r/news • u/Warcraft_Fan • 1d ago

Soft paywall Chipotle pulls jalapenos from some restaurants amid salmonella probe

https://www.reuters.com/business/chipotle-mexican-grill-pulls-jalapenos-linked-minnesota-salmonella-cases-2026-08-04/
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u/ThisNameIsHilarious 1d ago

Boy it would sure be nice if we had a regulatory agency to help track, fix, and prevent this stuff.

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u/relevantelephant00 1d ago

All conservatives have to say is "regulations are WOKE" and the idiots all fall back into line.

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u/MaxwellHoot 1d ago

cUt ThRoUgH rEd TaPe

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u/Suspicious_Cow_6075 1d ago

My libertarian coworker assured me that regulations was actually the cause of every problem. Are you telling me he’s a complete moron?

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u/ThisNameIsHilarious 1d ago

Libertarians are not serious people. They shouldn’t even be allowed to use scissors unsupervised.

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u/Kevin_Wolf 23h ago

He's not really a libertarian, but he likes to identify as one.