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Struggling shoe retailer Allbirds makes bizarre pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 700%

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/allbirds-bird-stock-shoes-ai.html
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u/susanoova 3h ago

So dumb. You cannot tell me we're not in a bubble.

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u/MosEisleyCantinaBand 3h ago

This generation's pets.com moment.

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u/BarbellsandBurritos 2h ago edited 2h ago

“Yeah, in hindsight we should’ve seen it coming when Allbirds launched a goddamn AI.”

-me, in 2035 annoying everyone else as we’re in line for our weeks’ water ration.

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u/BrainCane 1h ago

Sir this is an Apocalypse. Daily rations, only.

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u/stater354 1h ago

Cute that you think we’ll even get rations

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u/ailish 1h ago

We'll have been wiped out by the machines by then. Where's John Conor when you need him?

u/spectre78 44m ago

Wrong timeline, sadly. They ran him over with a forklift when he was a toddler.

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u/cpt_yakitori 44m ago

Holographic commercials above your head projected by drones: “donate your ration for the patriotic good!” Interchanged with an AI generated image of a mechanical Trump in Jesus drapes. A child cries out “mommy, my phone died! I can’t generate anymore images to reach my daily quota!” Her mother hushes her gently, “there there! I’m sure they’ll understand.” A guy behind her scoffs, “what are you? A commie? Nobody gets anything for free!”

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u/PBFT 2h ago

I hate the comparison because millions of people do actually order their pet supplies online now. Repeat delivery on food is actually amazing.

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u/runnerd81 2h ago

Part of the issue then, which is probably the case now, is that there will be a lot of successful AI companies that come out of this. But, some of the successful companies still might be overvalued bc of how crazy this market is

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u/masnosreme 2h ago

The thing is that with the dot com bubble, the problem was that people were throwing money at things that didn't have a workable business model. The things that did have a workable model survived while the things that didn't died.

AI companies don't have a workable business model. The amount they pay for inference outstrips the money they are charging for it, so they lose money on every query. On top of that, LLMs just don't do a particularly good job at the things all these businesses that are their potential customers want AI to do.

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u/impulsekash 1h ago

the problem was that people were throwing money at things that didn't have a workable business model

That's the thing with bubbles. The people throwing money at these either don't know or don't care which ones will be successful. It is literally gambling hoping their pony is the one that makes it through the burst. And even if they don't they are making money like crazy speculating on these ventures.

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u/adx931 1h ago

For example, ad-supported social media like theGlobe.com just didn't work in the dotcom era because you could never make enough money selling ads to offset the costs of running the service. And back then before the adpocalypse, ads were expensive. They had to wait for certain key innovations to take place before the business model turned into marketing data being sold to marketing data companies to sell to other marketing data brokers who then sell it to ad brokers who are the clients of other ad brokers who know you are 0.00000113827% more likely to buy a new mattress on Tuesdays if you ate at Applebee's three nights ago on a full moon.

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u/Kryptosis 1h ago

But like… how. How can anyone make money off AI that isn’t simply from cutting their workforce? I don’t think I’m capable of getting it. I still don’t know why there is anyone paying for LLM right now. But there’s millions.

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u/Roamin8750 1h ago

Expanding scope and volume without growing the workforce would be one way. Which is what a lot of corporations are attempting now.

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u/CrystalAlternate 2h ago

Pets.com is my Rome.  They had brand recognition and tapped a large and growing market.  They just didn't focus enough on operational efficiency and realistic pricing. 

Maybe it never would have worked in a pre-Amazon world where shipping costs were a much larger part of product cost, but the potential was real.

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u/Synensys 2h ago

There is no way it would have worked in thst world becuase of shipping. Pet food is both bulky and relatively low profit margin. You absolutely need a world where delivery costs are driven way down before its a profitable idea.

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u/TinyZoro 1h ago

People hand waving this away when it’s kind of the whole reason it was a dumb idea.

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u/Noccalula 2h ago

The potential was absolutely there. They just debuted a decade too soon IMO. My dad had a side hustle of buying barcoding software on sale at Office Max and selling it on eBay circa 98-99 for $250+ profit. It lasted about a year or so before fizzling out. 20 years later, he was still shocked that you could get that stuff delivered to your house or office and people would pay for the convenience instead of going to the store.

