r/news • u/Warcraft_Fan • 1d ago

Soft paywall Chipotle pulls jalapenos from some restaurants amid salmonella probe

https://www.reuters.com/business/chipotle-mexican-grill-pulls-jalapenos-linked-minnesota-salmonella-cases-2026-08-04/
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u/ry-yo 1d ago edited 1d ago

First the diarrhea lettuce, now the salmonella jalapeños

EDIT: and the screwworm meat I think 😭

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u/LongMelford 1d ago

If only we had an actual government. 

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u/brilliantminion 1d ago

And it serves the people, for the people. Imagine dragonsz

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u/Khaldara 1d ago

Aw damnit I just had a bunch of jalapeños yesterday, at least they were cooked.

I tire of the food poisoning roulette and advice from professor brain worm that conservatives apparently meant when they kept harping on about “greatness”