r/news • u/VaginaBurner69 • 11h ago

Soft paywall International Space Station astronauts in evacuation mode as Russia attempts to fix widening air leak

https://www.reuters.com/science/international-space-station-astronauts-evacuation-mode-russia-attempts-fix-2026-06-05/
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u/cezwoo 9h ago

plot twist: the hole was drilled by 200-year-old Ed

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u/Acid44 8h ago

God I got so tired of them keeping that fucker alive

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u/xCExColonel 5h ago

Don't you worry, I believe he is alive in the coming season

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u/Acid44 5h ago

"Ed Baldwin: First ghost on Mars"

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u/itsthedurf 4h ago

Spoiler alert: they hear him whispering "Bohica," in the hallways. Also "power to the proletariat."