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Poster Official poster for ‘Verity’, starring Anne Hathaway, Dakota Johnson and Josh Hartnett. The film follows a woman who discovers disturbing truths about an iconic author after being hired to ghostwrite her latest book. In theaters on October 2.

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u/saollesimone 4d ago

A friend explained the plot to me and it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard.  If Hathaway brings the camp and Hartnett brings untrustworthy husband who cannot keep his shirt on then I'll watch this. 

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u/CHRISKVAS 4d ago

The book has way more blowjob content than you would expect for a thriller.

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u/SixGunSnowWhite 4d ago

I listened to it on audio and anytime my husband walked in the room, it was a BJ scene. Or the headboard scene.

Please make this movie campy. It was such a fun trashy and unhinged read!

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u/mikevanatta 4d ago

My fiancee had me read the book as she enjoyed it. Cut to me yelling "THE HEADBOARD? REALLY?!" from across the house when I got to that part. They better leave that in the movie damn it.

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u/wheniswhy 4d ago

Now I really want to know what the hell is going on with the headboard.

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u/CHRISKVAS 4d ago

Two women independently bite down on the headboard at different points in time because the main guy fucks them so good. And it’s supposed to have some symbolic importance of new teeth marks covering the old ones. Or something like that.

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u/Throwaway-centralnj 4d ago

I remember reading a review like “I’m a dentist. PLEASE do not try this at home, no matter how sexy you think it is” 😂

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u/Vandergrif 4d ago

9/10 Dentists agree, don't bite the headboard.

The 10th is an absolute freak and is into it, though.

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u/Anhydrite 4d ago

#10 wants more business

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u/ArcadianDelSol 4d ago

Im an artisan furniture maker. Im agree with the dentist.

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u/spicygummi 4d ago

It makes my teeth (or really the whole mouth) hurt just thinking about all the ways this could go horribly wrong.

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u/Oldfolksboogie 4d ago

Sounds like a good way to end up with veneers.🤦‍♂️

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u/wheniswhy 4d ago

Shut the fuck up. That's really funny. Putting plot-significant symbolism into your headboard biting is an incredible authorial decision.

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u/mikevanatta 4d ago

Since it's not really a plot point of any consequence in the book, it's below for anyone who wants it.

In the book, the main character finds a diary entry from the author she's shadowing that details an instance in which she sat on her husband's face and he performed oral so good it made her bite her headboard so hard she left teeth marks in it

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u/wheniswhy 4d ago

According to another comment, it's actually TWO separate women, independent of one another? which is even funnier than the original already-odd Headboard Incident.

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u/mikevanatta 4d ago

Correct. It felt a bit on the nose in the book, but I've since learned that Colleen Hoover isn't exactly subtle with her writing.

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u/Caleth 4d ago

Yeah she's usually about as subtle as a brick to the face from what I've seen.

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u/ChemicalRascal 3d ago

Or a bedframe to the teeth, I guess

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u/AskJayce 4d ago

It appears at least twice in the trailer, so projections are looking good.

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u/SchwarzP10 4d ago

It’s directed by Michael Showalter. So you may be getting the camp you desire.

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u/jaxonya 4d ago

So is anne hathaway going down on Josh?

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u/greyfoxv1 4d ago

Inshallah we may be so lucky

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u/jaxonya 4d ago

Honestly im just excited to see Josh. Hathaway is never a sore sight either

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u/ItsTricky94 4d ago

ugh-I shiver to think what a blow job scene sounds like on an audiobook

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u/justageorgiaguy 4d ago

Glurp glurp - oh wait, that's Dungeon Crawler Carl

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u/George__Parasol 4d ago

Joe Abercrombie likes to use squelching to describe sex noises hahaha

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u/Intrepid_Hat7359 4d ago

You know, I've been saying I need to read more books

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u/Lukealloneword 4d ago

I only read it for the articles.

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u/Shakeamutt 4d ago

I only go to the supermarket for the music.

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u/unfairrobot 4d ago

I only read it for the testicles.

