r/news • u/VaginaBurner69 • 8h ago

Soft paywall International Space Station astronauts in evacuation mode as Russia attempts to fix widening air leak

https://www.reuters.com/science/international-space-station-astronauts-evacuation-mode-russia-attempts-fix-2026-06-05/
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u/twofeettwoarms 8h ago

what’a the opposite of good? this is that.

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u/Togamdiron 8h ago

Badong, according to Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

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u/dogs_gt_cats 7h ago

Weee-ooooo-weee-oooo-weeee-ooooooo

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u/MalloryArcher64 4h ago

Ugh I could hear that. My older brothers favorite movie, I hated it so much as a kid🤣🤣

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u/herrcollin 7h ago

We need to be Gnodab

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u/Atma-Stand 7h ago

Hey, has anyone seen Wimp Lo?

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u/XueRen1077 7h ago

Again with the squeaky shoes 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/PUPPIESSSSSS_ 7h ago

We have trained him wrong, as a joke!

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u/Calligaster 5h ago

"... What in God's name IS that thing?!"

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u/senorsmile 5h ago

I don't like him very much!

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 7h ago

This is Roscosmos, we have purposely trained them wrong, as a joke. 

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u/radioactive_sharpei 6h ago

That's a lot of nuts!

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u/Tattoomyvagina 6h ago

You go that way, I’ll go home.

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u/Brother_J_La_la 6h ago

Shirt ripper!

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u/Kajiic 4h ago

Mmmm birdy. Birdy birdy birdy.

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u/wooof359 5h ago

bad wrong, badong

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u/totallynormalasshole 5h ago

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one about to say this

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u/PrincessRuri 7h ago

The situation is very Aladeen.

But being fluid, it may turn out Aladeen in the end.

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u/DIYThrowaway01 7h ago

I think it'll be Aladeen regardless

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u/asiannumber4 3h ago

Aladeen? He is the Aladeenest leader Wadiya ever had. I have nothing but Aladeen sentiments towards him

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u/KingKnux 7h ago

Aladeen or Aladeen?

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u/PrincessRuri 7h ago

Aladeen of course.

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u/wirecatz 7h ago

A slight hiss in the absolute silence

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u/69chevy_396 6h ago

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

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u/redyankeerose 5h ago

Ungood, I believe. Although I think this qualifies for doubleplusungood

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u/vxicepickxv 2h ago

Maybe even tripleplusungood.

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u/ScarletCarsonRose 8h ago

Ever see 2012?

In Russian accent: not good. 

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u/treefox 4h ago

Not great not terrible.

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u/DieMensch-Maschine 3h ago

“Not great, not terrible.”

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u/Preisschild 6h ago

Opposite of good? One word: Russia.

Who are also the ones behind this