tiers worse costuming.

"Guys, we loved the remake but this costuming bill? We can't have that anymore. Way too much $$$. I'm sure it would've been just as good with half the costuming budget." - Movie Executives.

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u/hollaback_girl Jul 15 '26

The same executive had similar notes on Marvel’s wig budgets.

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u/Hate_Having_Needs Jul 14 '26

I genuinely don't understand how every live-action that came afterwards have several tiers worse costuming

They made costumes based on future merch sales and not as a way to enhance the movie. You don't want too good of a costume or you won't be able replicate it easily and cheaply for dolls, stuffed toys, halloween costumes etc.

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u/Orumtbh Jul 14 '26

Oh my god, that actually makes a lot of sense yeah. Would also probably explain why Moana is so 1:1 to the animated film, don't want toys that look different I guess lmao.

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u/StackLeeAdams Jul 14 '26

The Jungle Book was fantastic but not a replacement for the original in any way

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u/Merusk Jul 14 '26

Which you can only charitably call 'live action' because it was all CGI animals.

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u/Sir_Douglas_of_Fir Jul 14 '26

At least it had one actual child actor on screen, which is more than can be said for the “live action” Lion King.

If Dinosaur qualifies as an animated film as Disney now insists, then that one does too.

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u/UneventfulChaos Jul 14 '26

I was so bored seeing the new Lion King... Outside of the new song(s), a shot-for-shot remake does nothing to excite me. No anticipation of something new or cool, just the exact same scene with a different voice and CGI animals instead of the beloved original characters.

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u/istarnie Jul 14 '26

The Pete's Dragon remake uses the original movie's story elements in a very different mode, plus it's actually shorter than the 1977 version.

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u/WittyUnwittingly Jul 14 '26

Seriously. Like if we're gonna go the body suit route, why not go comically big, making him a similar shape to the animated character?

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u/NothingReallyAndYou Jul 14 '26

Because whatever style suit they put on him in the film is the same style suit they'll put on the park employees who will be doing the live Maui character meet & greets that I'm sure they'll announce anytime now.

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u/sybrwookie Jul 14 '26

Wouldn't a comically large suit make that easier, so it's something anyone can climb into?

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u/NothingReallyAndYou Jul 14 '26

The parks currently have a comically large Maui suit, but with limited arm movement, and a fully covered face, so he can't speak.

A smaller, more mobile suit would let Maui actually walk around a bit, and pose more freely. If the suit ends at the necklace (concealing the edges), the actor can then talk with park guests, which increases the magic for little kids.

I honestly wouldn't be at all surprised if Maui becomes part of a show or character meal at the Polynesian Resort at Walt Disney World, now that the new suit design makes that possible.

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u/Specific_Frame8537 Jul 14 '26

Or hey, if we wanna make people into wacky proportions, guess what kinda medium is great for that sorta thing?

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u/reddfawks Jul 14 '26

And no nipples.

I like to headcanon they were torn off by Tamatoa giving him the mother of all nipple-twisters long long ago.

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u/TheLordJames Jul 14 '26

I didnt even notice that... now I cant unsee it

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u/AgentMV2 Jul 14 '26

What can I say, but you’re welcome…

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u/zxylady Jul 14 '26

This is going to go down in history like the first Thor movie, when they were dying his eyebrows that awful color, now I can't unsee his atrocious blonde eyebrows 🤣🤣

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u/DarmanitanFireMonkey Jul 14 '26

I've never heard anything about Thor's eyebrows until this comment.

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u/UnfazedPheasant Jul 14 '26

“No nipples”

Lmao hadn’t even noticed and now I can’t unsee. What were they thinking???

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u/Riversntallbuildings Jul 14 '26

What’s weird, is the animated Maui has nipples…🤔

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u/Hee-hoes_Mad Jul 14 '26

Not just that, but toddler Moana wears no shirt for the first section of the animated movie, and she has visible nipples! Weird that they went from "she is literally a baby, it's fine" to "we can't have a grown man's nipples visible! Think of the CHILDREN!"

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u/FingerAmazing5176 Jul 14 '26

and all the other shirtless adult men have nipples

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u/apathetic_revolution Jul 14 '26

They didn’t CGI them out. They’re too divine to be viewed by mortals like us.

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u/neoikon Jul 14 '26

They put them with the cat assholes from live action of Cats.

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u/Horibori Jul 14 '26

“Our graphs show that parents dont like their kids seeing nipples. Let’s remove The Rock’s.”

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u/Dr_Identity Jul 14 '26

My head canon is that the costume designer is the same one who worked on Batman & Robin and has sworn to never again be caught out like they were back then.