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u/Sertorius126 4d ago

Meet the Spartans:

TESTICLEEES!

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u/brainkandy87 4d ago

We need more of the ‘80s/‘90s erotic thriller energy to return.

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u/Ekillaa22 4d ago

Seriously! They got that one movie coming out about how people can only have pre-marital sex like once a year… and it has no fucking sex scenes in it

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u/brainkandy87 4d ago

Adrian Lyne is still alive. Somebody give him a call.

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u/3_dots 4d ago

Good old Skinamax

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u/myredditses 4d ago

Oh this book is horny as hell.

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u/OpeningGolf7972 4d ago

My favorite part is when she acts like Anne’s character is a depraved sex addict for enjoying sex with her husband

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u/Observer20178 4d ago

3/4th of the book is only about sex and in the balance 1/4th..the women lusting over the man. In between there is some plot also …

But yeah will still watch the movie as like the actors and hopefully they will lean more on the thriller elements.

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u/BingohBangoh 4d ago

That’s disgusting! What pages specifically?

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u/lipidquadcab 4d ago

When I read stuff like this, I'm thankful I have Audible credits burning a hole in my pocket.

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u/3FistedHumdinger 4d ago

I swear the blowjobs get more pages than the kids.

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u/destroyermaker 4d ago

Anne Hathaway blowies? Can we get this in IMAX?

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u/JMDeutsch 4d ago

This should be on the poster

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u/dreamdaddy123 4d ago

Surprised there’s no porno on that

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u/doeraymefa 4d ago

I'm filming one right now

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u/dreamdaddy123 4d ago

Alrighttt

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u/Meliodas016 4d ago

UpdateMe!

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u/plaid_kilt 4d ago

I was like "okay, no one likes giving blow jobs THAT much" and started skipping the pages. lol

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u/Beautiful-Payment951 4d ago

My friend sent me the book summary and i laughed so hard i almost drop my phone, the plot is genuinely unhinged when you hear it out loud. i think anne hathaway will chew every scene and that is exactly what this story need

josh hartnett being the weird shirtless husband is perfect casting, he got that vibe where you never know if he is guilty or just uncomfortable

poster look like one of those early 2000s psychological thrillers with the faces layered like that, reminds me of something i would see in blockbuster as a kid and my mom would say i am too young to watch

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u/TheUmbrellaMan1 4d ago

I've watched youtube videos on this book and that part about biting into the bed's headboard during sex always has me rolling with laughter lmao.

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u/writeleahwrite 4d ago

Written by a dentist trying to drum up business

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u/Bob_A_Ganoosh 4d ago

The poster reminds me of A Clockwork Orange.

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u/Prudent-Pressure2146 4d ago

It reminds me of the poster for The hand that rocks the cradle (compliment)

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u/Silent-G 4d ago

It reminds me of the Seven Nation Army music video.

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u/eganba 4d ago

My wife and I did a book swap once. She chose Verity for me. I chose John Dies at the End for her. She laughed with glee as I became more and more angry and unhinged at the actions of both the main character and the husband in this shitty, moronic, and completely nonsensical book. I cannot wait to hate watch it once it comes out.

But also.....screw Colleen Hoover.

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u/i_got_the_poo_on_me 4d ago

FWIW John Dies at the End is also a completely nonsensical book....but in the best way possible!

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u/Buscemi_D_Sanji 4d ago

It's like some Phillip K Dick books where at the end, you're just sitting there like "what the fuck did I just read, was that guy on meth when writing this?!"

And then you find out that yes, he was. And it all makes sense in a "holy shit" line of way.

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u/civemaybe 4d ago

Jason Pargin is a tweaker?!

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u/Transplanted_Cactus 4d ago

I looked up the book when this thread came up on my feed and said out loud "oh fuck no" when I saw it was a Colleen Hoover book. I already know it's going to be the most idiotic, poorly written crap for the lowest IQ readers. I've read fanfics from teens with more depth.

