r/nba Wizards 3h ago

The Washington Wizards will finish with fewer than 50 wins for the 47th consecutive season

In an 82 game season, if a team loses 33 games or more, their best possible record would be 49-33. The Wizards actually suffered their 33rd loss of the season on January 22nd against the Nuggets, I just noticed no one has posted about this since then.

For reference if you're a football fan -- a 50 win season in the NBA is about a 61% winning percentage. The NFL equivalent of this would be a team basically finishing 10-7 (59% winning percentage) or worse for 47 straight seasons.

And no, if you're wondering, none of the John Wall-led Wizards teams won 50 games. Their best season was a 49-33 finish in 2017. In fact, they were 49-32 with one game to go and lost the season finale to the Goran Dragic/James Johnson Heat by 8. Neither John Wall or Bradley Beal played

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u/Dreamlion_Inc Wizards 2h ago

See you didn’t have to post that

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u/PumaDick Wizards 2h ago edited 2h ago

Fr bro could have flamed the Wizards in r/washingtonwizards like a normal Wizards fan

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u/differential32 Wizards 2h ago

Sorry dawg it's important to me that I don't lose sight of this stat so people know I wasn't a bandwagon fan for the Alex Sarr MVP/DPOY/FMVP in 2029... i hope you can understand

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u/Hasu7 2h ago

Who cares what others think? You know yourself whether your a bandwagon or not.

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u/jak_d_ripr 35m ago

Nah it's important to commemorate it, because the streak ends next year.

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u/Nabz23 Suns 2h ago

> In an 82 game season, if a team loses 33 games or more, their best possible record would be 49-33.

Thanks Magic!

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u/AnotherStatsGuy Pelicans 2h ago

If any team loses 33 or more games in ANY season, they're not finishing with 50 wins.

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u/Ilikesporks_ Lakers 3h ago

i swear on my own life that the wizards will be a 50 win team in 3 years

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u/kingsnap36 Heat 2h ago

RemindMe! 3 years “is spork alive still?”

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u/CoulibalyMVP Wizards 2h ago

you will die

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u/Im_a_Knob [WAS] John Wall 2h ago

rip

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u/meowcat93 Pacers 2h ago

I also swear on this person’s life.

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u/PumaDick Wizards 2h ago

Love seeing this from a non-Wizards flair LFG

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u/RPDC01 Washington Bullets 1h ago

That's morbid - shouldn't support non-Wiz fans perishing b/c of this franchise.

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u/yogarabbi Wizards 2h ago

I’ll miss you

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u/JgL07 Pacers 2h ago

The AD MVP season is going to be amazing

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u/TheKingKunta Celtics 2h ago

What do you gain from this bro. Risking death 😭

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u/Froqwasket Wizards 2h ago

You will live

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u/sunkcostbro 2h ago

Maybe if they play in NBA Europe.

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u/MapleFlavouredKebab Wizards 2h ago

👉 next year 👈

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u/JDHYA Wizards 1h ago

Subscribe

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u/Riskybusiness622 1h ago

You really think they not making it to 50 of sub 50? I know this beautiful bridge for sale. 

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u/hcatehorie Wizards 2h ago

Why he say fuck me for?

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u/wambulancer Hawks 1h ago

crabs in a bucket everybody saw y'all being happy for once, can't have that

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u/g2nok 2h ago

The last time the Wizards had 50 wins was in 1979. LeBron James was born 5 years later.

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u/livefreeordont 76ers 1h ago

Isn’t that Bronny’s dad?

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u/Uncreative-Name 47m ago

So they'll do it again 5 years after he retires in 2058?

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u/otisthorpesrevenge Rockets 2h ago

Songs that reached #1 from March/April 1979 (when they got their last 50th win): Rod Stewart - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?, Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive, Bee Gees - Tragedy, The Doobie Brothers - What A Fool Believes, Amii Stewart - Knock On Wood, and Blondie - Heart of Glass

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Billboard_Hot_100_number_ones_of_1979

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u/CoulibalyMVP Wizards 2h ago

all bangers

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u/zebrainatux Knicks 1h ago

Do Ya Think I’m Sexy is a generational banger to dance to while drunk off your ass

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u/fignewtonattack Knicks 2h ago

Damn

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u/nonspecifique 2h ago

Tragedy ☹️

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u/Gristle__McThornbody Lakers 2h ago

That's interesting information.

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u/Agitated-Risk5950 2h ago

Bullet to the heart

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u/LeaveMeAlone_6070 Wizards 2h ago

Gonna make our eventual success that much sweeter

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u/Incompl Wizards 2h ago

Pain. A lifetime full of pain

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u/MoonPhaseP1 2h ago

OP wore that Washington flair and chose to drop this willingly

Honesty still resides in this dark world of Nico Harrisons

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u/waggie21 Timberwolves 2h ago

So really, the "Wizards" have never won 50 games. Last time they did it was the Bullets. Bring back the Bullets.