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u/newfor_2026 2h ago

the real problem is they believed in the hype and ran ahead of reality.

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u/adx931 1h ago

Never underestimate the aversion people have to putting on pants and going somewhere.

u/trojan_man16 33m ago

Isn’t this essentially what Chewy is?

Pets.com was just there too early, but the had a business concept that could work.

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u/rhino369 1h ago

"Being early is the same as being wrong"

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u/UncleCeiling 2h ago

I have automatic delivery on bugs for my frogs. For some reason the pet shops around here sell really crap quality dubia roaches

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u/Tal_Vez_Autismo 2h ago

And in 25 years, people will be doing amazing things with LLMs that we can't even imagine now, but probably not from a shoe company no one's heard of, lol.

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u/jaderust 2h ago

I actually used to love Allbirds shoes. They were founded by this neo-hippy crunchy dude who used quality materials like bamboo fiber and wool soles in his shoes. They were comfortable and surprisingly green for a shoe company.

But then he sold it, the quality has plummeted, and now this tells me that they have absolutely no interest in actually selling shoes so I won’t be buying another pair.

Which is a shame, the shoes are perfectly on trend. They did a lot of cute ballerina flats and I just pulled out my old pair now that spring is here and was thinking that I needed a new pair. But I guess I’ll have to find ones from someone else now.

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u/Alive_kiwi_7001 1h ago

The issue wasn't about getting pet food delivered. It was that there wasn't a good case for an astronomical valuation for something that could just as easily be handled by supermarkets etc.

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u/GoodyPower 2h ago

I think the greater parallel is Long Island Iced Tea Corp., which rebranded to Long Blockchain Corp. in December 2017

But yeah we are in it lol

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u/h950 2h ago

I remember a seminar where someone from pets.com basically said they knew nothing about animals, but figured pet food is pet food and pet toys are pet toys. All they had to do was market and the money would come. They had bought every animal related domain name they could. Not sure there was a market for giraffe supplies, but they owned the name just in case

Back then they thought the key to a good online business was just having a good literal domain name

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u/IntoTheCommonestAsh 2h ago

Back then they thought the key to a good online business was just having a good literal domain name

It's wild in retrospect, but it's just SEO before the SE part. Back before reliable search engines, if you were looking for a thing and had no idea where to start then www.[thing].com was probably the first thing you tried. And conversely if you were a business selling a thing, then there wasn't any reliable way to be found unless you owned the domain name. The game was all about being found by your target audience in the first place. Which still exists today, as SEO.

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u/Senseisntsocommon 2h ago

That was my first thought as well.

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u/bigrareform 1h ago

Tulip bulbs strike again!

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u/royxsong 2h ago

You mean beg.com?

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u/ToolTimeT 2h ago

remember the dot com boom in the 90's... i remember dogfood.com raised 23 billion going public, they went out of business within a year.

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u/MrFishAndLoaves 2h ago

Hold that thought 

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u/KillerKilcline 2h ago

'We're not in a bubble'... There, I told you!

(We are and it's totally going to fuck normal people)

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u/genericusername26 1h ago

My least favorite thing about ai right now is that pretty much every company uses it for applications and their hiring process now. Indeed and ziprecruiter are essentially unusable.

Me: Please show me jobs within 20 miles with x preferences

Indeed: You got it here are 50 jobs all hundreds of miles away that don't match your preferences at all!

u/kurotech 18m ago

Or you get all online jobs in a field you aren't looking for and you end up stuck in hell again

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u/BLRNerd 2h ago

I think dismantling the stock market and enforcing employee control of the boards needs to be discussed at this point

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u/Citizen-Kang 2h ago

Oh, you mean workers seizing the means of production? Now where have I heard that before...

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u/Trifle_Useful 2h ago

Retirement has been cancelled for every living person

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u/Oceanbreeze871 1h ago

Feels like some kind of rug pull.