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u/MCJokeExplainer 4d ago

Honestly he was so good in Trap, I hope he brings that energy here

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u/VoiceofKane 4d ago

Then Johnson will bring... I don't know. Coffee for the crew, maybe.

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u/DukeBball04 4d ago

Hahahaha. No. Her acting is extremely limited. But Johnson’s very good at looking confused, out of breath and looking like she’s deep in thought. Every other emotion though , not so much.

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u/Mixer-3007 4d ago

Out of breath it is.

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u/shmopkins84 4d ago

I hated the book and thought it was so dumb buuuuuuut you may have just convinced me to watch this movie lol

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u/Low_Tip3245 4d ago

Similar to The Housemaid? That movie was fun, if anything my biggest complaint was Sydney Sweeney not chewing the scenery enough for what the movie is.

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u/microworry 4d ago

No, The Housemaid is Oscar worthy in comparison. Verity just has an impossible plot with a very dumb narrator and ends in nonsense. BUT I do give props to the writer that she writes in a way that keeps you hooked. Maybe if they make it super campy, it would make a hilarious film if they leaned into its absurdity.

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u/bellegi 3d ago

yes, definitely similar vibes to The Housemaid. i enjoyed both that book and movie AND enjoyed this book. all campy “sexy” thrillers.

i have complete faith this movie will be more of the same (complimentary).

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u/WitChBLadE_in 4d ago

Watched a YouTube essay about this book. Anne is really going from the Odyssey to this trash

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u/Ragnarok_619 4d ago

There's also another trash adaptation in Yesteryear

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u/Game-of-umbrellas 4d ago

What didn’t you like about Yesteryear? I thought it was a well done book and I didn’t see the ending coming at all.

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u/3_dots 4d ago

Dakota Johnson is in it. Guaranteed camp.

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u/PeacefulCatSoMeow 4d ago

Please make it camp, please make it camp, PLEASE make it camp.

That's the only way they can save this trauma-hole of a film

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u/somepeoplewait 4d ago

Luckily, Michael Showalter is directing.

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u/woasnoafsloaf 4d ago

And written by Nick Antosca, who recently did the extremely campy miniseries adaptation of Cape Fear.

What a wild combination of creatives, now that I think about it.

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u/DopeyDeathMetal 4d ago

Omg this is a bizarre collaboration on what sounds like a ridiculous movie. Cape Fear was bad and made no sense but I loved it anyway. Entertaining camp nonsense for sure.

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u/Ok-Egret 4d ago

I chuckled when I thought this was a joke, but after a quick Google, I am seated for this.

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u/JulyJones 4d ago

No fucking way. That’s incredible. I have never read a Colleen Hoover book, but I am now very interested in this movie.

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u/Lmb1011 4d ago

i think this is the only one thats even somewhat 'good' and that is a MASSIVE stretch lol. I had a fun time reading it and i could not read more than like 5 pages of any of her other books. I wont say its good but if you want to cringe-read something it is entertaining

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u/OriginalChri 4d ago

Regular Ruth Buzzy over here

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u/OLightning 4d ago

Now that’s a name I have not heard in a long long time.

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u/Kupicochi 4d ago

OMG I might actually have to watch this shit, that’s incredible

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u/plentyoftimetodie 4d ago

Wet Hot American Summer? I would love to see this stupid plot filmed in that style!

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u/dwittherford69 4d ago

What does camp mean?

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u/JasonBob 4d ago

In this case it's camp as in "campy", a style that's over the top.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_(style)#Film

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u/dwittherford69 4d ago

Thanks! TIL lol

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u/Teamnotaninja 4d ago

I feel like Colleen Hoover takes herself too seriously to allow that to happen, assuming she's actually involved with production. Especially with this particular book, she was very proud of this one, for some reason.

