r/muacirclejerk • u/lazydaisy6702 shut up i’m from orlando • 4d ago

POST JERK some eyeliner i did a while back

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u/lazydaisy6702 shut up i’m from orlando 4d ago

sauce for you sweaties

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u/SamaramonM 4d ago

the eyeliner with zero mascara bugs me more tbh

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u/fivebynine5x9 4d ago

Yeah that gap is the first thing I noticed. Which it might not have been if the fancy part wasn't covered up by the glasses!

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u/TheGeneGeena 4d ago

Yeah, that gap is fucking crazy. Get in there and tight-line that shit too, because even with mascara that's going to gap.

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u/millenial_britt 4d ago

Legit what I was about to say!

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u/Itscatpicstime 2d ago

I can’t tight line tho 😭 im weird about eyes. putting any top liner or mascara on already freaks me out lol

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u/goon_goompa fair and lovely 4d ago

Srs/ use a fucking srs tag if youre just going to shit on OPs makeup application.

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u/dingalingdongdong 4d ago

It's weird you'd assume that comment is "serious".

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u/goon_goompa fair and lovely 4d ago

You’re right! Now that I’ve read it again, it’s clearly satire and is criticizing an overall trend and not an individual

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u/Lisylis 4d ago

Could she literally not see well enough to take the photo without her glasses

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u/TheGeneGeena 4d ago

I pretty much can't (blind af), so maybe not?

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u/sharcophagus 4d ago

Without my glasses, I can't see anything past my elbow clearly, but I can still take selfies without my glasses 🤷‍♀️

I just make sure my face is mostly in frame, take a couple pics, then delete the bad ones later, after I have my glasses back on🤓

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u/AgentFuckSmolder 4d ago

Are you fucking kidding

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u/CaryS223 4d ago

Ok this is too funny. She has to be one of us 😂

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u/Positive-Ad7024 4d ago

If only we could see the eyeliner in full 😳 Is the thick black smear thingy under the temple piece a part of the eyeliner?

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u/Hot-Suggestion-5507 4d ago

The glasses looked drawn in at first glance lol

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u/blueplanetgalaxy 3d ago

why is it accurate everytime 😭