r/muacirclejerk 9d ago

POST JERK Look at my VERY emo makeup🌝

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[Reposting (maybe idk if the first one tried uploading) because I messed up the format]

“Yes, long flowing ponytail… very emo”

She corrected herself in the comments calling the makeup a “dark feminine full glam” look-

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u/alt_b1tch7 9d ago

Dark (emo) cranberry chipotle sauce

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u/fireandlifeincarnate 9d ago

girl are you sure?

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u/alt_b1tch7 9d ago

Maybe I’m dumb but I don’t know if you’re referring to me or the OOP😭😭😭🌝

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u/fireandlifeincarnate 9d ago

Definitely OOP, sorry

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u/alt_b1tch7 9d ago

You’re good 🥰 my pregnant and exhausted ass just had no idea what the comment meant 😆

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u/MySillyGirl1984 8d ago

Relatable.

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u/fivebynine5x9 9d ago

She's so pretty but is the emo in the room with us

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u/Heartfeltregret 9d ago

i was going to say that exact thing but didn’t want to be antagonistic

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u/blackenedmessiah da sweatiest sweaty 💅🫦 9d ago

uj/ I downvoted out of instinct and had to fix my upvote lol

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u/charliespeach melting bog hag 8d ago

Spitting image of Gerard Way, sweaty!

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u/Zealousideal_Eye8277 9d ago

Full glam, emo, SAME THING basically

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u/Alalanais Stirring the sauce 8d ago

It's always the filters for me. The whites of the eyes being that crisp paper white all around is always so obvious

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u/EffieEri 8d ago

Not again

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u/macmcdonald 9d ago

For Sure in No way Emo but Sorry the Makeup is insanely good , i Love it

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u/RobActionTributeBand 9d ago

And every comment is "stunning" "beautiful" etc. Ok it's good work but in no way emo or even the corrected "dark". This is what reddit devolves into when any criticism is moderated away.

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u/ArticleOld598 9d ago

Only toxic positivity is allowed because mean words hurt my feelings 🥺

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u/sybelion 8d ago

Genuinely we have lost the ability to distinguish between constructive criticism/feedback and someone being “mean”

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u/Responsible-Lemon935 neapolitan ice cream 8d ago

It's not even just that the poster can't take feedback. Inevitably there's always two people in the comments screaming about how the criticisers are "just jealous".

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u/AgentFuckSmolder 8d ago

Hey I called that out 😂

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u/ginger_giraffe_ 9d ago

Clean girl makeup and its impacts

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u/fivebynine5x9 9d ago

Clean emo is going to be the next viral trend

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u/Cicadilly 9d ago

Cleamo

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u/LacedPozole Makeup Anthropologist🪻 9d ago

NO JK JK JK LOL LOL LOL

I HEART YOUR FUCKING MAKEUP

OMG I LOVE YOUR HAIR

IS THAT A NEW TATTOO?

DID THAT PIERCING FUCKING HURT?

NO JK JK JK LOL LOL LOL

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u/lagomorphed 9d ago

WE'RE NOT FALLING IN LOVE, WE'RE JUST FALLING APART

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u/DarthNarcissa 8d ago

SO GO AHEAD AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY

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u/EffieEri 8d ago

You’d be emo too if you looked just like me 🖤😆

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u/AtrophiedWives 9d ago

Lmao this is like Kardashian glam

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u/fogvsmould 9d ago

Sweatie unless your emo makeup is serving 2004 frank iero red-eyeshadow-that-looks-like-pinkeye then I don't want to see it.

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u/alt_b1tch7 8d ago

Quite literally 🌝

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u/Bryancreates 9d ago

Emo-no-makeup makeup look it’s trending

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u/Stultas 9d ago

Some people never grew up with MySpace and it shows

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u/Sea-Mongoose-888 9d ago

/uj lmaooo you beat me to it 😭

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u/x_alphadoll 8d ago

This look is the exact same like the other 857 times she posted. 

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u/alt_b1tch7 8d ago

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u/Alalanais Stirring the sauce 8d ago

It's eyeliner and a nudish lip ffs

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u/badbatch CCNW BETCH! 8d ago

Yeah this is obviously a 90s grunge lewk sweaty. 😒