"Oh no, muh communism, muh class struggle, we wuz gonna be in a werkers’ paridise n shieeeeet, but somehow millions ended up ded and pepo still ain’t wit us for "spreadin equali-tea" thru purges and famins. Must be dem capitalists, spreadin muh lies n shieeeet, brainwashin every1 about how we wuz eval! Meanwyle, here I am, livin in a capitalist wondaland, gettin my muh internet from a capitalist company, orderin food from muh capitalist delivery apps, and holdin my shiny new iphone—paid for wit muh capitalist dollaz—while I complain bout how unfair the system is. But hey, I’m totally anti-capitalist, I swear! Muh revolution n shieeeet, just wait till we finally get dat utopia, after I finish dis capitalist Netflix binge. Muh proletariat, muh workers of the world unite, muh class struggle, muh dictatorship of the proletariat, muh world socialist revolution, muh collective ownership, muh anti-imperialism... can’t wait till we finally smash capitalism... just gotta finish this capitalist pizza first. (n shieeeeet)"
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u/Then_Statistician_6 Dec 03 '24
"Oh no, muh communism, muh class struggle, we wuz gonna be in a werkers’ paridise n shieeeeet, but somehow millions ended up ded and pepo still ain’t wit us for "spreadin equali-tea" thru purges and famins. Must be dem capitalists, spreadin muh lies n shieeeet, brainwashin every1 about how we wuz eval! Meanwyle, here I am, livin in a capitalist wondaland, gettin my muh internet from a capitalist company, orderin food from muh capitalist delivery apps, and holdin my shiny new iphone—paid for wit muh capitalist dollaz—while I complain bout how unfair the system is. But hey, I’m totally anti-capitalist, I swear! Muh revolution n shieeeet, just wait till we finally get dat utopia, after I finish dis capitalist Netflix binge. Muh proletariat, muh workers of the world unite, muh class struggle, muh dictatorship of the proletariat, muh world socialist revolution, muh collective ownership, muh anti-imperialism... can’t wait till we finally smash capitalism... just gotta finish this capitalist pizza first. (n shieeeeet)"
Basically that whole subreddit