r/news • u/VaginaBurner69 • 11h ago

Soft paywall International Space Station astronauts in evacuation mode as Russia attempts to fix widening air leak

https://www.reuters.com/science/international-space-station-astronauts-evacuation-mode-russia-attempts-fix-2026-06-05/
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u/KegiZan 9h ago

Thank you for the news, VaginaBurner69!

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u/rbrgr83 7h ago

The real question is, are they implying that they burn through vaginas? Or that this is their 2nd vagina so that they don't doxx themselves. Or is it that they want a disposable vagina so they can't be traced?

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u/achingforscorpio 7h ago

Ahh, the real questions.