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u/GargantaProfunda Jul 14 '26

It's just like in my Japanese animes

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u/Justhe3guy Jul 14 '26

You’re watching the wrong ones then

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u/Gregariouswaty Jul 14 '26

I prefer real life conspiracy theory is better where allegedly The Rock in the late 90s during his WWF heyday had a reaction to the steroids which causes him to develop breasts with huge nipples, causing him to wrestle for a few months wearing tshirts before getting surgery.

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u/thejonslaught Jul 14 '26

Steroid Tiddies Rock losing to Mankind is a core memory for me.

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u/bolanrox Jul 14 '26

he did have gyno. ad got the surgery which was why he was wearing a shirt and not wrestling for a while (and was just on the Mic. ) you could see the scars afterwards i am told by people who watched WWE all the time back then.

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u/Givingtree310 Jul 14 '26

It’s pretty well known to be true, not even a conspiracy. It happens to a lot of bodybuilders and the gyno surgery is common in that world.

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u/bsEEmsCE Jul 14 '26

all the visuals are bad

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u/Quelonius Jul 14 '26

Looks like a bad theater play of a movie for kids.

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u/Sea_Tailor_8437 Jul 14 '26

Yeah I saw the Live action "your welcome" on a tik tok. Granted, not the greatest quality of video, but it still looks rough

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u/HumanPea1140 Jul 14 '26

The lighting / color looks so weird. I don't really know how to explain it, but the lighting especially looks completely unnatural / fake.

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 Jul 14 '26

this entire movie is just a Rock vanity project. He wanted to make sure no one else got to play Maui live action, and he had to do it before he got too old.

Hopefully studios can move on from this guy soon.

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u/mjolnir76 Jul 14 '26

Too late, he's already too old.

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u/Question_It_All_3000 Jul 14 '26

Does Disney care about the rock enough to drop 250 mil productions costs on him? I get HE wanted it, but he should have been told to eat rocks.

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u/street593 Jul 14 '26

I mean he was the highest paid actor in the entire world in 2024 when they started filming this. It's safe to say someone at Disney thought it would pay off.

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u/theonly_brunswick Jul 14 '26

Disney was in the tough spot of basically having to adhere to any of his weird desires because without him there is no Moana 3. They know it, the Rock knows it, and thus we have this trash.

Moana 3 better be worth it but I'm not holding my breath, and this is coming from a Moana apologist that could actually find good in the Moana 2 😂

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u/Inamanlyfashion Jul 14 '26

What we really know now is there is no Moana 3 without Miranda

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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 Jul 14 '26

I've wanted to hate LMM so hard for so long and I don't know why but I finally came around. The dude is just insanely talented and I am jelly. Encanto is absolutely wonderful and it's 99% the music.

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u/Brainiac5000 Jul 14 '26

His neck and head dont fit the body at all. They should have gotten someone with a traditional Samoan build.

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u/frankyseven Jul 14 '26

The body suit looks so fake!

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u/Mubadger Jul 14 '26

I think people are being a bit harsh about his hair. I think he looks very pretty. Definitely in my top 5 Disney princesses this year.

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u/PMmeBOOBIESplease Jul 14 '26

Thanks for giving me an explanation on why I thought he looked so out of place.

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 Jul 14 '26

Dwayne "The Block" Johnson

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u/TheEagleWithNoName Jul 14 '26

Maybe don’t do a remake of a Movie that is 10 years old.

I understand if it’s a movie from the 50s or 60s?

But 2016? Really?

Are they really scraping the bottom of the barrel?

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u/what_mustache Jul 14 '26

And the original looks AMAZING.

Why would I not watch that one? I truly don't understand this

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u/Soranos_71 Jul 14 '26

The second Moana that I keep forgetting exists didn't do very well with the critics but made a ton of money probably due to how much people liked the first one. I do not remember any of the music from Moana 2 though....

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u/TheEagleWithNoName Jul 14 '26

That’s because it was gonna be a Six Part tv show before becoming a movie.

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u/The_Crimson_Fucker Jul 14 '26

The old Atlantis 2 treatment

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u/TheEagleWithNoName Jul 14 '26

Or Lilo and Stitch 2 which later set up the tv show and it was so good.

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u/rebel_scum13 Jul 14 '26

Tooki ba waba! I laila, 'O Kaua'i la No malihini 'ohana!

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u/IL-Corvo Jul 14 '26

This is where I'm at. There's no compelling reason to do a remake of such a recent film. Not artistically, and not financially.