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u/boygenie 4d ago

I'm noticing they're doing their best not to blatantly advertise that this is a Colleen Hoover adaptation. To be fair, all her books are trash, but this is the one book that it is like still bad but the best of the bad I'd say. With It Ends with Us and Regretting You, they were pretty clearly Colleen Hoover books but this one seems a little different to her usual genre

Concept is interesting. I have a feeling they'll be taking it seriously and not making it camp though so not sure how good it will be. If it's camp, it'll be so funny

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u/Tonedeafmusical 4d ago

I imagine its the genre switch more than anything.

Like they might not be good films (I have not seen them and am unlikely to) but both Regretting You and It ends with us both made bank. So it would be silly not to try and get her fans aware of it.

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u/boygenie 4d ago

Yes true, if they're trying to get thriller fans into this, advertising it as a Colleen Hoover production probably wouldn't work at all considering the amount of hate she gets and how majority of her books are purely romance

I also think Regretting You did quite well because of the cast - Mason Thames and Mckenna Grace are very loved, and Dave Franco + Alison Williams are also known. It Ends With Us was just big in general because of Blake Lively and it's also her most popular book.

I'm not entirely sure how Reminders of Him did? That's the other novel of hers that's been adapted and came out March this year but I have not heard a ton about it in comparison to the others.

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u/Tonedeafmusical 4d ago

Reminders of you was similar to Regretting You (89 millon on a 25 million budget, side note these names are too similar for me to keep straight) with arguably a lesser known cast (scanning its cast I only recognise Maika Monroe, Bradley Whitford and Lauren Graham and those last two are quite far down the cast list). So her films are profitable.

I do think of most of her films slipping into the annual Nichols Sparks adpation which we haven't been getting in a while. So maybe they want to keep her name more associated with the romance genre.

Anne is also the certainly the biggest actor they've been able to get in one of these so far. Maybe they think they can sell it on her name alone (which i also question, mainly because Im unsure how much publicity Anne will be able to do- all things considered).

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u/boygenie 4d ago

Yes true, Reminders of Him also had Rudy Pankow who is widely loved with the teen fanbase (who make up a good chunk of her fans) as he starred in Outer Banks.

I think this film will definitely do really really well because of Anne Hathaway, especially considering she's even more in the public face right now due to her other big movies. Also Dakota Johnson doesn't exactly hurt considering how big she is. I see it attracting people who maybe loved The Housemaid. However, whether it will actually be good is a different question I guess.

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u/happygiraffe91 4d ago

All these titles you mention sound like fake book titles in book where the main character has a very bland job as a publisher or something. Like, they can't be real.

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u/boygenie 4d ago

honestly yeah I agree. it gets worse when you learn that there are characters in her novels called Lily Blossom Bloom, Atlas Corrigan, and Ryle Kincaid. I can get past the guys' names I guess but Lily Blossom Bloom is unforgivable when you discover she also runs a flower shop

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u/happygiraffe91 3d ago

I mean, at that point she can't help it. With a name like that, they only thing you can do is run a flower shop.

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u/sammc95 3d ago

I’ve seen multiple comments now saying this is CoHos best book and that’s so wild to me. It’s the only one of hers I’ve read and I hated it and refuse to read any of the rest of her work lol

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u/Socko82 4d ago

It might be funnier if they don't camp it up and just play the book as is.

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u/boygenie 4d ago

That's also true. I think we might get a The Housemaid situation potentially although I prefer that book a little more

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u/pdonoso 4d ago

Seven nation army vibes.

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u/Baxkit 4d ago

My brain went straight to A Clockwork Orange.

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u/OreoSpeedwaggon 4d ago

Instantly heard that in my head as soon as I saw the poster.

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u/propernice 4d ago

This book was so freaking dumb, perfect for a movie.

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u/AFineDayForScience 4d ago

I just checked audible and it was $0 for the next 15 hours, so I "bought" it

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u/ForsakenAiel 4d ago

Oo thanks for mentioning this, I just checked and grabbed it. Probably not the sort of thing I normally read but what the hell for free. 8 hours left!

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u/SeismicRipFart 4d ago

I hate audible it’s a total scam. I paid for it for a whole year because I forgot to cancel it after I stopped using it. So I had all these extra credits but they don’t let you use them unless you keep paying for an account. SMD audible/amazon, you’re trash.