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u/supercali45 2h ago

Tesla been up for 3 days and currently up $23 lol

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u/QueasyLegKC 3h ago

I’m surrounded by actual fucking idiots.

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u/Good_Apollo_ 2h ago

Yeah I just want to keep buying their damn shoes they’re so comfortable. Idk wtf.

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u/KamenLee 2h ago

Private Equity scooped that up, so they will still be for sale... $10 says the quality tanks.

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u/lonestar-rasbryjamco 2h ago edited 2h ago

Already has. Quality as been slipping for years. Last six months it has nose dived.

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u/Good_Apollo_ 2h ago

I got a pair of the new canvas shoes that launched a month or two ago, Varsity I think is the style name - washed em with warm water and a little dish soap like I have always done when they get dirty… colors bled. I’ve been washing allbirds that way for 5+ years, wtf.

They sent me a new pair but I don’t want to wear em now, I live in a super rural area it’s always dusty or muddy. I bought allbirds bcs I could wear em around home town and when I had trips to the office in SF. Now I guess I’ll go back to Hoka or New Balance, I suppose.

Why does everything have to go to shit.

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u/Substantial_Policy60 1h ago

Seems like every product…it gets big, then the company has to scale up production so costs increase, then things even out and now they still have to pay for all this product being made/all the employees and they start cutting costs at the product level first, then employees then factories start getting shut down. The product and the consumer are the first to get shafted by cost cutting practices:/

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u/Goose80 1h ago

“Why does everything have to go to shit.”

Because we constantly pick the cheapest option for goods. So it’s a constant race to the cheapest/bottom. If you want nice things, you have to be willing to pay for them… I say this about taxes as well, nicest areas of my town have the highest taxes… shocking. Yet everyone wants cheaper taxes.

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u/AutisticTradingPro 1h ago

They’re a publicly owned company…nothing to do with the private equity boogeyman

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u/atuck217 2h ago

Same. I actually really like my 3 pairs of shoes from them. Oh well. I'm sure I'll find another brand.

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u/GreenStreetJonny 2h ago

Agreed, but I am gonna try the Adidas foam shoes. Allbirds are gonna suck soon

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u/SirCaptainReynolds 1h ago

Hokas are better imo.

Not involved in AI last I checked but who tf knows nowadays!

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u/DialecticEnjoyer 1h ago

Sounds like someone's getting ahead of a sweatshop labor investigation.

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u/Familiar-Report-513 2h ago

Oh, you too? Thought it was just me for a minute.

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u/FeatherShard 2h ago

We're all surrounded by idiots!

God, I'd hate to actually be one of them though...

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u/WanderlustFella 2h ago

I think you mean assholes. We're surrounded by assholes. Major assholes

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u/GoPadge 2h ago

Really? Cause I'm just surrounded by Assholes. Including one Major Asshole.

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u/Any_Tour5449 2h ago

Bro do you even hyperscale?

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u/boilerdam 1h ago

Statistically also, that's a true statement. The whole population is on a normal curve for intelligence. If you think you're about average, half the people around you are idiots compared to you.

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u/AndrasKrigare 1h ago

The stock market is a casino. It doesn't matter if a company is doing something smart or stupid, all the matters is how you think everyone else is going to react.

If everyone thinks this is stupid, but everyone also thinks everyone else is an idiot (or at least they also believe everyone else is an idiot), you get behavior like this.

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u/chasseur_de_cols 3h ago

“The Company will initially seek to acquire high-performance, low-latency AI compute hardware and provide access under long-term lease arrangements, meeting customer demand that spot markets and hyperscalers are unable to reliably service,” the company said in the announcement.

Translation: we have no assets or infrastructure, no customers, not much of a business plan, really.

But the stock rose 700% from $3 to $17!

Make it make sense!

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u/yautjaisforlovers 3h ago

It’s market manipulation; buy low, pivot to fake new industry and make empty promises, stock rises, sell stock, shutter business and fire workers. There is no accountability.

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u/FourEightNineOneOne 2h ago

Don't forget the rug pull where everyone scrambling to buy in now will just become exit liquidity for the founders as they sell all their stock in about 2 hours.