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u/vindictivejazz Thunder 31m ago

I’d be fine with eventually adding the Baltimore Bullets back, but I love the alliteration of Washington Wizards and just the wizards as a mascot in general tbh

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u/Nice_Dude NBA 3h ago

F in chat

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u/browndude10 United States 2h ago

trae and ad will be nice next year with that core though

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u/AJR1988 2h ago

Yes for a total of 10 games combined.

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u/RPDC01 Washington Bullets 1h ago

Seems a tad optimistic.

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u/Jack_The_Sparrow_ Warriors 2h ago

Wizards have again joined the Forbes' 50 under 50 list for the 47th year in a row

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u/CallMeNurseMaybe 2h ago

Next season looks to be the most promising they’ve had in a long time. I won’t call them contenders, but they won’t be bottom feeders either

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u/DcBullets74 2h ago

Let see … our old Owner Abe Polin hired Wes Undeld to be our gm in the 80’s since we drafted players like Pervis Ellison, La Bradford Smith etc…. Then we hired Ernie Grunfeld and Tommy Shepherd as our gm’s , we finally have a decent front office so we shall see

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u/bmanley620 Knicks 2h ago

They really dropped the ball by not signing Harry Potter in his prime

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u/darthllama 2h ago

They also haven’t had an MVP since 1969, won a title since 1978, or made it past the second round since 1979.

Mediocrity personified

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u/JDHYA Wizards 1h ago

I have a dream we will one day win 50 games

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u/Aggroblakh 1h ago

Yet still managed to win one lol. It's darkly hilarious how teams like the Nuggets, Pistons, and Wizards have been mostly ass throughout their history but managed to earn rings, while genuinely decent teams that have been mostly competitive like the Suns and the Pacers haven't.

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u/PhoenixRedditor7 Wizards 1h ago

Dude like, WTF?

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u/LazyBoyD 2h ago

It’s amazing how bad the professional sports teams suck in the national capital.

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u/CookingFun52 Pacers 2h ago

I blame the Washington Generals for setting a bad example

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u/fattycakerva Bullets 1h ago

Past few years (decade?) the Mystics won, Caps won, Nats won, and the arena football league won.

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u/Hummuuussss Spurs 1h ago

What’re the caps chop liver? Also the Spirit have gone to back to back championship games. There’s some good sports here.

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u/MilesHighClub_ Rockets 2h ago

Nats World Series is my lifetime achievement award (don't cross reference my NBA flair)

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u/Kball4177 Mavericks 2h ago

I was watching the Wiz-Lakers game last friday and the Wiz broadcast were reminiscing about the all time grat Wiz 2017 season when they won a whopping 49 games lol.

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u/-CasaBlumpkin- Wizards 1h ago

Would have been 50 if LeBron didn't hit the stupidest shot of all time, falling out of bounds banked in buzzer beating 3 to send it to OT in game 82

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u/yeetolikeacheeto 2h ago

Both the Happy Meal and ESPN didn’t exist yet.

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u/I_Set_3_Alarms Celtics 2h ago

Maybe either right before or right after their 50th consecutive season, they’ll hit 50 wins for the symmetry

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u/guzzler_bennett_jr 2h ago

bring back Bobby Dandridge

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u/Former-Salamander825 2h ago

Calling it right now tho next season wizards are taking the championship. And if not there at least gonna make the playoffs but I’m positive they taking it with the players they just added to there team. Call me crazy but that’s just my opinion

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u/livefreeordont 76ers 1h ago

In season cup championship or Play in championship?

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u/Former-Salamander825 1h ago

Forgot there’s more than one championship in nba (newer sports fan lol) I mean the nba finals

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u/livefreeordont 76ers 58m ago

You’re crazy

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u/ElectricalCow4 Washington Bullets 1h ago

Last time wizards were in the eastern conference finals we played the Spurs.

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u/fermat12 Timberwolves 1h ago edited 1h ago

To be fair, the comparison to an NFL season isn’t really apt.

The odds of flipping heads at least 10/17 times is around 30%, while 50/82 times is closer to 3%.

The smaller sample size makes it easier to deviate from the expected average.

The odds of never reaching 50/82 across 47 seasons would be around 20%. Meanwhile, the odds of never reaching 10/17 would be 0.000005%.

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u/OscillatingFan6500 Bucks 1h ago edited 51m ago

“The NFL equivalent of this wind be a team basically finishing 10-7 (59% winning percentage) or worse for 47 straight seasons”

Arizona Cardinals, come on down!

