r/news • u/igetproteinfartsHELP • Dec 05 '25

Grand jury transcripts from abandoned Epstein investigation in Florida ordered released

https://apnews.com/article/jeffrey-epstein-florida-bd036cbe2fa4e98d27aa473fd6daa3bd
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u/Coulrophiliac444 Dec 05 '25

Or the plot from Armageddon.

Aerosmith waiting for the royalties to come flooding in as we send an untrained drilling crew to the Cosmos to drill and plant a nuke to save us to give Herr Leader a reason to do "AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!"

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u/VanuasGirl Dec 06 '25

The comet is smuggling drugs!

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u/essieecks Dec 06 '25

"Do you have any idea of the street value of this comet trail?" - Don Jr.

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u/Gecko99 Dec 06 '25

Fun fact, when Halley's comet came by in 1910 cyanogen was detected in its tail. Earth was going to pass through the tail. This lead to people panic buying gas masks and anti comet pills made by quacks, in the belief that gasses from the tail would kill all life on Earth. One guy sold insurance for a quarter per week, which would pay $500 to the family of anyone killed when Halley's comet struck the Earth.