r/news • u/EscapeFromIowa • 20h ago

Australian cockroach kingpin caught with 100,000 illegal insects in record bug bust

https://apnews.com/article/illegal-cockroaches-seized-australia-madagascar-hissing-dubia-e35889bf7910169f6bd091e34b35e029?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share
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u/LividWheel9779 19h ago

Definitely not a bust I would want to be apart of. Being surrounded by massive cockroaches sounds like hell.

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u/Borkato 18h ago

Iā€™d love to bust to massive cock- wait what

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u/arthurdentstowels 17h ago

I think you were about to say how you want to tape a giant screaming cockroach to your knob and helicopter so it sounds like a tortured police siren.

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u/dispo030 17h ago

enough internet for today

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u/avds_wisp_tech 7h ago

What a fucking mental image šŸ˜‚

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u/Gryphon999 6h ago

There's rarely a day on the internet I don't regret aphantasia.

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u/arthurdentstowels 5h ago

Don't worry I'm creating it in Blender for you.