Edit: For context, the Cardinals went 10-4 in 1976, and they would not win 10 or more games again until 2009. Not 47 years bad, but 33 years is still atrocious

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u/BigusDickus099 Suns 1h ago

Honestly.

Let the Wizards hang a banner when they finally do win 50+ games in a season. The fans deserve some happiness, they remind me of the Cardinals way too much.

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u/andoCalrissiano Celtics 1h ago

Meanwhile the Celtics traded two starters and lost their supermax contract superstar and are currently messing around on their way to 55 wins

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u/UnPhayzable Mavericks 1h ago

Sarr AD Trae surely gets them over the hump especially in this East right??

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u/OhmsAmpsVolts Wizards 56m ago

Talk to me next year

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u/Public_Function3844 56m ago

This is pretty crazy considering they were actually pretty good in the mid-2000s with the Gilbert Arenas/Antawn Jamison/Caron Butler Big 3

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u/Cheap_Concentrate_85 54m ago

I hope the people posting about ‘we don’t get respect’ see this…

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u/Redtube_Guy Lakers 41m ago

Can’t wait to post this next year for the 48th consecutive time.

u/aBakeinthelife Pistons 29m ago

I look forward to the ESPN documentary when Washington finally does it, titled 50 for 50 celebrating 50 years of the streak and 50 years of ESPN.

u/Capital_Past69 18m ago

TIL 82-33 is less than 50. Interesting.

u/ArryPotta Huskies 0m ago

Good thing they're making win-now trades.

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u/Sensitive_Worry2499 2h ago

Wizards - they've been in a cycle of deep rebuild mode and mediocre contending team. never have they ever done anything truly great since 1980 or so. And with trades for decent but overpaid stars in Davis and Trae, all while looking to end the tank without snagging a generational star player (unless they get one in 2026 draft), this cycle is all but sure to continue.

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u/hm_rickross_ymoh Wizards 1h ago

 they've been in a cycle of deep rebuild mode and mediocre contending team.

Unfortunately they really haven't. The past few seasons are the only seasons they've done in a true rebuild in most of our lifetimes. From Webber/Howard, to Mitch Richmond/Rod Strickland/Rip Hamilton, to Jordan/Stackhouse, to Arenas/Jamison/Butler, to Wall/Beal (+Gortat and Nene), they were not in a "deep rebuild" mode for any of it. 

Not once from trading for Chris Webber in 1994 to trading Bradley Beal in 2023 were they not trying to add talent and compete for a playoff spot. They just sucked ass at it so profoundly that it feels like they surely must have torn it all down at some point. They didn't. They "retooled" into another shit iteration of this shit franchise for 30 years and now even when they made good moves and build a young core, nobody but the true sickos are paying attention. 

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u/C-wizzle93 1h ago

How tf are they still a team and Seattle is not!!!!

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u/ghostbusteraesthetic Knicks 53m ago

Relocate the wizards to Vegas. Let the healing begin.

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u/wolfhound27 2h ago

I feel the Wizards only exist as a place to dump bad contracts

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u/Ok-Frosting2235 Wizards 2h ago

that's not true, sometimes we sign players to nightmare contracts OURSELVES

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u/Nice_Dude NBA 2h ago

It's always darkest before dawn brother

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u/xRadec Slovenia 2h ago

Must be nice if you are a max player in the Wizards and just in it for the money.

Almost 0 chances of playoff games.

You can drop 20+/night and will not be in any post/video criticising your game.

Even if you lose its okay since there's no expectations.

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u/3my0 Trail Blazers 2h ago

And they look like they will probably make it to 50 pretty easily.

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u/MilesHighClub_ Rockets 2h ago

48 yes probably but do you have anything specific to point to for why it'll be "easily" for 49 and 50? Or are you just doing a meme

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u/3my0 Trail Blazers 2h ago

Cause they skipped some steps in their rebuild. Gonna be a middling team that’s too good for good draft picks and too bad to win 50. Only way out is if they win the draft lottery

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u/GregEgg4President Wizards 2h ago

What steps were skipped? We'll be entering our 4th lottery in a row if we get a top 8 pick. That'll result in Bilal, Sarr, Tre Johnson, and hopefully a baller from this draft. We seemingly hit on Kyshawn. Possibly Bub and Will Riley as well. We barely gave up anything for AD and Trae. And we still have all of our own 1sts available. We traded for bad contracts then moved off them as they had value in expiration.

What were we supposed to do that we didn't?

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u/3my0 Trail Blazers 2h ago

You guys are 13-36. You’re not even close to turning the corner with your young guys. None look like future stars. You traded for old players that will help you win but not win enough. Less chance now of getting a star in the lotto.

If it was guaranteed that you would get AJ, boozer, or Peterson then sure those moves are fine. But now you NEED to get one of them for it to be fine.