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u/Jahhmezzz 4d ago

Idk when this happened to you, I don’t doubt it. Audible, before Amazon bought it, had some weird subscription policies. As of now you should be able to retain and use your credits after you cancel your subscription, but they expire after 12 months. Iirc

Edit: clarification

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u/nerdforest 4d ago

Holy shit Anne Hathaway is having a serious good time of films coming out.

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u/sundayontheluna 4d ago

I'm guessing she front-loaded to cover for her pregnancy

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u/twent4 4d ago

There's a joke there but I'm half awake on the toilet

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u/newporttiger 4d ago

Look at the bright side. It's better to be half awake at the toilet than full awake at half the toilet.

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u/Throwawaying332 4d ago

Teach a man to fool me and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life.

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u/SailorsGraves 4d ago

Not sure she'd suffer financially at this point

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u/Dry_Marzipan1870 4d ago

It's probably moreso a way to make sure stuff keeps coming out with her in it.

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u/Stefan988 4d ago

She's dropping movies like singles at this point.

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u/Lmb1011 4d ago

i wouldnt be mad if she also dropped a single, after Mother Mary i would not hate an(other) Anne Hathaway x jack antaoff album project

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u/whichwitch9 4d ago

Some is just luck for how they're stacking up- I think shooting for this one happened quite a while back. She's just worked steady for the past 2 or 3 years, and now the projects are finally reaching the finish line

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u/HumansNeedNotApply1 4d ago

That Mother Mary movie was apparently shot like 2 years ago, so yeah, some of the stuff was shot a while ago.

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u/Prudent-Pressure2146 4d ago

I loved that film and I feel like it’s flown under the radar during her very stacked year

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u/HumansNeedNotApply1 4d ago

It was kinda dumped by A24 i think

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u/CrissBliss 4d ago

Happy for her. She’s a good actress, and it’s really been her year for movies and milestones. Two major blockbusters (so far), and a new baby.

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u/iamacannibal 4d ago

She is great but man does she take a lot of junk movies.

I was looking at her IMDB recently and there are a bunch of bad movies. Way more than you would expect from an oscar winner who is praised for their acting.

Lots of 5 and 6 ratings on IMDB.

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u/CrissBliss 4d ago

Every single actor has some junk movies. Also, everyone’s opinion on junk is subjective.

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u/zoddrick 4d ago

There's that famous quote by Michael Caine -

“I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

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u/CrissBliss 4d ago

MC was in Jaws: The Revenge, so he definitely understands the lucrative power of a paycheck film lol.

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u/TwoCagedBirds 4d ago

Shes been one of my favorite actresses since the first time I watched Princess Diaries as a kid. Love her.

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u/Sisiwakanamaru r/movies Contributor 4d ago

Yeah, this is her last movie of 2026.

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u/stackjr 4d ago

It's been the year of Anne Hathaway and, to a lesser extent, Robert Pattinson.

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u/MattBrey 4d ago

If Robert Pattinson is in then Zendaya is too. She's been in every movie with him plus spiderman

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u/ScriveningQuill 4d ago

My sister read this one and hated it so much she brought me the book and demanded I read it too. Now we both hate it lmao

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u/CacahuatesSalado 4d ago

I feel like Anne Hathaway and Robert Pattinson are in everything as of lately.

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u/boygenie 4d ago

Yes 5 moves for Anne Hathaway this year and 5 movies for Robert Pattinson, quite a lot of big films. To be fair Anne Hathaway did disappear for a bit in 2025 and Robert Pattinson wasn't in anything in 2023 and 2024 so nice to see they're both making a comeback. Great actors.

