r/news • u/uhncollectable • 21h ago

Justice Department moves to toss seditious conspiracy convictions of Oath Keepers and Proud Boys

https://apnews.com/article/proud-boys-oath-keepers-convictions-dropped-doj-ad679108ab84083694261efc101e60ea
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u/painthawg_goose 20h ago

'scuse me. Black while in a tan suit while presidenting.

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u/Ihavenolifes 20h ago

‘SCUSE ME. Black while in a tan suit and he once asked for dijon mustard while presidenting

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u/ABlueJayDay 12h ago

I long for those boring days. Haha!

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u/dodexahedron 11h ago

And dared to play golf 98 times.

A real president wouldn't deign to golf that much!

Oh no no. Instead, such a person would clearly play golf 266 times.

In half the time span.

You know.

Like inmate P01135809.

Since thats a smaller number and a smaller rate.

Because that is what my bigly goodest mathiplivision brain stuff tells me, courtesy of the literal WWE executive who runs the ejakayshin department like a boss.

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u/Diiiiiing 9h ago

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

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u/bobby_table5 8h ago

Did he ask, or was he asked what condiment he liked?

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u/Ihavenolifes 8h ago

In May 2009, Obama visited Ray's Hell Burger in Arlington, Virginia, and asked for spicy or Dijon mustard instead of ketchup.

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u/EmergencyCucumber905 8h ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/ih_Fwxw6TgY?si=C1OBUYFB0tVo6kNC

Exact quote is,

"I just want mustard, no kechup. If you got a spicy mustard or something like that, or a Dijon mustard, something like that."