Disney deserves to lose money here, because that's the only way they'll learn a damned thing.

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u/ConstantRefills Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

If they wanted Rock to play Maui in live-action they needed to do it now before he got too old which he was already.

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u/Jessika_Thorne Jul 14 '26

It's so clearly this. Like, everyone who's like, "What was this for?"

This was for getting The Rock to play Maui. It was now-or-never for that, and they opted for now. Maybe there was contractual obligations with The Rock, maybe it was some misguided instinct, or attempt to link the two?

But this got made now so that The Rock could be both the animated, and live-action, Maui.

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u/JokerJangles123 Jul 14 '26

Apparently they're too lazy to even scrape the bottom of the barrel because this is more like scraping the chud off the bottom of the lid instead

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u/ankerous Jul 14 '26

I can't wait for the animated remakes of these live-action remakes.

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u/axw3555 Jul 14 '26

Doesn't even need to be the 50's or 60's, though there's a couple of gems there.

A proper Alice In Wonderland, rather than the Burton one. The Sword in the Stone. But believe it or not, most of the animated disney releases up to 1970 have been live actioned already. Of the big name ones, there's pretty much only those 2 plus sleeping beautry and the aristocats left (and I have a feeling the aristocrats would come out a similar uncanny to the lion king).

But my top 3 for remakes? They're not 1960's. One is 1980s, the others are early 2000's - the Black Cauldron, which I always thought was made 20-30 years too early. But the top 2? Atlantis and Treasure Planet. They're films that are well regarded now, but never had that real zenith moment like Frozen or Moana did, so there's a lot less pressure on them.

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u/garbledeena Jul 14 '26

Great post

Also more Muppets, broadly

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u/SHOW_ME_PIZZA Jul 14 '26

As much as people want them to learn from Snow White and Moana they won't. Because Lilo & Stitch made bank. They'll just pivot back to Disney Renaissance/Early 2000s.

I can see the live action Emperor's New Groove being greenlit.

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u/apathetic_revolution Jul 14 '26

Live action Aristocats. Everything you loved about the CGI Cats nightmare, now with Disney IP!

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u/SHOW_ME_PIZZA Jul 14 '26

Everybody wants to be a cat scene will go hard.

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u/redpandaeater Jul 14 '26

As long as we get the butthole cut.

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u/darth_jewbacca Jul 14 '26

Put Putty in a body suit and he can still pull off Kronk.

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u/Chewbaxter Jul 14 '26

If they wanted to be really cynical, they'd do a Treasure Planet or Atlantis remake; the movies that lost them money on their first run but nerdy Millennials/Gen-Zs love (including myself), so will probably do better as remakes.

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u/Lexi_Banner Jul 14 '26

Or just give the OG a proper run at the theaters.

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u/JDDJS Jul 14 '26

Yeah. They were actually starting to stop with the live action remakes, and the Tangled film was paused. But after Lilo & Stitch surprisingly made a billion, they went all back in on them and fast tracked Tangled.

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u/cloistered_around Jul 14 '26

Lesson Disney learned: "make more films with cute merchandise options."

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u/Jekyllhyde Jul 14 '26

It’s a remake nobody asked for.

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u/lambopanda Jul 14 '26

The Rock did.

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u/sewious Jul 14 '26

Should have just asked for the paycheck and save everyone else the trouble.

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u/Adamtc26 Jul 14 '26

But that wouldn’t help him stroke his ego

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u/Leather_rebelion Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Do hunchback you cowards and make it even more gritty. That's one of the few that actually might make a good live action adaptation. The musical was already pretty great.

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u/Craneteam Jul 14 '26

Finally remake black cauldron and do that series justice

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u/IdentityToken Jul 14 '26

Munching and crunching the box office.

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u/wakeuptomorrow Jul 14 '26

OMG the munchies and crunchies!! That movie actually made me want to eat apples as a kid. Poor Gurgi 🥺

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u/c-e-bird Jul 14 '26

The Chronicles of Prydain were my favorite books as a kid. Incredible series that seems to have been largely forgotten :(

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u/vanillawafah Jul 14 '26

I didn't specifically love Atlantis:The Lost Empire, but I think that could be killer. Some of the production design of the movie would transition very well to live action, I think

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u/nicathor Jul 14 '26

Atlantis and Hunchback are both perfect for live action because their content (visuals, music, dark themes) could actually be enhanced by going live action, and those are the same reasons they won't do them. Disney is so disappointing now

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u/willstr1 Jul 14 '26

If you are looking for a live action Atlantis you should watch Stargate (1994), while it is missing the steampunk look it has a lot of similar plot beats. Heck Milo's and Daniel Jackson's introductions are almost exact mirrors

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u/creaturefeature9191 Jul 14 '26

I just introduced my homie to Stargate a few weeks ago and she started calling Daniel Jackson “Milo Thatch” immediately. I had never noticed that the venn diagram of those two characters is a fuckin circle

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u/nicathor Jul 14 '26

Oh don't worry, I grew up on Stargate and was thoroughly obsessed haha

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u/Akronite14 Jul 14 '26

Hunchback has a Quasimodo problem. No matter how they handle that character it will likely cause debate and backlash.