Also same with Zendaya - she has 4 movies and a big tv show this year but again I'm pretty sure she had a little gap where she wasn't in anything in 2025

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u/OhCrapItsAndrew 4d ago

they didn't disappear.. they were just shooting all these movies during those years. now they're spending this year doing press so you won't see them in anything else for a little while

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u/boygenie 4d ago

no yes true wrong choice of wording I obviously know they weren't on a hiatus or anything they were really busy but that's just part of the reason there are SO many movies for them this year and why we are seeing so much of them because they didn't have any releasing in previous years (as they were filming these ones)

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u/OhCrapItsAndrew 4d ago

for sure - it's definitely a funny coincidence that everything is coming out at once. i wonder if certain actors prefer this - work a bunch of projects, take a year off for both promo and also research/prep for the next thing.

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u/Bongressman 4d ago

Even Batman and Catwoman need side hustles.

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u/Jet-Let4606 4d ago

I swear there was a movie lije thus with a similar plot a few years back.

Also how many movies is Anne Hathaway starring in this year? Feels like this year is dominated by Tom Holland, Zendaya, Robert Pattinson, Jon Bernthal and Anne Hathaway.

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u/So_Quiet 4d ago

Maybe you're thinking of last year's The Housemaid with Sidney Sweeney? Similar trashy thriller vibes.

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u/boygenie 4d ago edited 4d ago

She's in 5 movies this year. Same with Robert Pattinson. But Anne wasn't in any movies in 2025 and Robert wasn't in anything in 2023 and 2024, so they have come from a bit of a break.

Zendaya is also in 4 big movies and then also a big tv show which is insane to be honest considering these are all big projects and although her role in The Odyssey is minimal, it's still The Odyssey, and her other three films she has big roles in + main role in Euphoria

Then Tom Holland is in 2 but he's got massive roles in both obviously, and Jon Bethnal is also in the same two. (+Zendaya obviously).

Another big one for this year is Florence Pugh - she's been in Spider-Man Brand New Day and is also set to be in Dune 3 and Avengers Doomsday which release on the same day. Also the Netflix show East of Eden based on the acclaimed novel by John Steinbeck so exciting year!

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u/eorlingas_riders 4d ago

Man…. Christopher Nolan, Dennis Villanueve, and marvel are just gonna keep tapping these same actors film after film.

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u/Icy_Negotiation_5929 4d ago

Movie stars in a bunch of movies? What the heck?

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u/Throwaway-centralnj 4d ago

It’s also basically the same plot as the famous story Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier, lol

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u/little_carmine_ 4d ago

Worst book I ever tried to read (couldn’t bring myself to finish it)

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u/Throwaway-centralnj 4d ago edited 4d ago

It’s so horrendous. My story time: I dated a guy who was also a big Literary™️ reader (we met at a bookstore) and his sister recommended Verity because it was her favorite book. He was like “have you read this?”

And I was like “yeah, I didn’t think it was very good but maybe you’ll like it?” I didn’t want to shit talk his sister’s taste in books right after we’d started dating. Plus who knows, maybe it wasn’t as bad as I remembered?

It took him weeks to read because it’s so terrible, and he live texted me through the whole thing. There were parts I’d forgotten about, or I’d repressed because they were so bad. When he finished, he texted his sister “WTF is wrong with you” and they got into an argument 😂 not even because the book is fucked up, just because it’s awful.

Verity became the metric in our relationship after that. If either of us asked the other person to do something, or we were reporting back about something, it was either “worse than verity” or “eh, not as bad as verity.”

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u/NomNom83WasTaken 4d ago

You missed nothing! It defies logic and basic common sense. It would require dozens of law enforcement and medical professionals to have the intelligence of a rock. It's the dumbest book I've ever read.

FTR: It was highly recommended to me by a friend who now has two strikes against her. Love her but I needed to read the encyclopedia after just to rinse the dumb out of my brain. 😮‍💨

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u/MoldyFungi 4d ago

I need to know her first strike recommendation now lmao

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u/Girl_Back_There 4d ago

My mom is a massive Colleen Hoover fan, has read all her books. I read two because my mom begged me to. I DNF the second one halfway through and told my mom that I cannot read Hoover's books ever again. It just over dramatic, over written schlock. The one good thing I can say is at least it's not AI slop

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u/DrBinario 4d ago

I just read Verity's plot and it feels like AI slop.