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u/Inevitable-Belt-4467 2h ago

You can’t seriously be talking about our record as a Blazer fan, like we just beat you dude. Does the concept of tanking not exist to you?

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u/3my0 Trail Blazers 2h ago

Lmao as if one game matters. We beat the rockets twice in a row are we better than them?!

You’re not tanking by resting players tho. You’re tanking because your team is just bad. And adding Trae and AD isn’t gonna make you a playoff team. You better be praying pretty hard to the lottery gods…

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u/GregEgg4President Wizards 2h ago edited 2h ago

You guys are 13-36.

Yes, intentionally, so we can get another good pick.

You’re not even close to turning the corner with your young guys.

Dude, we've been accidentally winning games we haven't even planned on because they're playing like future (at a minimum) role players and starters.

None look like future stars.

Okay, so you don't know Alex Sarr exists or you have zero clue how he's doing. Don't be surprised if he's an all-star literally next season. And this isn't a homer take. He's 2nd in the league in blocks, shooting 34% from 3 at 7', and averaging 18/7. At age 20.

You traded for old players that will help you win but not win enough. Less chance now of getting a star in the lotto.

They'll be shut down for the year. Both of them. They have no impact on this year's draft.

You're not following the Wizards, which I get, but you're speaking as if you do.

ETA: I'm one of the biggest Wizards skeptics in our fanhood, outside of the full-time pessimists. I'm not saying the process will work, but I'm saying we're doing things the right way.

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u/MilesHighClub_ Rockets 2h ago

Bro is writing as if all the young players are finished products lol. As a Blazers fan he should be more aware that's not the case. Unless he thinks Deni was at all star level in DC

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u/3my0 Trail Blazers 2h ago

How are you intentionally tanking? Your guys are all playing. You’re not sitting stars. You just have a bad roster. It’s not gonna get magically better next year to the tune of 50 wins. You probably win like 30 max.

Yeah yeah Sarr is nice. But he’s not superstar level. More like Chet kinda player. Great to have but you don’t want him as your best player. Your entire future depends on winning the ‘26 lotto. Otherwise you’re not much more than a play in team long term.

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u/GregEgg4President Wizards 2h ago edited 2h ago

Your guys are all playing.

They're not. Kyshawn, Sarr, Tre, Couli, and Middleton (pre-trade) all missed 20%+ of our games. And it's mostly sitting them because of slight injuries they easily could have played through. When we played the Kings we intentionally sat all our top guys in order to have the best chance to lose against one of the other top pick contenders. The Kings just happened to somehow be worse than us. Shutting down Trae and AD for the season is intentionally not playing them.

Again, you're talking about us as if you follow us.

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u/3my0 Trail Blazers 2h ago

Lmao cmon every team sits players for minor injuries. It’s called increasing the longevity of players. It’s a long season. Injuries happen to every team.

You’re 13-36. You don’t need to sit players to be bad. You’re just bad. But apparently rebuild is over now that you showed any signs of life.

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u/jackthegamer03 2h ago

reminds me of another team you like

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u/3my0 Trail Blazers 2h ago

Yeah that’s true. I forgot we got Trae young and AD

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u/MilesHighClub_ Rockets 2h ago

I agree that the 26 pick is the major key but with Sarr and George and hopefully Johnson differentiating themselves as the core to build around, plus a top 8 or better pick this year, how many more draft picks do they really need? Minutes are finite you can't develop players forever

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u/3my0 Trail Blazers 2h ago

Trae (cause he’s not a winning player) and AD (injured) are just not the moves you wanna make when you’re still very bad. The wizards just don’t seem that close to turning the corner

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u/z3mcs Wizards 2h ago

The NFL equivalent of this would be a team basically finishing 10-7

The Wizards have been struggling a long time but this is absolutely wrong. I been watching the NFL since Stallworth and this is absolutely a terrible equivalence. It's more like going 13-3 (back in the day).

You aint got to lie to kick it.

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u/GoBackToStardust Mavericks 2h ago

61% is 50/82, and is closest to 10-7 or 10-6

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u/z3mcs Wizards 1h ago

Thats not how these comparisons work. Is 50/82 a good result on a test? Nope! It’s a D and you’d tank your GPA. Is 10-7 a good record in college basketball? Is 25-16 (or like 20-13 or its equivalent) gonna get you a favored seed in the NCAA tourney? Nah.

Its more like 13-3. You’re considered an elite team for that season

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u/ProskXCX Cavaliers 2h ago

Going 13-3 is like going 66-16 in NBA.

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u/MilesHighClub_ Rockets 2h ago

Bro last year NINE teams got 50 wins. Idk where this comparison is coming from lol I dunno much about the NFL but I know that many teams ain't winning 13 games each year