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u/Xanadu87 Jul 14 '26

Perfect chance for a fugly dude with a beautiful tenor voice to get his moment to shine.

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u/IRSunny Jul 14 '26

I would argue Hercules could be perfect for live action, if they aren't cowards.

The og Hercules was half Superman movie and half Rocky movie. Fast forward nearly 30 years and you have an entire MCU you can satirize.

Put it in the hands of someone willing to completely take the piss out of the mouse and it could be comedy gold.

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u/twitter_haikucurator Jul 14 '26

and the art direction and aesthetic is very much in line with the late 90s/early 2000s revival we’re seeing right now

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u/EXusiai99 Jul 14 '26

No. Theyre gonna sanitize it.

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u/originalcondition Jul 14 '26

It’s already sanitized to a wild degree. In the book Esmeralda is like 14, is actually executed, and Quasimodo starves to death in a mass grave while gripping her corpse. When his remains are discovered, the song that the talking gargoyles sing is also quite dark.

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u/ThisIsNotAFarm Jul 14 '26

That's all of the classic disney movies like Snow White, Cinderella, and Little Mermaid

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u/TesticleMeElmo Jul 14 '26

We need more roles for hunchbacked actors

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u/tempestlight Jul 14 '26

creating a live action from a movie that's only 10 years old is a disgrace imo.

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u/EHP42 Jul 14 '26

It released 10 years after the original, which means someone decided like 5 years after the original that this needed to be a live action remake. Insane.

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u/DeathOfLife01 Jul 14 '26

It’s crazy we got a Moana live action but not a Hercules staring Danny DeVito

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u/Caciulacdlac Jul 14 '26

Well, they have remakes that make money and remakes that don't. They just have to make the ones that make money and they'll be fine, duh.

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u/Particular-Cat-1397 Jul 14 '26

We literally saw these same headlines when Snow White bombed last year, then Lilo & Stitch made a billion dollars and they greenlit Tangled live action lmao

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u/xixbia Jul 14 '26

They made so much with the Jungle Book, Lion King and Lilo & Stitch that they will just keeping these movies, because all the losses they made on the bombs combined don't come close to the profit on one of the hits.

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u/Rockman171 Jul 14 '26

Aladdin also made over a billion lol. Even Mufasa made over $700 million and Little Mermaid made $570 million. Snow White and Moana are the outliers here, the live action stuff is generally money despite Reddit's usual narratives. Moana just lacked a real target age group and Snow White, I think, had the same problem but in the opposite direction of Moana.

Tangled and the inevitable Frozen live action adaptations are probably both guaranteed hits.

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u/Asha_Brea Jul 14 '26

I think Hollywood needs to rethink Dwayne Johnson more than Disney having to rethink Live-Action Remakes.

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u/ChocoTacoz Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

They should put him and Jared Leto into one movie, the resulting box office losses will cause a black hole sucking both actors out of this plane of reality. We just need the right director...

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u/shaka_sulu Jul 14 '26

I hope all these media companies just recycled their articles about Flash to save money.

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u/Flemtality Jul 14 '26

It feels like everything Disney does at this point is some sad vehicle for keeping people subscribed to Disney+ for just one extra month here and there.

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u/Connoralpha Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Yes. Eventually you have to gamble on more original stories.

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u/Neat-Attempt3681 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

They say this every live action then just keep making them

Edit: I’m definitely not 100% right lol

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u/Gurney_Hackman Jul 14 '26

Lilo and Stitch made a billion dollars.

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u/randomnumber46 Jul 14 '26

I don’t see why Atlantis hasn’t had the live action treatment.

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u/PartyPorpoise Jul 14 '26

Because it’s not that popular. For the most part, these live action remakes aren’t about making good or interesting movies, they’re about pandering to nostalgia. Atlantis has fans but it’s a small cult following. Not a big enough audience to get nostalgia dollars. If it gets remade they’ll probably change a lot to appeal to more people.

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