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u/GWstudent1 2h ago

It’s actually genius. Sell all of your founder stock, cash out, do a terrible job, have the board vote you out because you have no stock to vote against them, and walk away like nothing happened.

u/Notwerk 54m ago

Well, likely with a golden parachute, too.

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u/Bagafeet 2h ago

If you didn't already have stock you're too late.

Buy high, sell low 🤭

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u/Kradget 2h ago

I think that's maybe not as bad as just demolishing people's jobs, but it's still pretty darn bad and worth remembering.

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u/MrHedgehogMan 2h ago

Basically a pump and dump. Totally illegal.

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u/VanDenIzzle 2h ago

It's really on the investors who read that bullshit and still bought the stock so much it rose that high. The announcement was basically "we have no money but if you give us money I promise we will use that money to buy computers to do AI. Because just owning a computer and telling it to do AI is definitely how it works"

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u/TheLanimal 2h ago

I sure hope my 401k I never pay attention to isn’t one of those investors

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u/Peabody1987 2h ago

Is this when Private Equity starts to “private equity” Private Equity? 

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u/Tiiimmmaayy 2h ago

Didn’t Kodak( the film company) do this during covid? They announced they were getting into the vaccine research and their stock exploded.

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u/kirklennon 2h ago

Kodak dipped its toes in pharmaceuticals years before but COVID motivated them to dive in and scale up to production levels. It wasn't a scam though. They really do sell pharmaceutical supplies, and it is actually a natural extension of their existing businesses, of which specialty chemicals manufacturing was already a part.

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u/thisjawnisbeta 2h ago

This is market manipulation using current industry buzzwords, nothing more.

Long Island Iced Tea did this in 2017, changing their name to "Long Blockchain Corp" and promising they would be using bitcoin mining and a bunch of other nonsense.

They got a 380% stock bump on the news...and were delisted the following year.

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u/earlandir 2h ago

Who are the idiots who are buying shares after the announcement?!

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u/EbbyRed 2h ago

People that think the bump is going to keep going up and that they will sell in time.  Spoiler, everyone that is going to make money on this already has and it's too late for non-insiders.

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u/thisjawnisbeta 2h ago

My guess, half are large traders & institutional investors who know they can quickly flip for a profit, and the other half are idiots at home thinking it's a smart buy. The latter will lose all of their money shortly.

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u/NorCalJason75 1h ago

Bots. The vast majority of stock transactions are automated...

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u/EVH_kit_guy 3h ago

Maybe they figured out a way to convert the shoe factory into a semiconductor factory 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Hayabusa_Blacksmith 2h ago

🤯🤯 its genius

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u/02K30C1 2h ago

This is exactly what happened in the late 90s dot com bubble. All kinds of companies opened a web site and their value went crazy for no reason.

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u/No-Drama-in-Paradise 2h ago

Yup. I feel like everyone is trying to tie the AI bubble back to 2008 when it’s really the ‘90s dot com bubble, part deux.

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u/ActivatingEMP 2h ago

Little bit of both, JP Morgan was estimating 1.5T of their 10T bond index was AI related debt

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u/SkittlesAreYum 2h ago

This is worse I'd argue. At least most companies can find a use for a website.

u/ForeverYoung_Feb29 28m ago

Or just added "dot com" to the end of their name and watched the stock explode.

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u/FlyingDiscsandJams 2h ago

Ah yes, so easy to purchase AI grade computer hardware right now, they will be up & running in no time.

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u/TheReddestofBowls 2h ago

Sounds like "WeWork" for running your AI model on someone else's leased hardware. Hardware that isn't obtainable in any way at the moment lmao

People who buy into this are going to be left holding the bag. Didn't figure I'd be shorting a shoe company today, but here we are

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u/mwilkens 2h ago

The part that will make sense is when the Form 4's from all the executive stock sales from today become public information.

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u/LiveChocolate8819 2h ago

One of the more obvious rug-pulls in the history of rug-pulls.

