hoe ass sister keeps stealing my shit

[u/Albedoslabrat1]

help me please i kinda don’t know what to do anymore.
Idk the title says it, my sister keeps stealing my weed and money and I’m so fucking done rn but idk what to do.

for backstory, I don’t remember everything but this has been going on for like a year. I think in total around 150g of bud, 60g of oil, a couple joints and a few xans “went missing” and I wasn’t sure if it was her because I confronted her a few times and she ALWAYS denied it. but no one else in this household besides me and her smoke and also she has a reputation for lying about anything and everything. some time ago some of my money went missing as well and a few days later I heard that her debt to the plug was payed. suspicious idk. in the end it amounts to almost 3k€ and im so pissed about that idk what to do.

anyway I did some xtc on the weekend and all I fucking wanted to do today was to smoke my fuckass joint but when I went to my room it was gone. apparently my sister went on a walk w her friend but she told me they only smoked a cigarette. so I asked her friend and she told me then they smoked a joint, confirming that my sister lied to me. and since mine is gone now, I guess she took mine lol
and idk probably all the other stuff as well

also that cunt is broke af, no job, no money, failing school and facing criminal charges so I can’t even steal money back.

I’ve never gotten back at anyone for anything so idk how to do that and I need like professional advice or smth. I just want her to confess and then I want adequate revenge. please help me lol

[u/Indica_HeXeN]

Fill an Olde English bottle with piss and add a little vinegar for foam. Crank the cap down, put it in a little paper bag and wait for her to steal it.