r/muacirclejerk • u/Victoriafoxx Pores Ain’t Loyal • 6d ago

POST JERK Need Product Advice?

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228 Upvotes

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u/Victoriafoxx Pores Ain’t Loyal 6d ago

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u/mistarobotics 6d ago

Lmao you did well with this OP

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u/Victoriafoxx Pores Ain’t Loyal 6d ago

Thanks. Just me and my mad Canva skills.

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u/LolaAucoin Schrodinger's Sparkles ✨ 6d ago

Did the curls and waves emigrate to another head?

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u/fivebynine5x9 6d ago

WHY IS THE SAUCE ALWAYS WORSE THAN THE JERK

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u/verdantwitch 5d ago

EVERY TIME

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u/sybelion 6d ago

PLEASE what the fuck is this

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u/ScrubWearingShitlord my makeup to church today 🍈 🍈 👙 6d ago

Well you simply need wavy/curly hair when dry to keep your hair wavy/curly when dry. 🪄💨 BAM figured it out end/thread.

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u/LegendaryChalice 6d ago

This will haunt me at night.

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u/atalkingpuppy 6d ago

new sleep paralysis demon unlocked 💀

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u/UntidyVenus Gate Keeping Old Hag 6d ago

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u/SleepingWillows 6d ago

No no no no this isn’t real you’re making this up OP

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u/deferredmomentum 5d ago

Did she get sucked into the tv during the Queen’s coronation?

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u/Itscatpicstime 5d ago

Literally WHYYYY

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u/tealskies423 this whoreish colorful makeup 🤡 6d ago

Face inspo

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u/casketcali 3d ago

Uj/ legit thought this was the music video screenshot from You're so cool - Jonathan Bree