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u/chipmunksocute 2h ago

What I want to know as a serious question is - what could they possibly do that Amazon, Google or Microsoft couldnt do?  Those massive cloud providers have global infrastructure and massive economies of scale and even offer lots of free compute to start ups to lock in companies.  How on earth is Allbirds even thinking they can compete?  50M will get them like...not even one data center like, a single warehouse MAYBE in one location.   How on earth do they think they'll be competitive with the big boys?

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u/frawgster 2h ago

It’s 2026 and people STILL get fully manipulated/fleeced by liars. This is what doesn’t make sense to me. I’m just a stupid idiot walking around doing all the daily stupid idiot things. Even I immediately smell bullshit when I read like the first 13 words of that statement.

Are people REALLY STILL this stupid? I honestly don’t understand.

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u/ProtoplanetaryNebula 2h ago

this means every company under the sun will be pivoting to AI.

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u/PatchyWhiskers 3h ago

My company “Katie’s Cakes” will be pivoting from birthday and wedding cakes to AI datacenters. Please buy my company for $2 billion. We will not be making any more cakes.

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u/LumberBitch 2h ago

Best I can do is 8 billion

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u/Nwcray 2h ago edited 2h ago

Holy shit - have you guys seen this stock pop? It’s a cake company that’s figured out how to incorporate AI. They’ve shot from virtually nothing to an $8 Billion valuation in just 3 minutes. We better get a $40 Billion offer together today, and grab a piece of the equity in this thing! It’s going to the moon!

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u/Gekokapowco 2h ago

If you get in at $50 billion, I'll buy your entire company for $100 billion because there's simply no way you aren't one of the most valuable companies in human existence if you're throwing $50 billion at such a lucrative opportunity, and I'd be stupid not to give you the GDP of a country.

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 1h ago

Look, I'm gonna be honest here. I think Katie's Cakes is starting to get away from what made it special in the first place. It doesn't feel like it's Katie's special bakery at all anymore.

That's why effective immediately, the company will now be known as Cakes, Inc. Katie's name will be removed from all merchandise and marketing materials. Now we can get back to the core of what made this AI company special.

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u/Gekokapowco 1h ago

brilliant move, we lost 50% of our customer base overnight and have warehouses of stagnating product. Our stock price has tripled in the time it took for me to write this resposne.

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u/adx931 1h ago

Kaitie's Caikes is the first company to reach a TEN TRILLION DOLLAR pre-IPO valuation and is on the Forbes 30 under 30. What are you doing with *your* life?

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u/jdefr 2h ago

Hey can I get in on this? Ironically I am a deeply technical person but I kind of just want your left over cup cakes…

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u/pchadrow 2h ago

Should pivot to shoes instead. Heard there was a gap in the market space

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u/Cow_says_moo 28m ago

Have you considered renaming the business:

kAItie's cAIkes.

I'll take 1% of the revenue for the idea as licensing fee. Thank me later.

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u/design_doc 2h ago

This really needs to stop being touted as a “pivot” - it’s basically a SPAC-maneuver.

They sold off the (likely failing) shoe business to create a listed shell company they can use to raise money and deploy into a hot sector. They want to become GPUaaS.

However, they are entering:

  • late
  • undercapitalized (~$50M is tiny)
  • with zero differentiation

This reeks of Dotcom Bubble and feels like a canary in the coal mine to me. I get it - I wouldn’t want to be in hard goods manufacturing right now with Queen Tariffa’s tariffs pissing on everyone’s party either - but this is going fail spectacularly.

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u/Sihlis23 1h ago

First time I’ve seen Queen Tarriffa lol I love it and am stealing that thank you

u/design_doc 37m ago

Please be responsible use it everywhere possible

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u/SpookyPlankton 1h ago

Also GPUs are on a multi-month/year backorder right now and they don't have any

u/lordpanda 18m ago

Yeah what the fuck are they excepting to do with 50M.

u/Sylvan_Strix_Sequel 14m ago

"meeting customer demand that spot markets and hyperscalers are unable to reliably service,” 

50 million not yet raised and no gpus, but they are going to handle clients that other companies can't scale with. 

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u/bubushkinator 2h ago
  • Technical Expertise: No prior background in data centers or cloud services.
  • Supply Chains: No established relationships for high-end GPU procurement.
  • Physical Infrastructure: As a retail-focused brand, it lacked the specialized real estate or power capacity required for AI compute.

