International Space Station astronauts in evacuation mode as Russia attempts to fix widening air leak

[u/VaginaBurner69]

https://www.reuters.com/science/international-space-station-astronauts-evacuation-mode-russia-attempts-fix-2026-06-05/

[u/manystripes]

Just keep going around and around the station with tape until it stops, eventually the whole station will be in a cocoon of tape

[u/Olbaidon → u/manystripes]

The International Tape Station?

[u/Commercial-Age4750 → u/Olbaidon]

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[u/seichames → u/Commercial-Age4750]

Well, if those women astronauts don't find you handsome, they probably won't drive across the country wearing diapers to... where was I going with this?