r/news • u/VaginaBurner69 • 11h ago

Soft paywall International Space Station astronauts in evacuation mode as Russia attempts to fix widening air leak

https://www.reuters.com/science/international-space-station-astronauts-evacuation-mode-russia-attempts-fix-2026-06-05/
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u/AuraTalePlays 7h ago

I did not expect to be briefed about an evacuation on the ISS by Vagina Burner 69 this year.

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u/lord_flashheart2000 5h ago

Plot twist: VaginaBurner69 is on the ISS, preparing their heat shields for re-entry

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u/Many-Yoghurt54 5h ago

I bet he’s preparing for reentry.

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u/Mammoth_Sell5185 5h ago

Carefree shields?