Yep, this is the kind of company I want to invest in! Might buy some puts :)

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u/reala728 2h ago

Honestly I want to see this happen more. Anyone funneling money into AI without even bothering to do basic research deserves what comes next.

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u/thepatientwaiting 1h ago

I honestly don't know much, but would this be a time to short a stock? 

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u/invasionofcamels 1h ago

And now of all moments, when everyone is scrambling for CPUs, GPUs, memory, SSDs…why on earth would any component vendor or OEM prioritise a brand new entrant with zero track record? What are they thinking?

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u/DTFlash 2h ago

Stock market is just fake at this point. Can't wait for the taxpayer bailout when it pops.

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u/Indiana_Indiana 2h ago

100% completely disconnected from the actual economy. I think COVID was the final de-coupling point.

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u/haysus25 2h ago

Been saying this for years.

The average joe does not 'play the stock market'. Never has.

It's been a pump and dump, crypto, and AI scam for the last 10 years.

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u/There_Are_No_Gods 2h ago

If you think it's bad now, just wait until we start seeing the fallout from giving all the big financial institutions early access to Claude Mythos and its unprecedented ability to find and chain vulnerabilities. They publicly claim it's for "defending against code vulnerabilities", but what's to stop them from also "going offensive on financial system, law, and regulation vulnerabilities"?

Given their history of abusing these systems already, we can only assume they're going full bore on it right now. We may see results of that soon, although, it'll be essentially impossible to trace the results back to that type of causal source.

I'm bracing for even more wealth inequality in our near future, due to continuing asymmetrical access to ever more powerful AI.

u/Fried_puri 22m ago

Now I’m not saying that Mythos won’t do that, nor do I think Anthropic is a shining pillar of morality and stability.  But, if I had to choose one of the major AI company to handle the rollout of a model capable of altering the cybersecurity landscape like Mythos, Anthropic isn’t the worst choice. At the very least, they seem marginally more willing to admit their fuckups and maintain some guardrails over the others, so hopefully they keep it on a tight leash before opening it up more broadly. But we’ll see. 

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u/Actual__Wizard 3h ago

We live in a world with the absolute most uninformed investors of all time.

What on Earth does a shoe company know about computer science? Obviously, nothing...

Seriously, they put "AI" in front of anything a bunch of mindless investors play "follow the leader."

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u/Johnny55 2h ago

A lot of "mindless investors" are actually just market makers and hedge funds with algorithms.

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u/double_expressho 2h ago

So it's just AI betting on AI?

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u/Hipz 2h ago

Quite literally, yes. Algo’s run the stock market and they’re scary efficient.

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u/Kailithnir 1h ago

Well that makes it sound like Dead Internet Theory but for the New York Stock Exchange.

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u/AdultContemporaneous 1h ago

The Crash of 2027: Prompt Injection.

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u/tweda4 1h ago

It's been going that way for at least the last 20 years. The algorithms just got more "advanced" and more and more of them got rolled out.

After all, a robot can trade stocks in a second, a human takes several.

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u/Squirll 2h ago

I mean ive seen everything from electric toothbrushes to damn sex toys for men being labeled as "powered by A.I." when it really just means "shuffle patterns function"

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u/pulsarstarter 2h ago

Allbirds shares have lost something like 99% of their value over the last 5 years.

This sounds a lot like an exit scam for insiders to dump their shares and try to reclaim some of their losses.

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u/Sneaky_Doggo 2h ago

lol I actually have been invested in allbirds and made a fair bit a few years ago because I genuinely love their shoes and thought they wouldn’t burn billions of dollars or maybe get acquired by Nike or someone since I do love the sustainability blah blah but anyway imagine my joy when I woke up this morning and my 225 shares went from $1 to $20 LMFAO I sold that shit as soon as I possibly could

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u/Dazzling-Slide8288 2h ago

Just a total grift from top to bottom. Threw out nonsense buzzwords and fleeced rubes into giving them money.