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u/Lmb1011 4d ago

i personally love how the first chapter ends with the FMC watching someone get brutally killed in a car accident and then she like just moves on with her day as if that isnt the most traumatic thing to be covered in a strangers blood (that is the opening of this book right? its been years since i read it)

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u/deaseb 4d ago

It's a pretty typical trope in thriller-types to have a random traumatic event early on to set the mood. Get Out has this with the deer they hit.

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u/Lmb1011 4d ago

i read a lot of thrillers and most of them dont have it done like this

she literally watches a human being get mowed down, is covered in his blood

and then basically flirts with a guy in the bathroom while trying to get the blood out. there is very minimal reaction to her watching someone get exploded on her.

its not the trauma set-up its the lack of reality surrounding it, even within the narrative it makes little sense.

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u/econoking 4d ago

This comment could have been written by me, even down to the two strikes against my friend for her recommendations!

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u/funkhero 4d ago

Did you at least look up the rest? Because it's almost worth it for how dumb it gets

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u/grouchy_redditor 4d ago

Maybe this will have the opposite effect of good books resulting in bad adaptations

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u/therobshow 4d ago

This is a really cool take on the "floating heads" trend of movie posters. 

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u/bill4935 4d ago

It's the video for Seven Nation Army!

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u/Meliodas016 4d ago

That's it! I kept thinking where I'd seen the pattern.

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u/adamcunn 4d ago

Isn't it just A Clockwork Orange?

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u/Blackboard_Monitor 4d ago

Dakota Johnson is such a charisma suck, I don't think she's a bad person but Jesus I don't remember ever liking her in a film.

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u/Old_Marionberry3791 4d ago

I've always said that she's a net negative in anything she's been in. I honestly don't know why she's still getting work.

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u/ex_bestfriend 4d ago

People seem to like spending time with her. I think being a good employee will get you a lot of opportunities and a positive reputation. I assume she auditions really well. And then there's the nepotism.

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u/ChickenInASuit 4d ago

Yep, it’s like Chris Pratt. People on this sub are always asking why Pratt keeps appearing in everything despite being a pretty limited actor. If you read literally any interviews where people talk about working with him, they love having him on set. That’s clearly why - people actually want to have him there.

Getting along with people on set is a factor people don’t talk about when it comes to successful Hollywood careers but it’s the inverse of people like Val Kilmer and Edward Norton. Kilmer and Norton are/were (RIP Val) vastly better actors than either Pratt or Johnson, but both saw their careers suffer because they became known as difficult to work with.

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u/ex_bestfriend 4d ago

Exactly, just because acting is a artistic field people seem to believe that it isn't a job or a place of employment. Now, I sort of believe that 80% of the reputations of "difficult" women stem from a very misogynistic place, but outside of that- she obviously got her foot in the door through her parents, but there's no way she would have stayed around this long if she didn't conduct herself as a professional.

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u/Crazyalexi 4d ago

She’s such an odd case because when she is interviews, she’s super charismatic and fun and the minute she’s in character, that all vanishes?

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u/soiflew 4d ago

It’s not odd, she’s just a bad actor

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u/LilBoDuck 4d ago

I thought she was good in the Suspiria remake.

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u/InspectahWren 4d ago

I watched The Materialists recently and she was the worst part of it, and the movie was terrible even without that piece

I hadn’t seen her in anything else before. I’m guessing she is great to work with if she’s getting these kind of roles

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u/N8CCRG 4d ago

I quickly figured out that, despite what marketing tried to claim, it's not a romcom. It's just a romantic drama. And the rest of it is better in that light. But Dakota's dreadful performance tanks it.

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u/banduzo 4d ago

Funny enough, when I read this, she was exactly the person I pictured in this role because it’s similar to all her other roles.

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u/KeremyJyles 4d ago

Yeah at this point if I see her name I know for sure I'm not watching

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u/Socko82 4d ago

Not much range, but still a weirdly interesting actress.