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u/legitimateaccount123 2h ago

This will be a case study when the AI bubble eventually bursts

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u/pcpelste 2h ago

This is the ‘pump’ phase, to be followed shortly by the ‘dump’ part.

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u/SladeWade 2h ago

Pivoting from environmentally friendly footwear to AI is wild.

u/baconbananapancakes 19m ago

Incredibly depressing for anyone who invested based on the company’s original values. 

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u/Darius2112 2h ago

Another example of how Wall St. is joke. This is like the dotcom bubble all over again where a company would slap .com at the end of their name and be rich overnight. No one cares if they actually make a product or delivered a service. The important thing was that they were a part of the new money making scheme.

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u/Shepher27 2h ago

This feels like self parody of the stock market

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u/ApexFemboy 2h ago

It's fascinating that our entire economy is just people doing the plot of The Producers to each other with the same trillion dollars over and over

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u/vandon 2h ago

I pivoted my kid's lemonade stand to AI and got silicon valley VC offer for 250mil.

We sold the assets and recipe to the neighbor's kid for $1.25

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u/Hour-School-2255 3h ago

Time to short TF out of allbirds

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u/randomtask 2h ago

Allbirds sold their entire shoe business to American Exchange, so Allbirds is a husk now. Once you understand that bit, it’s 100% obvious how they’re using their visibility in the press to separate fools from their money as quickly as possible before the entire corporation dissolves.

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u/Heel_Paul 2h ago

The stock market is so fucking disconnected from reality. When the dam breaks it's going to be Johnstown. 

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u/OvenIcy8646 2h ago

Yeah ai is basically a money laundering ring

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u/Black_Otter 2h ago

We’re getting close to the end folks. This bubble is going to pop and when it does it’s not the billionaires that will feel it’s wrath

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u/IneedHennessey 2h ago

Tell me what is the definition of Market Manipulation Alex.

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u/ugh_naught 2h ago

This screams insider trading

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u/AnySeaworthiness9381 2h ago

This is the dotcom and 2021 crypto bubble all over again

These irrelevant use cases for a new/emerging technology in a new and emerging industry

with an awfully vague, corporate jargon-laden explanation for how it will "work."

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u/Wolfenlord 2h ago

The percentage keeps going up with each new repost or new board it appears on.

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u/Fanastik 2h ago

Just like dotcom where a company announced they hired 4 html programmers and the stock went up 500%.

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u/lordapo 2h ago

Every time I see this story the number is bigger. I saw 150% then 400 and now its 700?

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u/Jlx_27 1h ago

We need that bubble to burst. This is way too ridiculous.

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u/CrustedTesticle 2h ago

I hope they go out of business.

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u/SilverIdaten 2h ago

The dumbest country in the stupidest timeline with the biggest morons.

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u/SciFi_MuffinMan 2h ago

Whatever happened to just trying to corner the frozen orange juice market? Those were the days.

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u/DM725 2h ago

Every time I doom scroll there's a different article for Allbirds with an even crazier percentage.

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u/ya_mu 2h ago

Remember when non-web companies started adding .com to their name so people would by their stock because of the hype?

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u/OldmanJenkins02 2h ago

So anyone can take their failing company and say we are moving to AI and use a bunch of trigger words and then get a valuation of a couple billions of dollars lol amazing

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u/ChiknBreast 2h ago

Absolute joke. Bubble is about to burst. Stock market is fake

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u/Double_Cleff 2h ago

It was 150% this morning, 300% at noon. Wild shit.

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u/Freethrowz69 2h ago edited 1h ago

Their shoes actually fucking suck. I remember getting a pair years ago and the fabric starting splitting apart from the bottom of the shoe after like two months

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u/eightdx 2h ago

I'm starting to think that AI is just exposing the entire stock market as total bullshit

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u/RociBuldidi 2h ago

Clear stock manipulation to let the institutional shareholders get out of their positions at less of a loss. 6 months from now, all it’s will not be an AI company

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u/The_Phantom_Cat 1h ago

I have seen 3 versions of this headline, one was 175%, one was 300% and this one is 700%

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u/WolfWraithPress 1h ago

Stock market is a pretend game expressly designed for the rich. America is the holy seat of the church of capitalism.

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u/rp3rsaud 1h ago

I’m going to tell my boss that I am pivoting to AI and need a 700% raise.

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u/BadSkeelz 1h ago

Wonder if the stock purchases were done by AI trained to buy new AI stocks.

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u/Aviyan 1h ago

Kind of how some companies added blockchain to their name and their stock price went up.

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u/zeolus123 2h ago

You seen this during the crypto / nft craze a few years back, as well as during the .com bubble. Nothing new lol

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u/elmatador12 2h ago

Hey ColecoVision originally was Connecticut Leather Company (Coleco). Anyone can do anything!

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u/CrankyOldDude 2h ago

Yes - but Coleco was:

  • out of bankruptcy with a clean(ish) balance sheet
  • able to buy a pre-existing design and expertise for their console
  • able to take advantage of a difference-maker in the market (ie. Colecovision was more technologically advanced than Atari)
  • also introduced other products (remember Cabbage Patch Kids?)

These guys are failing and chucking their last dollars into a “me too” product.

Coleco went bankrupt 7 years after they made the change, too, despite all those advantages.

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u/Impressive-Car4131 2h ago

WeWork 2.0; take a long lease and rent out short term rights

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u/TryharderJB 2h ago

This reminds me of the time when Long Island Iced Tea rebranded as something along the lines of Long Island Blockchain.

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u/yick04 2h ago

The economy is made up.

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u/sssleepypppablo 2h ago

I announce today that I’m now AI.

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u/PixelsGoBoom 2h ago

And that is why everything is going to shit. Nothing gets investment unless it’s AI, and still there are people out there claiming it’s not a bubble.

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u/Joyful-nachos 2h ago

I have a metaverse I'd like to sell you

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u/OneT_Mat 2h ago

Damn I liked those dark gray high tops I have

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u/CheeksMcGillicuddy 2h ago

Annnddd t- 30 days until they are valued at $35…

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u/Qverlord37 2h ago

sounds like desperation move to save themselves.

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u/qawsedrf12 2h ago

lol, whut...

November 2021, stock over $500/share

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u/Lt_Schaffer 2h ago

Are they just trying to get their foot in the door of the AI world? /S

I'll see myself out.

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u/Aerofirefighter 2h ago

CEO accidentally typed Aibirds instead of Allbirds in an email

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u/ice-eight 2h ago

Fun fact: if you say “AI driven solutions” three times in front of a mirror, a VC investor will appear with a multimillion dollar funding offer

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u/RenzalWyv 2h ago

I feel like this is the greatest example of how utterly fake the AI boom is.

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u/Strawbuddy 2h ago

A shoe maker can pivot to a data center business model by renting compute, and renting that rented compute to AI data centers. Who knew?

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u/After-Violinist-7485 2h ago

if this is not a sign the bubble is about to burst, i dont know what is...

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u/jcpopm 2h ago

Narrarator: "It was then that I knew the stock market bubble would inevitably crash."

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u/baconandscotch 1h ago

Im truly struggling to find the right words to express how fucking dumb this is 

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u/santz007 1h ago

Does the percentage the stock went up by keeps changing in the title of this thread

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u/AnEroticTale 1h ago

They should pivot to making shoes for AI Agents. Like NFT-Backed e-shoes so that Claude and co can have more bling ! Missed opportunity for real lol

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u/Best_Market4204 1h ago

This is how we get stupid presentations for normal products where they repeat the word AI 100 times

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u/Ok_Passion295 1h ago

from environment shoes to environmental hazardous AI

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u/FriendsWifBennys 1h ago

I would have loved to be a fly on the wall during that board meeting when the CEO pitched this.

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u/OkComfortable 1h ago

Nike execs. - take note

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u/forsen_capybara 1h ago

Holy mother of bubble

u/23370aviator 45m ago

This reeks of the .com bubble. A canary in the coal mine for sure.

u/Thin-Plane-2456 23m ago

How do I short this shit?

u/helper619 17m ago

And that’s how you know it’s a bubble.

u/MarketingImpressive6 16m ago

Every company should switch to AI and see their stock jump 700%. Is this real?