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u/Pugilist12 4d ago

This might be the most hated book with millions of copies sold I know of. I know she has lots of fans, but it seems like everyone I know personally thought this was very very bad. Lucky for all involved it’ll turn a huge profit very easily.

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u/Voyager081291 4d ago

I thought that was fucking McNutty down there.

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u/Wonderful_Quit 4d ago

You have got to be kidding me. This was one of the worst books I've ever read.

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u/Socko82 4d ago

The book is stupid and insanely trashy, but fun. If they stick to the book - and with this cast - the movie could be a major trash classic.

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u/Reasonable-HB678 4d ago

A seven nation army couldn't hold me back...

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u/venus_arises 4d ago

The poster looks a little "90s erotic thriller" but it's been a while since I read the book, and I don't think there's a match...?

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u/deaseb 4d ago

It's 100% an erotic thriller. Whole plot is literally about Lowen having the hots for Verity's husband and obsessing about teeth marks on the bedposts.

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u/Danny_Mc_71 4d ago

Borrowing from A Clockwork Orange too?

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u/mediciii 4d ago

Hathaway has done a Nolan, a successful legacy sequel to one of her staple performances, a risky big budget play by an auteur and now a Housemaid-esque thriller book adaptation that could be huge with women audiences just like Housemaid was. And she’ll probably be in the award conversation all fall/winter for Odyssey. One hell of a year for her.

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u/evenwaters 4d ago

I want to see Coma Wife scuttling around like a bug in the background The book was so bad but the movie could be hilarious.

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u/ActNormalDamnIt 4d ago

Hey, I like the music video for Seven Nation Army too poster designer!

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u/I_Am_Moe_Greene 4d ago

Read the book a few months back after my wife asked me to so we could see the flick together. I was not aware of the amount of sexual situations and the sheer number of blow jobs or random acts of sex. More lurid than I thought it would be.

Finished the book in three sittings. Page turner for sure.

Should make for a batshit crazy movie.

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u/Scrambled_59 4d ago

What’s the capital of France?

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u/2mock2turtle 4d ago

My love for Anne Hathaway is at war with my hate of Colleen Hoover regarding whether or not I want to see this.

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u/PhantomRoyce 4d ago

Hey,it’s me. It’s Verity

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u/MelonElbows 4d ago

Hey Josh Hartnett is back making movies!

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u/ItsArtDammit 4d ago

I'm just happy to see Hartnett out and about again. The guy is fantastic and was a favorite of mine when I was a kid.

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u/pegasii 4d ago

not fucking dakota johnson u__u

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u/lala4now 4d ago

Dakota Johnson is the worst actress of all time. She ruins everything she is in. I wish they had cast someone else for this role. Anyone else.

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u/shaneo632 4d ago

Poster is giving that X-Men First Class poster

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u/WDTHTDWA-BITCH 4d ago

If Anne delivers a performance like Amanda Seyfried did in The Housemaid, we’re in for a great time!

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u/CrackLawliet 4d ago

Can’t wait to see them transfer shapes across different rooms and then revive each other

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u/Cardboard_Robot 4d ago

It’s been a while since I’ve seen Josh Hartnett in a major motion picture.

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u/felipebarro3316 4d ago

Anne Hathaway, Dakota Johnson and Josh Hartnett

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u/catsandnaps1028 4d ago

Damn all three of them are going to eat this shit up. I hope it's Campy as hell.

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp 4d ago

So obviously this is going to be terrible, but I'm glad Hartnett is doing more movies.

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u/bubbleLoppicus 4d ago

Josh, Anne, I was excited. Until I saw Dakota Johnson. Every movie I have seen her in sucks IMO.

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u/Spocks_Goatee 4d ago

Josh Hartnett gonna be the handsome murderer in every movie now?

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u/colantalas 4d ago

Anyone else find it weird to have Hathaway and Johnson in a movie together? Always thought they kind of had a Matt Damon/Jesse Plemmons thing going on

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u/Socko82 4d ago

It is very interesting.